- It delves into Black Comedy real quick, but in the first movie savvy horror film buffs had to be chuckling to themselves when the characters realize just how bad the situation is.(when the rules from Night of the Living Dead don't work) "You mean the movie LIED?!"
- "Send more paramedics."
- "Send more police officers."
- "SEND MORE BRAINS."
- In the second film:
- Severed Zombie Head: "Get that goddamn screwdriver out of my head!"
- In Rave to the Grave: "Come on, Chuckie, we're frat brothers we're supposed to share everything!" "Especially when it comes to INTERNAL ORGANS!" It may sound incredibly dumb (because it is), but the way its said is absolutely hilarious.
Funny / Return of the Living Dead