Funny / Smosh

You know you're in for a treat when there's a lot of funny moments in Smosh.

SHUT UP!!!

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Smosh

• "I'm the Teleporting, Teleporting, Telephoning Fat Guy!!!"
• One word: Stranded.
  Day 17: "I found an apple in the sand, but it only lasted us a day. We knew that we would have to choose which one of us we would eat first. Robbie and I both chose Jamal, but he called us racist and threatened to eat himself. We told him that wasn't physically possible."
  Day 18: "We were wrong. Jamal ate himself."
• In "License Test", the driving instructor makes Anthony wait at a house while he goes in. Gunshots happen and the instructor is seen carrying heavy bags (most likely containing money) and he makes Anthony just drive right away. He finds out he got shot in the stomach, and Anthony freaks out. The instructor tells him that's not a problem, but he's more disappointed that now he has to fail Anthony.
  • And that was the third time. Anthony's mom screams she'll f**king kill him for a 4th failed test.
• HOW TO ANNOY A GAMER (originally titled: "GAMER GETS TROLL'D!"): The ending where Anthony and Ian finally kill the former's annoying cousin who keeps playing Xbox after trolling him enough times.
  • In Troll #6, if you look in the mirror you can see the camera operator in a pink wig and a swimsuit.
  • The scene where they break the Wi-Fi router so Anthony's cousin can't play Xbox which is like that scene in Office Space only without the printer.
• In their popular Pokemon parody, the Monkey/Mankey gag.
  Ash (Anthony): Alright, Monkey!
  Pokedex: Mankey.
  Ash: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  • Also the fact that the battle ended because Mankey got bored and walked off.
• When Ash finishes his first battle, he's excited to continue his quest.. only to find a large line of trainers waiting for him, including the old man!
  • Anthony's "FUC-" (video cuts to end).
• Pikachu vs. Charizard in IF POKEMON WAS REAL 2:
  Ash: Quick, Pikachu! Use AK-47 attack!
  Pikachu: (confused) P-Pika?
  [Ash throws Pikachu an AK]
  Pikachu: (while firing at Charizard) Piiiiikaaaa-CHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
• In Food Battle 2013, the Gummy Snake coming out of Anthony's "You Know Where".
  Anthony: (With snake coming out of his pants) "MONEY!"
• The "If it Were Real" Series is so full of these, it could use its own subpage.
  • YouTube: A jerk goes around shouting "FAKE!" at a man juggling, a man doing a back flip, and a woman's breasts.
  • MySpace: "Is anyone still here?"
  • Smosh: "THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER!" "I JUST S*$! MY PANTS!"
  • 2 Girls 1 Cup: 2 girls stare at a cup.
  • Teletubbies: Ian and Anthony screaming with horror at The Face of the Sun.
  • Barney: The dinosaur eats the kids after they've served their usefulness.
  • Blue's Clues: All of it.
  • Saw:
  Anthony:"Why is that dead guy breathing?"
  Jigsaw:(pounds fist on the floor) "Dammit!)
  • Cowboys & Aliens: Aliens Win.
  • Reading Rainbow: "Hi there I'd like to talk about a book I read called Twilight (2005). It f***ing sucked!"
  • Sesame Street: Cookie Monster croaked from eating nothing but cookies for the past 42 years....and he smoked assloads of meth.
  • Hotel for Dogs: "There's dog shit everywhere!"
  • Thomas & Friends: "Kill...meeee..."
  • He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983): "Gay bar's that way."
  • Every modern FPS ever: "Shoot the bad guys!"
  • Bomberman: "This clip was removed because terrorist jokes aren't funny."
  • Candy Crush: A Corrupt Corporate Executive forces a person playing the game with actual candy to pay money.
  • iOS 6 Maps: The Problem with Pen Island at its finest.
  • The Vampire Diaries: A sexy vampire is about to suck Ian's blood as he writes a diary, but not before he conveniently opens up some blinds and sets her on fire with sunlight.
    • True Blood: Two vampires are about to suck Ian's blood and look sexy whilst doing so. He opens up a door and sets them on fire with sunlight.
    • Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Kardashians are trying on pants and trying to look like they have big butts. Ian opens some blinds nearby and sets them on fire with sunlight, too.
  • Grindr: Two Ambiguously Gay guys suggestively grind each other's meat. Literally.
  • Final Fantasy VII: Cloud can't carry his BFS.
  • Flappy Bird: F**K FLAPPY BIRD!
  • AOL: Anthony slowly puts a gun to his head while waiting for the dial-up to load.
  • South Park: Stan's mom washes his mouth out with soap.
  • Sherlock: Sherlock doesn't even need to use the Sherlock Scan ... the killer obviously had a knife and the cop was too stupid to notice!
  • Plants vs. Zombies: Zombies win.
  • Game of Thrones: Apart from the series' large cast (which even George RR Martin can't keep track of), there's also GRRM's "Who should I kill next" spinning wheel.
  • The Hobbit: Bilbo uses the ring to spy on a showering girl, but the girl catches him as he is still visible.
  • Breaking Bad: "How hard can making meth be?" *Cut to Burning house*
  • her: A guy humps a Macintosh monitor.
    • Mannequin: A guy humps a mannequin.
    • Marley & Me: "Just Kidding. You guys are sick..."
  • FarmVille: "Okay, seriously. How the fuck is this a video game?"
  • The deleted scenes don't fall too far behind either. Such as:
    • Hit Girl letting out a long line of curse words before getting her mouth washed out with soap.
    • Scott Pilgrim deciding that Ramona's not hot enough for him to kill 7 people.
    • Wikipedia believing that a 13-year-old is right about Darth Vader being from Star Trek.
• From "I BROKE MY FOOT!"
  Anthony: How does it feel to be my bitch, BITCH!?
• From If Holidays Were Real: "Always trust a man in a BIG WHITE VAN!"
• The entirety of the "Parents Suck!" rap. Crosses with Awesome Music.
• In Motion Gaming Sucks!
  Otto: And my children will disown me...except for the gay one he really likes that Taylor Lautner fella.
  • "You press the A button! (shot by Ian)"
• DUBSTEP COMMERCIALS SUCK! is hilarious, but the dubstep-ified baby food commercial's escalation makes it surprisingly funny.
• In 15 Hour Energy.
  Stephen Hawking: "It used to take me four hours to type a single sentence. But thanks to 15 Hour Energy..."
  (flips over wheelchair)
  Stephen Hawking: "I don't need that s*** anymore!"
• In "Real Death Note!"
  Ian: "That doesn't make any sense! I wrote your whole name on here! Look!" *holds Death Note up to his mom, with "MOM" written on it*
  Ian's mom: "My name's not 'Mom', dumbass."
  • Followed by Ian getting very upset that he has no idea what her real name is.
    Ian's Mom: And you'll never know! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! [throws a smoke bomb on the ground and disappears]
• BIG HEAD HACK!
• Ian's Mom's reaction to Ian dressed up like Honey Boo Boo Child.
  Ian's Mom: "....F**k my life..."
  • An earlier clip shows her struggling to put a shopping cart up on a curb, and when her reaction shows, her name is subtitled "hates shopping carts".
  • The increasingly inane "facts" culminate in "Most people believe anything they read."
  • Two sequels, "My Twerking Addiction", and " Addicted to Selfies!" carry on the style and are just as funny. All are Take That! videos to popular trends.
  • "Ian's Mom disowned Ian and in her grief she ate herself to death. Literally. She ate herself."
• In Food Battle 2010, Anthony tries to use his chilli pepper as poison on Ian's Mom. It doesn't work. Then, in the very next scene, IAN tries to poison his own mom. It appears to be working at first, much to Ian's delight, but it was just a sprinkle.
  Ian: "You're supposed to DIE!! [Starts crying]
  Ian's Mom: "[Hugs him] Oh, honey...honey...you can try to kill me again later.
• The whole "Twilight As Seen by a Seven Year Old" episode, these moments in particular:
  Edward: My mom did it with a monkey
  Bella: (Stares)
  Edward: Yes my mom did it with a monkey, so what?! (eats banana)

  Jacob: *takes off shirt* I woves you Bell-ah! Much mowe than Thuperman!
• The iPhone 5 spoof, they talk of how the vibration measures on the Richter scale, we then see it shatter the table it's placed on. When the owner picks up the phone, she asks the caller to call back. She then moves the phone below-screen and it vibrates again.
  • Ian's "So there you go, the Iphone 5 is here to change the world, buy it now ... OR I'LL (bleep) YOUR (bleed) AND (bleed) YOUR (bleeeep)!!! ... (smiles)".
• "My Stupid Dying Grandpa." ALL of it. Special mention goes to Ian and his mom fighting over who takes care of Ian's grandpa, Anthony forcing Ian to kiss his worst fear [a picture of Aunt Jemima] and causing him to run away screaming and crying, and Ian stealing a cookie from a little girl, right in front of her extremely buff father.
• The entire concept of Google Glass.
• Zelda in Real Life: Link is somehow dropped into our world.
  Narrator: Despite 16 epic quests in the land of Hyrule, Link only lasted 25 minutes on Earth.
• STOP MILEY. All of it.
• "LONGEST STARING CONTEST EVER".
  Anthony: Yeah nothing gets between a man and his P Roll! NOTHING!
• The entirety of their interview with Tom Hiddleston, in which they interview him seperately and are told by the other over earpiece to ask the most ridiculous questions and do the stupidest things, with the aim of embarrassing both themselves and the interviewee (think Impractical Jokers). And Tom just goes with it.
  "Are you...up all night to get Loki?"
• Stevie. Just...Stevie.
• In the BTS video for "Movies vs. Reality", while shooting the fight scene, Anthony actually hits Ian but actually breaks his nose in the process. Ian later says he has "an Owen Wilson nose", and says he'll spend the rest of the shoot talking like Wilson. (Caption appears saying "Please don't.")
  • It comes back in the end.
  Crew member: Have you guys seen Owen Wilson? Oh, there he is!
  Ian: SHUT UP!
  Crew member: Owen, we need you on set.
  Ian: SHUT UP!
  • Also, after there's a fire and an explosion, firetrucks and news reporters arrive, and Anthony decides to try and get interviewed. While wearing a wig and fake breasts.
• My Morning Routine. That is all.
• REJECTED VIDEOS. All of it
• All of MAGIC iPOD, where Anthony and Ian find an old 2004 iPod that grants a genie that's...not exactly current in style.
  • As the genie leaves after Anthony accidentally grants him smallpox, if you listen closely you can hear the PS2 start-up sound.
• "MIME FAIL!" shows what would happened if mimes tried other things. HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES:
  • Bungee Jumping: after "tying" a rope around himself, he jumps off the platform... and explodes.
  • Dating: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "MIME CONDOM"?!"
  • Taxi Driverrrrrr...: After Ian refuses to get into the mime's "taxi", he backs up, hits Ian, then flips him off. It counts as a CMOA since this the only thing the mime doesn't fail at in the video.
• This.
• MOLESTER MOON: "I'm going molest yoooooou!"^note  He doesn't literally molest anyone.
• "MANSPIDER" has Anthony in a black spandex spider costume with fake arms suck at being a hero. Go watch it.
• In one of the food battles, Ian tries to kill his mom, and when this fails he actually starts crying and his mom treats this like the most normal thing, even comforting him and telling him to keep trying.
• The guy with the bottomless bucket-of-chicken in "WORST ID PHOTO EVER!". When we first see him in line for the DMV's reception desk, he's rail-thin, but after six hours of waiting, he's grown noticeably fatter. And after ANOTHER six hours of waiting to take the driving test, he's become morbidly obese and we get this exchange:
  Anthony: Alright go ahead, you're up.
  Fat guy: Screw it! I can't even fit in a car anymore! (walks off sobbing^*Subtiltles: *Fat breathing*)
• Early into 2021, Ian suddenly changed his profile pictures to black along with posting things about apologizing for something and admitting he has something to confess. His big secret? That for years he's been missing the toilet bowl when peeing, and now he's resolved to pee sitting down and accepts any hate that may come his way for his decision. Initially one may get mad for exploiting the format most people on the internet use when confessing to something serious, then the charts come in that go into detail why he made the decision and you don't know whether to react with anger, laughter, confusion, or a mix of all three.
• In Food Battle 2023, one of the tasks for their food includes being The President of the USA.
  Ian: Mr. President, what should we do about the Housing Crisis? [His Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut does nothing even as Ian attempts to get some kind of reaction out of it, causing him to sigh:] It's not doing anything.
  Victory Checkmark
• Grimace: Where Is He Now? is a documentary sketch in which the people doing the Grimace's Birthday meme were all mysteriously murdered. It is later revealed to have been Grimace himself along, leading to this hilarious statement from the police:
  Police Officer: I cannot comment on the perpetrator's build, because that would be fatphobic. And I can't comment on their gender, because gender is a construct. And I also cannot comment on their race, because it is racist to assume anybody's race. So we're really at a dead end here. What I can go on the record saying, is that this is definitely a living being. And this living being definitely murdered this scrawny white boy.
  • The officer then release an "expert sketch drawing" of what they believe the suspect looks like. And it's just a picture of O. J. Simpson's mugshot. Later in the sketch, OJ ends up getting the blame for the murders.

Smosh's 2nd Channel

• This video of Ian with a Christmas hat on his head playing music while Ian stares at the camera with the most EPIC, FACE, EVER.
• The entirety of CRAZY KARAOKE, in which Ian and Anthony make each other sing songs while listening to another song via headphones.
  • Anthony completely butchering the national anthem. While listening to Aphex Twin's "Rubber Johnny", no less.
  O'er the ramparts we see
  And the...skylight's less gleaming
  Hilltops we...hchkstpuh..ran
  Ninuh vuh yol we fftcrr..cram
  And the flag's in the air
  • Ian just dying of laughter right next to Anthony is pretty funny in and of itself to watch.
  • Anthony singing "Baby" while listening to a Job for a Cowboy song. (For those not in the know, Job for a Cowboy is a really hardcore death metal band.) The discomfort on his face and in his voice is priceless.
  • Anthony accidentally knocking the camera over in the middle of the video.
• Every single Whisper Challenge video, since both Ian and Anthony interpret the others' whispers as ridiculous Freudian nonsense. One bizarre adjective invented from these misunderstandings was "pussytastic". And yes, it was used by the guesser in a Your Mom context.
• After years of comments asking "Where's Anthony?" following his departure, how do they announce his return?
  [Anthony is stood silently, starring at the camera. Ian walks up and points at him.]
  Ian: Found him.
  [Anthony waves, before the Smosh crew burst in uproarious cheers.]

Smosh (Revival)

WE SUMMONED A DEMON!

• The beginning:
  Anthony: IAN! Guess what day it is!
  Ian: Christmas?!
  Anthony: ...No?
  [Ian is disappointed.]
• The fact that they summoned a demon, using the Dark Arts, just to get Taylor Swift concert tickets is pretty amusing.
• A rather tense buildup with Ian and Anthony opening the summoning book, which reveals a QR scan code.

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