Funny / Road to Morocco

• The scene where the camel spits in Hope's face wasn't planned. The camel did it of its own accord, and Hope's recoil and Crosby's reaction were so funny that it was left in the final cut of the film!
• "Sacred Turkey"
  "All take one of those and one of those!"
• Turkey's reaction to being tossed into a bag and kidnapped.
  Turkey: Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy! …The least you could do is wrap me as a gift.
• While being held prisoner, Turkey goes into a tirade against Jeff and mentions How We Got Here.
  Turkey: A fine thing. First, you sell me for two hundred bucks. Then I'm gonna marry the Princess; then you cut in on me. Then we're carried off by a desert sheik. Now, we're gonna have our heads chopped off.
  Jeff: I know all that.
  Turkey: Yeah, but the people who came in the middle of the picture don't.
  Jeff: You mean they missed my song?
• In the scene that completely Jumps the Shark, or Camel?
  Mabel: Sometimes, when I see how silly people behave, I'm glad I'm a camel.
  Male Camel: (rolls his eyes) I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel.
• The last lines:
  Turkey: You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!