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  • "I'm the Doctor, that is the Master, who I see isn't holding on to anything, and this... is a black hole. Bye!"
  • "Well, as the actress said to the bishop, I'm not human and I don't care."
  • "I am the Master, and you will...learn to like me when you get to know me."
  • While the Doctor is creating his improvised explosive in the store:
    Joe: You're not human.
    Doctor: Decent of you to say.
    Alison: What are you?
    Doctor: Mildly annoyed.
  • The Doctor's reaction after his opera singing causes some Shalka to burst? "Perfect pitch. Finally."
  • As the Doctor transforms his phone into another door into the TARDIS to escape the black hole, he discovers that the door won't open without a handle.
    Doctor: Don't worry about the sign!
  • As the Doctor and Allison have a farewell chat with the military, the Master abruptly starts the TARDIS engines.
    Doctor: The Master wants to go.
    Alison: Does it always have to make that awful racket?
    Doctor: I'm afraid you'll have to get used to that.
    Alison: Is there anything else I'll have to get used to?
    Doctor: Ship rules. No running, no jumping, no pushing and no slapping.
    Alison: Aww...

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