- Apparently, Ebenezer Fay died next to a squirrel. Yes.
- The fourth panel of this page is ridiculously deformed, blunt, and hilarious. May also count as a CMOA for Chief Strausser.
- This whole page. All of it. Reilly's reactions and Mr. Friday's strange adorkability.
- This page. Poor Reilly. She's just jealous of the diamond in Ben's heart.
- This entire page really. Jack's moped drama.
- This page. It includes both silly brotherly rivalry and random Fan Disservice.
- Andy the badass and his love of soap operas.
- These pages. Mr. Friday and marmalade. And singing.
- The first two panels of this page. Andy's trigger happiness and the shop owner's lament.
- Nice moped, Andy. Even better expression. And Jack's reaction is even better than that.
- Louis attempts to hit on Argent. He fails miserably. The background of the last panel makes it even better.
- Ah, Glen. What a Large Ham.
Funny / Rock–Paper–Scissors