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Let's just say driver Pan-Pizza has a twisted sense of humor that's bound to make you fall over laughing.

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  • Whenever the other members rip on Pan.
  • Pan brings up something that has to do with fetishes.
  • Usually at least once an episode, Pan will say "What were we talking about? Oh yeah, (topic from several minutes ago)" and proceed to quickly wrap up that conversation.
  • Jim's enthusiasm about Monster Trucks.

2 - Sonic Cartoons Look Back Retrospective

  • Ken's request for JFK Vines/ #JFKStyle and Nolan's comment on how they will be viewed as terrorists: (Headline) "Local Terrorists Start JFK Vines, more at 11:00." "Apparently they were doing it for the "L-O-L-Zs?"
Ken and Nolan summing up what Knuckles was like in Sonic Underground
(Ken in a stereotypical nerdy loser voice) I gotta stop Sonic from stealing my Master Emeralds!(snort)
(Nolan) I'll send my fucking pet dinosaur after him!
(Ken) (snort) Hahaha! My pet dinosaur!
(Nolan) He has a pet fucking dinosaur.Fuck this show.
3 - Johnny Test Cancelled and our Favorite Video Games Based on Cartoons
  • Pan and crew (hopefully jokingly) acting like Fan Haters towards Family Guy, and later a bunch of other things, and suggest the fans kill themselves. It's so rude and uncalled for, yet it's hilarious.
  • Pan starts crying like a little bitch after his friends make fun of his response to Zone on Twitter thanking him for putting Zone-tan in his Top 10 Worst Redesigns video.
    Zone: It was a pleasure working with you.
    Pan: It was a pleasure JERKING with you.
  • The rather blunt explanation of Astro Boy's plot.
    Nolan: So basically, a scientist wants to rebuild his son, decides "No, this is WAY too fucked up", and pretty much throws him away.

    Pan: (Explaining Astro Boy's backstory) No, he gets VAPORIZED, and that's it, that's the little boy. The kid is FUCKING dead.
  • This classic exchange:
    Pan: You idiot.
    Nolan: And I thought it was a joke on the term ni-(BOING!) or something.
    Ken: Nolan...
    Nolan: Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os.
    Pan: You said the N word you stupid idiot!
    Ken: Yeah! -You stupid ni-(BOING!)
    (Nolan laughs)
    Pan: Ken you're Black, it's okay.
    • Bonus points for "Teach the World to Fap" by ZONE-SAMA playing in the background and stopping to a halt when the Sound-Effect Bleep occurs.

4 - Disney Channel Original Movies

  • The mere fact that Pan, Ken, and Nolan are allegedly at the Dashcon.
  • The various things he and his friends describe about the ball pit.
  • Ken reveals he thought Halloweentown was about a town full of Michael Myers', which escalates into a Running Gag of thinking every DCOM involved Michael Myers in some way.
  • Pan gets killed (by Jihad's suicide bomb) towards the end and his "ghost" fills in for him.
  • When Pan makes a joke in poor taste, The Rebelsquad proceeds to abandon him, especially after this:
    Nolan: "Were you masturbating!?"
    Pan: "Yes."
    Ken: "Oh god, I'm slipping in it! Oh god, it got in my mouth!"

7 - Teen Titans Animated / Favorite Simpsons Episodes

8 - Live Action Teen Titans TV and Spider-Man Cartoon Games Retrospect

  • The joke of XLR stumbling onto the podcast with AJ believing he would receive a free burrito unaware of the podcast in progress, and the Rebelsquad's reaction to the above.
  • Pan mistaking Stan Lee as the owner of Playboy.
9 - Hub Channel Ending / Early 2000s Nickelodeon
  • The Rebelsquad's reaction to Pan realizing they forgot to talk about CatDog.
    Ken: "I quit..."
    Nolan: "Yeah, bye."
  • During an awkward moment when Pan leaves, we hear him trip in his hallway:
    Pan: OH FUCK!
    Nolan: *snickers*
  • Pan calls fans of XJ9 "mainstream jacker offers".
10 - Crossovers / Adventure Time Creator Quits / Food Fight / Tetris Film

11 - Dish Removes Cartoon Network

  • Nolan blowing up at the others for insulting Nestle Wonder Balls.
    Nolan: "I did not agree, to fucking sit here, and listen to one of my favorite childhood candies, get SHAT ON, by you FUCKING degenerates! This is BULLSHIT!"
  • Ken's suggesting an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? to talk about.
    Pan: "But you know what was the scariest episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
    Ken: "The one with the actual black guy and they went all like "Oh my god, the dark!' and they all ran away?"
  • After Pan brings up the fact his teacher was once in a porno, Nolan calls him out and explains how fans will find out who the teacher is:
    Nolan: They're gonna look Pan-Pizza in the high school website and find you! Who the fuck else is named Pan-Pizza!?

12 - Toy Story 4 / Gorillaz 2017 Album / Pixar

Ken: Come on everyone! Let's all sing the incest song! Incest, incest, it's the best! Put your sister to the test!
Pan: *bursts out laughing*

13 - I Screwed Up Oh God! / QnA Time

  • The Running Gag of meeting Jim and the rest of the podcasters at your local K-Mart with $100. "Don't call us, WE'LL call you."

14 - Animated Superhero Films / Star Wars Jizz / Cartoon Lawsuit

  • Jim and "Jizz music", especially the ensuing puns.
  • Pan concluding that Team Coco Pebbles vs Team Fruity Pebbles is actually a cover for the agenda: Black People vs Homosexuals. The sheer tastelessness is lampshaded as a Nolan joke.
    • In the same vein, because Pan and Ceshira are Mexican, Ken balances the races out by declaring Jim Black, much to his confusion.

15 - Nicktoons Terrorist / CGI Mario Movie

20 - ADVENTURE TIME The Movie / Steven Universe / Uncle Grandpa CROSS OVER

21 - Toy Story 4 Romantic Comedy / Tim Burton's DUMBO / Ghost Busters Sell Out

  • Pan and Jim's conversation while impersonating the Beatles.
  • The return of Gables.
  • Their claims that the Air Buddies contributed to the bombing of the World Trade Center on 9/11, also framing the basketball coach as he's sent to a jail/mental asylum.

22 - Futurama / KIDS NEXT DOOR Revival / PIXELS Movie

  • Scooby-Doo IS: The Dog With A Blog (Stan).

23 - SHREK / G:KND update / 5 DISNEY Live Action Remakes Announced

  • The Rebel Squad in a previous podcast said they should do a Shrek podcast; guess what today's podcast is about?
  • Ken's first absence because of his computer not working due to water damage, which the remaining Rebel Squad thinking that he masturbated to Puella Magi Madoka Magica and jizzed on his computer causing the malfunction.
  • Specifically Sayaka Miki
  • After Pan brings up leaks, we have the best joke:
    Pan: So who knows what else might get leaked...
    Jim: Is that a threat?
    Pan: Yes.
    Nolan:Hopefully not my nudes!

24 - TOY CARTOONS / Scooby Doo Meets KISS / 5 Nights@FREDDIES Film

25 - MARVEL Phase 1 / New DBZ Series / NINTENDO Theme Park

  • The return of Paleo after all his sarcastic comments left on all the podcasts since the one he was in.
  • Pan requesting donations for his hospitalized female "Tsundere" friend to which he dubs the charity: "Get Well Tsundere."

28 - Pizza Party Podcast - POWERPUFF Girls Recasted - Ben 10 Reboot - E3

  • Ken's udder confusion to Pan's shocking announcement...
    Pan: We have some Phantom Menace news!
    Ken: What?
    Pan: We have some Phantom Menace news, Ken!
    Ken: What?

38 - Halloween

  • When Pan was a little kid, he wanted to be Darth Vader for Halloween. Problem was that he didn't know his name, so he wanted to be "the black guy from Star Wars; Nolan and Jim then ask if he meant Lando Calrissian.

43 - XXX-Treme Ghostbusters - Lost Star Wars Cartoon

  • Pan's crazy laughter over the Professor Xavier action figure. It goes on for over a whole minute.

50 - Is Dreamworks Doomed? / Space Jam 2 / Featuring Some Call Me Johnny

53 - FEET Neros Q / Stupid CENSORSHIP / New MEGAMAN Show

  • The fact that Neros Q is even on the podcast in the first place. Neros responded to Pan's videos regarding the 2016 Powerpuff Girls by making two lengthy videos explaining why he's wrong followed by an animation of Neros executing Pan at the end of BOTH videos. Pan finds this hilarious and responds by inviting Neros to join an episode of the podcast. He AGREES.

58 - Long Gone Gulch / Day with SpongeBob SOLVED / Evil Cereal Mascots

  • During a discussion of Fruity Pebbles, the members make an obvious but still funny joke about Barney eating Fred's daughter Pebbles.
  • Pan admits that the bootleg DVD of "A Day With SpongeBob" from his video was actually something he made himself and wasn't donated to him.
    Zach: How am I ever gonna trust you again?
  • Pan mentions that a trailer for a One Piece movie used Avril Lavigne music, prompting Tara to quip "He was a pirate boy!"
  • When answering a fan question about what reboots are better than the original, Zach chimes in:

72-Pizza Party Podcast FT: CR - Steven SAMURAI JACK Universal Tales of Ducks

  • The introduction when Pan jokes about how it's been a while since they ripped on YouTube celebrities:
    Pan: It's been a while, but we haven't talked about YouTubers we hate and you know which YouTuber we hate right now is CR!
    Nolan: Yeah! That motherfucker!
    Izzy: Yeah, what a hack!
    CR: ...Well this is awkward.
    Nolan: Wait, what?
  • Pan jokingly getting called out on his obsession for Monster High while disregarding the likes of DuckTales (1987) and Mickey Mouse (2013).
    Pan: We can't watch every show ever made!
    Izzy: I'm not asking you to watch every show ever made! Apparently you have enough time for Monster High!
    (Everyone bursts into laughter)

84-Pizza Party Podcast - FT: YMS - Netflix's DEATHNOTE HomeComing on Spiderman

  • Pan getting the deaths of David Carridine (Accidental death by auto-erotic asphyxiation) and Robin Williams (Suicide by strangling himself with a belt) mixed up. The Mood Whiplash hits fast and hilariously.
    Adam: This joke went off the rails...

85-Pizza Party Podcast - The 4th POWERPUFF Girl Rides Netflix's MAGIC SCHOOLBUS to Neo Yokio

  • Pan, Nolan and Izzy randomly declaring Paleo wants to bone a dolphin. Poor Paleo is flummoxed by the whole thing.

95-Pizza Party Podcast - Ft: MUMKEYJONES - XXX-Men No Class in EMOJI Movie vs Saudi Arabia

99.3-Pizza Party Podcast - THUNDERCATS Roar For CalArts Pride FT: Ben The Looney

  • This whole podcast in particular managed to be a hilariously spectacular trainwreck. Highlights from the first eleven minutes include:
    • Not even five minutes in, Ben and Nolan start talking about masturbation. This manages to weird even Pan out as he desperately tries to change the subject by asking Ben which one his own videos he would recommend for a first time viewer.
    • This backfires, as they wind up flashing back to one of Ben's old videos where he talks about how he wants to marry Ami from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi and then goes on about how hot Yumi is and shows pictures of her from the show in revealing outfits.
    • Ben talking about why he draws his own avatar in the nude backed by Pan audibly groaning in pain and trying to switch the topic to Thundercats Roar while Nolan shuts him down.
  • Ben joking about how he draws fetish art of Nolan.
  • The guys joking about how Lady and the Tramp should be remade with a doggy sex scene and proceed to describe what it would be like in graphic detail.
  • Pan of all people somehow looking like the Only Sane Man in comparison to Ben and Nolan.

109-Pizza Party Podcast - Kids WB Cured my LEAD Poisoned SHREK by Illumination

  • The fact that the podcast was recorded right before one of the biggest news days in nerd culture. To wit, mere hours after recording was finished, Stan Lee died and the trailers for Toy Story 4 and Detective Pikachu dropped.

110-Pizza Party Podcast - Detective RALPH Breaks The LION Action Remake FT: INK N PAINT Club Podcast

  • The podcast going on a lengthy abortion joke spree when it's mentioned there's a sequel to I Will Survive.


Teen Titans Reviews

  • Pan looking back at his old reviews.
    Younger Pan: Hello, people from...
    Pan: Wow, that was awful.
    • Pan mentioning this joke about Tara Strong, when saying how much he liked Raven when the show was still on.
    Pan: An appropriate name, because I like to "Tara" that ass up!
    (Cut to the video salesman from Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo winking at Raven, who shudders)

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi

  • The start of the "In The Cards" review. Showing various horrified reactions to a parody of Sonic Underground's opening theme.
  • When Ami and Yumi attend a convention for a Yu-Gi-Oh! knock-off, they both fall in love with the dorky so-called king of the game and fight over who gets to be his queen. As they get in an argument, Pan questions their standards.
    Pan: Really, Puffy? Two famous Japanese rockstars and you'll argue over a king of a knock-off children's card game at the social hierarchy level, 8 notches below Beyblade and Duel Masters? King Bob was twice the king this guy ever was, and King Bob's Beepers was three times the king any of them ever were. I'm pretty sure they were the same person.
    • Then, Ami asks the king if he's looking for a queen.
      King Chad: Hmm... Never heard of that card before, but I'm always looking to add to my Stu-Pi-Doh! arsenal.
      Pan: Yup, this guy is hopeless.

Almost Naked Animals

Toonami Retrosepctive

  • At the end of part 1 of his Toonami retrospective. Just the casual way Pan says: ''Some people say Toonami was just a bunch of bumpers. I say those people are a bunch of cunts.

Super Smash Bros. Melee

  • Pan getting an up-skirt shot of Peach (and Link).

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Incredible Crew/Nick Studio 10

  • Calling PieGuyRulz a "Chicken McNugget"
  • Pan restates how the brief "rivalry" (if one could even call it that) Nick Studio 10 tried to inflict upon its competitor network on Facebook when both were widely reviled (Nick Studio 10 especially so for interrupting regular programming for stupid and nonsensical reasons) was like two hobos fighting over a moldy sandwich in a parking lot.

Crazy Taxi/The Simpsons Road Rage

  • Pan commenting on all the alternatives to Crazy Taxi.
  • After Pan realizes how disturbing the game is without the sound-track, he asks for the "cheery" music to come back on.
    The Offspring: An angry man gets drunk and beats his kid/the same old way his drunken father did.

Code Lyoko

Sanjay and Craig

  • Pan introduces the show as "Some gays and Craig".
  • His comments about the main character, made funnier by the background image, a side-by-side comparison of Sanjay and Kanye West both wearing plain white t-shirts, with the caption text: "Who wore it best?"
    Pan: Look at that smug son of a bitch, Sanjay. He's got less Chins than an Egoraptor made before the Chinese phone book was even invented. I wouldn't fuck this guy with a ten-foot pole. I don't want to fuck guys in general, but given the option it wouldn't be this guy.
  • While Pan does like the show but isn't too fond of it's art style, he's just grateful that it's art style wasn't done by Seth McFarlane.

Minority Report: The Game

  • A lot of the latter half of this review. ESPECIALLY the part where he mentions a lot of the cheat codes.
    • There is also this particular line from the aforementioned review:
    Pan: Anderson Cooper! Watched the movie Looper! Does not feature Bradley Cooper!

Creepy Disturbing Cartoon Moments

  • The Unfortunate Implications of Nick or Treat.
    So next Halloween, go out to the scariest, darkest neighborhoods you can find, and you SHOW them you're a Nickelodeon '90s kid by shouting the phrase, "NI—" (cut to colorbar and long bleep)
    • On his later Top 10 Worst NICKELODEON Moments & Controversies video, someone asked what was so bad about Nick Or Treat. Pan's response?
    "Say it three times fast."

Top 5 Animated Pilots & Shorts 2

  • Pan says that he intended to put the Amazing Screw-On Head in the first Top 10 Failed Animated Pilots list, but forgot about it until editing at 5 PM. He also noted that a lot of people noticed that he put the porn parody of The Modifyers in his video, and does not want to talk about it.

Top 10 Ugliest Cartoons

The Powerpuff Girls Danced Pantsed

Top 10 Lovable Jerks

  • While describing the Tsundere character, clips of Gaz from Invader Zim are shown. When the first one comes up, the caption reads "That show with Gir".
  • Also when describing the Tsundere, he has this to say:
    Pan: Cold and hard on the outside, warm and soft on the inside. And I want to get cold and hard on Raven's warm soft insides!
    Robin: Eat it! She's gonna eat it!
    Starfire: Mmm! Mmm! She's gonna EAT IT!
    Cyborg: Meat-meat-meat-meat-meat-meatball! Meat-meat-meat-meat-meat-meatball!

Top 10 Worst Redesigns

  • Pan complains about the failed US Sailor Moon remake, where the titular character isn't attractive, before somebody (Nolan) tells him that she's only 14.
    • Then Zone-Tan shows up and tells him the age of consent in Japan is 14.
    Robin: Pack your things, we're heading for Tokyo.
  • Jake Long makes me want to stroke my Jake Shlong! *ding!*
  • His criticism of TOM's redesign:
    "That means MORE MONEY had to be put in to animate his facial expressions. Why would you do that? You're already teetering on cancellation as it i- aaaaaand it's cancelled." (beat) "But now it's back and for adults so it's all cool."
  • He describes Toonami shifting its demographic to "stupid babies who don't know how to use the internet".
  • When listing off the honorable mentions, he lists the time he had a nose and the time he drew Zone-Tan in his style... the latter of which happened mere seconds ago.
  • As he's about to close out the video, the cops show up.
    Pan: The cops found me! I didn't do anything wrong yet! I gotta get to Japan! Where I'll be free. Free to do what I want. Pan Pizza: Trouble In Tokyo! Only in theaters July 3rd! Rated PG.

Are Kids Today Stupid?

  • He talks about loving the soundtrack from Pokémon: The First Movie as a kid and his older cousin hating it. Now...
    Yeah, that soundtrack was terrible, oh my god! Today you're all complaining about Justin Bieber and One Direction, in the 90's we had 98 Degrees and... Aaron Carter... (shudders)
    • Then he decides to listen to it again for the first time in years.
    M2M: ♪Got introduced to you by a friend...
    Pan: (retches) Yeah, it is terrible.
    • "So was I a stupid child for liking it, and are you stupid, too? No. You're stupid in general, but not for that."
  • Pan mentions his favorite messages he often gets:
    "You like [blank], I lost my respect for you." Basically, this comment means, "PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE!"

Top 10 Animated Bands


  • How does Pan open the video?
    Pan: HOLY FUCK.
  • When he tries to explain that the two main characters are ducks that look like frogs, he initially gets the two animals mixed up. And then...
    Buhdeuce: But I don't think I look anything like a frog-
    Pan: (Slightly slurred) Don't you fucking lie to yourself, you look exactly like a frog!
  • The show is about the two main ducks delivering bread to other ducks, and then Pan explains that you shouldn't feed ducks bread since they could choke, so the show is essentially supporting animal abuse.
    • And this inspires Pan to create a new show: "Tyler Perry presents: Madea Feeds the Dog Chocolate See What Fuck'N Happens".
  • In an attempt to make the show more "hip" for the target demographic, the main characters names are Buhdeuce and Sway Sway.
    Pan: Now, you ask, "which is which"? I don't care.
    • Continuing on that theme, he comes up with some catchphrases.
    Pan: 2 Hetero 4 the Metro, Otto Rocket asphyxiation, Neon Genesis Ellen DeGeneres.
  • How Pan closes the video:
    Pan: Breadwinners is terrible, I want Raven to choke me while I scream.
  • Meta: This video garnered enough attention from the show's haters that it got taken down for "copyright" by its parent network. Sure, let's go with that, Nickelodeon.

Top 10 Worst Cartoon / Anime Intro Theme Songs

  • He places the themes from Fanboy and Chum Chum and Breadwinners at number 7, but can't show them because then Viacom will take the video down, even though it's fair use. To make up for it, he shows the intro to a Hulk show from the 60's.
    • His feelings on the Romanian version of the Teen Titans theme.
      Pan: Welcome to heck, nerd.
    • During the Loonatics Unleashed Season 2 theme:
      Pan: Wow, this music sure is awful, Davey.
    • (speaking in a German accent) "Guten tag. Welcome to Naruto's German theme song. Get ready to join the Ninja clan!"
    • After hearing the intro to The Brothers Flub:
    Pan: Man, I can't believe Death Grips sold out.
    • On the theme to The Nutshack:
    Pan: In-fucking-credible. I really want to watch a cartoon called the Nutshack. Yeah, uh, one question? What the fuck is that thing? Is this the future? Is this why people want us to get deported? No, I thought this was a Mexican TV show, but its actually Filipino, so I don't have to take the blame for this! (shows a clip from ¡Mucha Lucha!) Yes! My people win again! Fuck this cartoon! Let's all watch The Book of Life! Only in theaters October 17! ...rated PG.
    Pan: Hey, hey, you think every cartoon from the 90's was great? No. It wasn't. No, it FUCKIN. WASN'T.

Dragonball Evolution

  • Pan's reaction to the Kamehameha attack being referred as "air-bending"...
    Pan: from Avatar! This movie is like you got your mom to write the script! No, Mom, that is NOT a Pikachu, it is Agumon and he is from DIGIMON!!!!!
    • Heck, the entire review could be considered this, since he reviews the movie while drunk.
    Pan: If you're not in the know, this film is based on several Japanese cartoons and chronics: Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball G-... Dragon Ball Z...
  • Playing audio from Munky Cheez'' over Not!Goku's transformation into the Oozaru.
  • "Oh, hey! Ben 10's here! Whats up, you not fucking anime! Get the fuck out, asshole!"

Did You Know Animation: The Incredibles

Game Boy Advance Video

  • Pan lists off the shows the GBA Video has:
  • Pan talks about how the original GBA models didn't come with backlights like the SP model or all current electronics, meaning that if a road trip goes into the night...
    Pan: I guess father wouldn't mind me turning on one of these car lights...
    (turns light on)
    Pan: Yes father! (turns it off)
  • And when he gets fed up with the Niko Worm Light:
    Pan: You know what, fuck it, I'm turning this light on.
    Pan's Dad: OH GOD I CAN'T SEE!
    (cut to a car crashing and someone falling out)
  • "Aw shit, son! It's Rugrats All Grown Up! It's the Dragon Ball Z of Rugrats!
  • Pan describes the low resolution as "tolerable... like, segregation... I GUESS it could be worse."
  • Pan mentions that, at the time of his recording, the GBA Video website was still up (though the site went down shortly after Pan uploaded his video).
  • Pan describes the brightness adjuster allowing you to give the film "a nice mayonnaise abortion aesthetic".
  • One of the pros of GBA Video is the inclusion of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, "the best episode of SpongeMan"... at 240x160 resolution. Then it cuts to a tiny Game Boy in the center showing the episode at its actual resolution, compared to the video's 1920x1080.
  • Pan notes that two 30-minute episodes on cartridge comes for "the low price of 20 buttfucks". He then notes that almost the same price can buy an entire season of a show for your iPod.
    Pan: For 20 bucks I can buy the Season Four box set of Adventure Time, and give Marceline a kiss on the lips!
  • "Hey guys, you wanna watch Shrek? You wanna come over to my house, and frickin' watch a 90 minute movie of Shrek, ON MY GAME BOY ADVANCE? Cuz we'll do it!"
    • "You can count the frames per second, there's like... three."
    • This becomes funnier when, in the comments, someone said that something very similar happened in real life.
    RadioactiveSkulls: I remember in grade 3 someone in my school had a game boy video Shrek cartridge and about 30 kids all huddled around the gameboy would watch it.
    On a tiny ass screen.
    30 kids.
    Pan-Pizza: Oh my god....

Top 10 WORST 2Edgy Hip EXTREME Cartoons

Top 10 animated GOTH girls (NSFW)

  • The opening:
    Pan: Hi. Do you want to date a dark girl, but are deeply afraid of minorities?
    • And from the description:
  • Pan attempts to distract himself from the horrible implications of Gothitelle being able to see when its trainer is going to die by drawing attention to its stubby little legs and calling it a hotdog.
  • This glorious bit of trolling:
    Pan: People say I don't talk enough about Ruby, and I'm like: "I love Ruby!" (beat) Ruby Gloom!
    Pan: Now, as I was saying about Ruby- oh hey, Panty and Stocking!
  • Pan adds an MLG "OOOOOHHH!" sound after Ruby tells Misery "bad things happen to [Misery] when it's not raining".
  • When Pan makes the mistake of saying that lolitas are great while talking about Stocking:
    Cop: Police! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! *Sirens whale in the background as footage from "Death Race 2010" plays*
    Pan: Whoa whoa whoa, okay, wait. Lolis and Lolita complex, that's bad. Lolita fashion, that's something completely different. It's really cool, you should see it.
  • Pan shows a seemingly innocent clip from Teen Titans (2003)...that turns out to be from one of Zone's porn parodies.
    • This comment on Zone:
    Pan: Nobody knows who they are, but hopefully they're single...
  • This rather accurate description of the conflict of Game Slave 2:
    Pan: There's a midnight sale for an overhyped video game, but Gaz didn't pre-order, for she is a filthy casual. And then this other fuck who probably shits into KFC buckets while surfing Reddit, claims to be the last guy who pre-ordered.
  • Before Pan can announce the number one spot, his little CISter barges in.
  • When Pan finally runs out of dirty jokes to make about Raven, he goes into a Heroic BSoD.
    Pan: Adios, my sweet ravioli.

Top 10 Lost Unfinished Cartoons & Anime

Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase

  • Pan's reaction to the end of a commercial advertising the home video release of Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase ending with an explosion:
    "Oh good, the movie exploded! Now we don't have to watch it anymore!"
  • Pan calls Scooby-Doo the Call of Duty of animation.
  • After hearing that one of the scientists is named "Macklemore", Pan inserts some predictable music.
  • Pan notes how the gang has no trouble risking their lives to save a virtual pterodactyl, but leave a virtual princess tied up to presumably get eaten by a dragon.
  • "Incest, incest, it's the best! Put your sister to the test!"
  • When the Phantom Virus reveals his face, "Surprise, motherfucker!" is played over the scene.
    • The second time it happens, "WTF BOOM" is used instead.
  • "It's a Scooby Doo reunion! Remember classic monsters like the Creeper, and..." (montage of more obscure Scooby Doo villains)
  • Pan rages about the fact that it took the gang 32 years (at the time of release) to wise up to the "Scooby-Doo" Hoax trope, and how they chose the worst possible time to do so.
    Pan: But the one time, THE ONE. SINGLE TIME. In the entire series. Of Scooby Doo. As far as I know. They finally learn from past events, and think "Huh, all those other monsters were people in costumes. Maybe this time it'll also be a guy in a costume." As it turns out, they're not guys in costumes. They're legit, virtual monsters!
    • Pan then invokes the question of "Now What?" if they actually were guys in costumes.
    Pan: Aw man! I was gonna slice you open and sleep inside you, but you unmasked me. (sighs) Darn...
  • "Hey kids, if you're too skinny, or too overweight, and don't have this particular body type, Daphne HATES YOU."
  • Pan rages about the fact Shaggy only just now remembers the magnets the professor gave them, then rages about how a magnetic field was blocked by his pants, ranting that magnets don't work that way.
  • Pan wonders how the virtual gang is doing after finding out they're forced to spend eternity in the virtual world. Cut to the gang staring at the arcade flashing lightning while Running in the 90's plays.
    "Yeah, that's what I thought."
  • "Your ass is grass, Jimmy Olsen! And I've got the weed! (inhales, then starts coughing) Ooooohhhh, fuck!"
  • Pan is baffled by the fact that the villain tried to kill Scooby and the gang as part of the plan he formed after he was denied "some scientist prize project".
    Pan: What started out as vandalism, turned into attempted murder. Looks like this criminal's... a douchebag! I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and Scooby Doo fuckin' sucks!

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  • "I now understand how someone not attracted to women feels when watching Kill la Kill."
  • Calling Canada "Cananada."
    • This doesn't do it justice. Pan states the show has "the most expensive-ass butt animation that the nation of Cananada can offer."
  • The extremely drawn-out, and not entirely sincere, Shout-Out he gives to the person who mailed him the DVD.
    "Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhank you?"
  • Pan praising the show having a diverse ethnic cast so "everyone can feel ashamed."
  • Pan reading a article on "How to Be Booma from Super Duper Sumos on Club Penguin" and begins to burst out laughing at one of the warnings.
    "Do not call your butt "sexy". You will probably attract love, but might get banned."

J-Stars Victory VS review

  • The beginning:
    Pan: "Man, oh man, I love shitting on the floor of my grandma's house!"
    Dad: "I love Japan, period."


  • After spending almost the entire video talking about how rare the mockumentary is, he reveals he was donated a bootleg of the film. Pan loads it up, shivering with anticipation...
    "Are you legal-aged adults ready to watch some porn?!"
    Pan: Um, excuse me?
    • turns out to be a SpongeBob porn parody called SpongeKnob SquareNuts, which consists of a live-action SpongeKnob, Sandy, and Patrick having sex to "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
    • "One pair of pants later."
    • He later revealed in a Pizza Party Podcast that the bootleg was something he made himself when it was discovered the film was never actually made.
  • Earlier in the video, Pan mentions a Mean Girls Nintendo DS game, which has no screenshots, videos, or even a ROM to emulate. Not long after the video went up, searches for it increased.
  • Pan watches a Justin Bieber documentary by the same company... and gets a kid who definitely isn't Bieber.
    "I wanted Justin Bieber but all I got was...Cheapy the Cheapskate!"
    • This line preceding it.
      "That's not Justin Bieber! That's… that's Justin's Beaver!"
  • "Is Isreal Real?"

Top 10 WORST RICH / GREEDY Animated Characters

  • Rebel Taxi pointing out how White's real name "Weiss Schnee", followed by:
    White: You complete dolt!
    Pan: (In a overly nerdy voice) Weiss Schneeee! Weiss Schneeee! WEISS SCH...
    (Breaks into a coughing fit, music cuts)
    • After a long beat, this happens:
    Pan: Weiss Schnee, I hate you. Please marry me, I'll be your trophy husband.
  • Pan putting an entire film, being The Lorax on the list for being hypocritical and for selling out.
  • He puts the Saving the Orphanage Trope as a contender. What he decides to dedicate it to is even funnier considering how fast he says it and how it breaks the rules a third time.
  • The ending:
    Pan: Do you fear a robot uprising? Well I fear a corporate uprising, and they already won.
    (Terminator music plays)
    Mom (Futurama): Everyone, help Mom find her Bra.
    (Music keeps playing)
  • The Stinger: "I await your Money"

Jem and the Holograms (2015)

  • How does the review start? The poster for the film accompanied by "HOLY SHIT!"
  • Pan notes how Jimmy Neutron told pretty much the same story as the 2 hour film in 15 minutes.
    Carl: I want a drum SOLO!
  • "Take a hike, DICK!"
  • Pan pronouncing Aubrey Peeples as "Aubrey Pipples".
  • The director's other work includes G.I. Joe: Retaliation...and two Justin Bieber documentaries.
  • Pan thinks the lead actress would make a good Asuka, and since the character is American (actually half-German), it's not whitewashing.
  • Pan criticizes the movie for its celebrity "cameos" that are just poor-quality archive videos taken out of context, then compares it to a Curious George movie with a "cameo" from Kanye West.
  • When noting that the film cuts to low-quality YouTube videos of aspiring musicians that have nothing to do with Jem in the middle of scenes and transitioning using Google Earth with the Google logo and copyright clearly visible, Pan is impressed the movie didn't open with a Windows Movie Maker title.
    "Jem! The Movie! By Epic Wafflez Productions! Plz like and subscribe! XD!"
  • The "Pathetic! Fucking shameless!" Ad-Break Double-Take.
  • According to Pan, there were 6 people (himself included) in the theater. On opening day.

Top 5 HALLOWEEN Special Hidden Gems

  • When discussing Repo! The Genetic Opera:
    Some of the songs reek of teen girl angst. And I mean teen girl who just got off watching Foamy The Squirrel on while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy 1 get 1 50 percent-off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IM’s unsourced Stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56K Modem American Online trial discs on with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures Magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character Are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn’t get Rikku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo edition Transparent green Xbox using a 3rd party Mad Kats air flow controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making antisemitic remarks on how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage."
    • The entire time he's saying the above, a picture of his CISter Emily Vasquez comes up on screen and is slowly being zoomed in on. Emily's biggest character trait is she's one big example of early to mid-00s "poser emo/goth" girls who perfectly fit the description Pan is giving.
    • And it lasts over a minute.

Jimmy Neutron

  • He refers to Nick (the cool kid) as Sasuke.note 
    • Later after Nick tells Jimmy, Carl and Sheen that anyone who matters is going to Retroland, he skates down the alley way and Pan edits in a floating video tape which when Nick picks it up, #AnybodyWhoMatters is splayed across the screen.
    Nick: There's only one opening night and anyone who matters is gonna be there.
    Pan: Get back here you Shonen Jump piece of shit!
  • Just the title of the review being "Hidden Anal? JIMMY NEUTRON Review". It's shown later in the review why.
    Pan: Holy. Guac. Amole. That is a butthole. That is literally a fuckin' butthole; a butthole about to be literally fucked by a rocket in Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, rated PG Parental Guidance suggestion. Did no one think of the children?

Top 10 Worst NICKELODEON Moments & Controversies

  • When mentioning Spongebob, he defends it, saying that while it's been running for many years, it doesn't do what another long running show does.
    Pan: And hey, at least Spongebob never added more main characters with each new season like: a baby named Toot, Sparky the dog, neighbor girl Chloe, Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary, Photography Raptor, Mr. Beauregard, Summer, and Mr. Poopybutthole, that guy was the best!
  • Nick News with Linda Ellerbee:
    Pan: Ugh, I wanna watch KaBlam!
    • "This is Nick News; if you wanna know...ass."
  • Toward the tail end of Number 4, talking about Fred, Pan mentions the identity of Fred's father, acting like he's going to set up the obvious joke only to instead whisper "John Cena" with a tiny picture of Cena in the center of a black screen. It goes to #3 like nothing happened, and then...
    Pan: The Worldwide Day of—JOHN CENAAAA!!!
  • Pan mentions how during the Worldwide Day of Play he along with other kids would do the obvious, and just change the channel to Cartoon Network, rather than go outside.


  • When Pan listed all of the reboots of classic shows taking place in the future, like Gilligan's Planet, Fonz and the Happy Days Gang, he lists The Zolom's Children in poor Spanish.
    Pan: I'm Hispanic and my Spanish is shit!
  • The WatchMojo reference at the end.
    "Do you agree with our list? If not, go fuck yourself. I'm Pan-Pizza for WatchMojo tellin' you all to suck my dick...BITCH!"
  • For number 6, Pan opts to keep it simple.
    Pan: Scooby-Doo.
    That's enough.
    Just stop.

NIGHTMARE Before CHRISTMAS 2? The Game? Oogie's Revenge

  • "When I was younger I wanted to be Jack since I was kind of a fat kid. I wasn't aware of the concept of man boobs so I thought I was turning into a girl."


  • Just... the whole episode. There are too many moments to list.

Top LOST/UNFINISHED/BANNED Cartoons and Anime (Vol 2)


  • Near the beginning of the video:
    Pan Pizza: Oh wow, where to start? These kids are so ugly that Jared from Subway wouldn't kidnap them. And look at these houses; were they constructed on the first Sims video game? How this was found and why this was made is a story that involves a possible scam artist, acclaimed voice actors, and Scientology. I'm not kidding. We'll get into that after I make fun of- er, REVIEW this film.
  • His rather...heated tirade towards one of the bullies after they make an insult.
    Todd: So, you're shopping at the dumpster? Do they take credit cards?
    Pan Pizza: Um, obviously not. What stupid logic would that be? A dumpster taking credit cards? What sort of economic service could a dumpster provide that requires a built in credit and debit card reader? For what reason would a dumpster need that?! Did you fucking think about that you fuck ginger piece of red haired stepchild shit monger?! Goddamn, I wish I could choke you like I choke my dick but I'd rather not get another boner in public! Holy shit, I hope it's kick-a-ginger day every day in this rat-hole you call a town where you'll be working in as a manure shoveler one day while you raise a kid from a broken condom! SO NO, I DON'T THINK THE DUMPSTER TAKES CREDIT CARDS! (Does a big sigh) Ok.


  • Pan Pizza: Former storyboard artist Eric Molinsky was tired of all those pieces of Rugrats fan art portraying them as perfect skinny hipster supermodel, Forever 21, Starbucks drinking, internet startup, 20-something, Tinder, Tumblr, Uber driver, Instagram, Arizona green tea, waste-high jean shorts, #SailorMoon Pastel Goth iPhone case... versions of the Rugrats, *phew*.

Top 10 WORST Animated CARTOON Moments of 2016

SHREK XBOX Extra Large Game? Review???

  • Pan's reference when he puts the game in the system.
    Pan: You know who I love? That one reviewer who says "let's pop this game in" and he throws the game into the console in a funny way. You know the one I'm talking about.
  • Pan constantly compares Shrek's movement speed and manuverability to Sonic the Hedgehog. This culminates in him signing off with a mashup of City Escape and "All Star" by Smash Mouth, with the final shot being a slow zoom out as Shrek delivers Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs to a lady up against a fireplace.
  • Pan talks about how the first stage of most platform games feature green grass and blue skies. Then he shows off the first true level in Shrek: a dirty, disgusting factory.
    Pan: Wow. This place fuckin' sucks. Welcome to Euro Disneyland, kids. This is where my animation dreams died.
  • When Shrek is tasked with farting on a disco cow, Pan questions how this is a good deed.
    Pan: I heard cows were one of the biggest producers for greenhouse gasses for their bodily functions, so maybe this is environmentalist revenge?
    Cut to Shrek beating up the cow
    Pan: Destroy the ozone layer, will you? This one's for Al Gore!
    Shrek: (Chasing after the cow.) Come back here! I'm not finished with you! (Falls to his death) DAMN!!!!!
  • Pan considers the idea of Seth Green as a bully to be most unrealistic part of 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd.
    Pan: If you're being bullied by Seth Green, game over. You might as well be getting bullied by Glass Joe.
  • Pan's bewilderment over the "hints" on the Shrek DVD.

The Nutshack

  • The fact that Pan thinks he created The Nutshack meme. Why? Well, according to him, after he created his Top 10 Worst Cartoon/Anime Theme Songs, YouTube user SiIvaGunner saw his video and created several remixes with the Nutshack theme.
    • We learn that SiIvaGunner contacted Pan once, and asked him this question:
      "Hey, you wanna do a song for us? We know your little CISter can sing!"
    • What song did SiIvaGunner make after contacting Pan? A remix of Snow Halation sampling his voice that claimed to be the song All I Want from Crazy Taxi!
  • Pan calling Five Nights at Freddy's "Five Nights at Fuckboy's".
  • Pan's reaction to SiIvaGunner's upload of Circus (Zeta Mix), which is actually a remix of the Nutshack theme:
    That's not from the game! Or is it? I never played it!
  • The Title Card shown before the actual review starts:
    The Nutshack: The Final Chapter: You can (not) Nut
  • "After watching an episode, oh, I'm sorry, after tolerating an episode, I see The Nutshack is a raunchy adult cartoon about Filipinos living in the city."
  • Pan thinking that the fact that The Nutshack is the first cartoon by and for Filipinos would be like if the first black American president was Tyler Perry with Flava Flav as vice president.
  • Pan not being able to determine whether Chita is wearing a beanie or a Chinese conical hat on her head.
  • Pan playing a few seconds of the audio of the first cutscene of Hotel Mario over a walk cycle from the show.
  • Pan reveals that The Nutshack theme isn't the worst theme song he's ever heard: that award goes to the French Dragon Ball Z theme song, which has a music video for the extended version with the singer green-screened onto clips of the anime.
  • After Pan says that since The Nutshack is close to being a Japanese anime because it was created in the Philippines, which is in Asia, he plays a clip of a Nutshack-themed parody of the Neon Genesis Evangelion intro.
  • Pan playing a clip of Slipnutz after saying that the Nutshack's theme isn't as classic as that nut-based group.
  • Since the DVD box set of The Nutshack series is hard to find, Pan asked his Twitter followers to send in the DVD of the series, and three people obliged to his request. One sent an official DVD box set, one sent a bootleg box set with blank DVDs containing MP4 rips of the episodes from YouTube, and one sent him a DVD of the show from Netflix:
    "Am I supposed to send this back? I am not responsible for your Netflix account! No, I am not sending back this back until whoever did this apologizes to me for this bullshit! The nerve of you to expect responsibility out of me..."
  • "I did some research, and by 'research', I mean I read Wikipedia articles, and by 'read Wikipedia articles', I meant I hit Control+F and found the two creators of the show."
  • Pan's response to a comment one of the hosts of the show Vinyl Addiction, a show one of the creators of the Nutshack worked on, saying that vinyl figures are an "underground" thing:
    Not anymore!
    (The Sad Trombone sound effect plays while a picture of a Funko Pop! collection is shown on screen) Funko sold out...
  • "Though given my chance to have my work as a Funko Pop! figure, I would totally sell out for them! Hell yeah!"
  • Pan finds out that the official Nutshack website is now a webpage for some Japanese skincare product.
  • Pan uses this quote from Spy Kids 2 to describe how he thinks the cast and crew of The Nutshack think of the show now:
    "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears of what is created?" note 
  • "As this video comes to a close, one question remains: What is The Nutshack? The theme song claims "It's the Nutshack, but what is it? Are the characters The Nutshack? Or were we The Nutshack the whole time? We may never know what was going through the minds of these animators...but what we do know is truly, it was the Nutshack!"
  • Pan playing the Jurassic Park theme over behind-the-scenes interviews of the crew who made The Nutshack at the end of the review.


  • "A roundabout?"
  • When he recognizes the Weinstein Company's logo, Pan plays a clip of Nathan Lane's joke about the Weinsteins during the presentation of the first Oscar for Best Animated Feature:
    "Up until now, I thought Monsters, Inc. was a documentary on the Weinsteins."
  • "This movie has the wit and charm of a Deadpool cosplayer found in a small town anime convention who voted for Harambe in the election for the sake of getting 3 likes on Facebook."
  • Pan's response to the narrator's first line:
    Narrator: Can you imagine a faraway land where everybody is the best of friends?
    Pan: No, because if everyone is everyone's best friend, we'd be living in a communist friendship society, and I just plain don't like that. How would marriage even work? Polygamy? No, sir! Good luck with your Top 8 on MySpace!
  • Pan just can't resist making blatant references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure due to the fact the movie's original title has the word "Roundabout" in it (ending theme of the first two parts of the series), even mimicking the anime's "To Be Continued" cliffhanger when Zeebad bursts out of the roundabout. He even uses clips from the show to explain the typical structure of a plot.
  • The Running Gag where Pan says that plot elements that get randomly brought up throughout the film should've been explained at the beginning of the movie while showing the scene of the carousel breaking down.
  • "Caramel? Oh no, Doogal! Dogs can't eat that! Don't do this! You have so little to live for!"
  • Pan realizing something during Zeebad and Zebedee's battle:
    Pan: Wait a second...the blue and red...the springs...(The logo for the Nintendo Switch game ARMS is shown) Oh no...Did Nintendo rip off Doogal? Find out on Game Theory! You know, the Nintendo game with all the springy arms called "Arms"? It's such a generic name, but this film has proposed what I feel is the perfect title:
    Zeebad: You know, there could only be one spring to rule them all, and I am...The Lord of the Springs!
    Pan: All in favor of that retitle, say "Aye!"
    Pan: You know what, fuck y'all!
  • "Uh oh, looks like Zebedee is distracted long enough to get ass-blasted from behind!"
  • "They're so close to the diamond, yet Doogal fucks it all up with both his chewing gum and his bad lip-synching!"
  • Pan playing a game of I Don't Know after he gets confused about the fact that the last diamond was inside Soldier Sam:
    What's going on? No one knows! Except I do knows, let's rewind to the beginning of the film, where Doogal bumps the cart!
    (The relevant part of that scene is played where Soldier Sam flies off the carousel.)
    Did you see it? That minion came from there, and guards the roundabout! I know some movies have their foreshadowing be right on the nose and so focused on, but if you blink, you'll miss a necessary detail!
  • Pan's reaction to Emintrude cracking the ice enclosing the carousel with her singing:
    Wait...that really was some regular ice that could've been melted or smashed by conventional means. So, the whole time, her singing could in fact crack that ice! Fire could've melted that ice. It wasn't a magical ice barrier, it was just regular ice that could've been cracked by her singing. The entire reason, the motivation that this dog went out on this mission was a problem that could've been solved literally in the first 10 minutes of this movie! Wow. Fucking wow! If this 2000's movie hired any early 2000's rappers for the soundtrack, it should've been Bow Wow! Incredible. And that's the end of the movie!
  • "Doogal was a moderate financial success, barely breaking even. All the actors in this film continued to have careers, except for Kevin Smith, who suffered a Fate Worse than Death: being Kevin Smith."


Top 10 ANIMATED Fictional FOODS

Samurai Jack Retrospective

  • Pan sneaks in a blunt reference to The Nostalgia Critic by riffing his use of the "OF COURSE!" clip from the live-action Street Fighter movie every time someone wants to take over the world with a severely bad quality version of it.
  • The Stinger: Pan vents his feelings about the show's unresolved plot points:
    Pan: WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT BITCH (the cloaked woman from Season 5, episode 6 who fans are in an uproar about whose identity it was) AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SCENE!?! (The unceremonious Retcon of a vision of an older Jack in Season 3, episode 6).

How Rugrats Ended 2D Disney Animation

SDCC 2017: BEST/WORST Upcoming 2018 Cartoons Preview Review

  • The "Does he look Laika bitch" shirt.
  • At the Invader Zim panel, the creators went on a 15-minute rant about ghost-hunting shows, which eventually lead to this:
    “Remember when the Honey Comb mascot was a monster?”

6 WORST Animation ERRORS Explained (Midnight Society) Blue Shirt Bart Solved.

  • The TMZ interview with Matt Groening, featuring a very needy interviewer asking him questions that he has been asked a billion times already.
    • "I may mock that TMZ interview's lack of subtlety at trying to cause controversy where there is none, but do you know how many Hungry-Man frozen dinners that footage bought him? A week's worth. He would have bought more but they wouldn't fit in the car he lives in.

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  • Perhaps coming up with the best possible response to this scene:
    Allen: Well, I think it just needs to be regular sex. Like, one person should be running away saying, "No! I don't feel like it." And the other person should completely ignore that, saying something like, "Come on, Jeremy! Just go with it!" Then, there should be a slap, and someone should plead to God like, "What has my life become?!" And I think we should wrap it up with a little crying in the bathroom.
  • Pan saying that no one would trigger an amber alert if Allen went missing.

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6 - Top 3 BEST/WORST Failed Animated PILOTS & SHORTS

  • Butch Hartman named the fourth Dyna-Mouse Hector Gonzales because he needed a "silly name".
    Pan: Yeah, Hector Gonzales. No real life person would ever have that silly name.
  • Each of Butch Hartman's pilots sounds like "a sound editor mashing every button on his Newgrounds sound board":
    Pan: [Shouting over noise] You know I thought my videos could use some work so I'm just going to play Ed, Edd n Eddy sound effects while I'm talking!

Top 10 Most EXPENSIVE CARTOON Disasters in Theaters

ARCTIC DOGS Review: A $47,000,000 failure

  • How does the video open up? With a bizzare video off of Arctic dog's social media of the MC's friend sledding off into the freaking sky, labeled "When that cold brew hits."
    • "But why didn't they just get that polar bear that works there to deliver it? He's much stronger and has tasted the frosty flavoring of a cold brew. Good stuff."
  • Pan claiming he huffs paint from a ziplock baggie.
    • Pan compairing his trips to the baby scene from Train Spotting. He even edits in WHEN THAT COLD BREW HITS over footage of the movie.

Failed & Controversial OG XBOX Mascots Vol 2

  • "It evaporates itself into nothing but moisture and shame, which describes my corroding bedsheets."
  • When a man on The Ultimate Gamer Cries tears of joy after being on the madden episode, Pan had this to say:
    Pan: “I’d cry too if my favourite game was Madden.”

NACHO LIBRE To BARNYARD: Every Nick Movie Reviewed Vol 4

  • After mentioning the popular fan theory that the male cows in Barnyard are trans due to their udders, he also notes other aspects of the film: The brands in the movie are mocked within it, all the cops and authority figures are shown to be corrupt, and characters who are in the right are seen as wrong just because they take medication. With all this in mind, he comes up with this thesis:
    Pan: Together these are unrelated factoids about the film, but it shows Barnyard is an anti-capitalist, anti-police abuse, pro-mental health, trans rights lovin' movie. Damn. Barnyard is the most woke movie of all time.

Hotel Transylvania's Cringe Trilogy

  • The opening plays a clip of Dracula rapping near the end of the first film.
    Pan: This [four-second pause] is cringe.
  • Pan notes that "in this 2012 movie, they made fun of Twilight" and plays clips from two reviewers praising the movie for having a scene dedicated to bashing the series.
    Chris Stuckmann: But the best part of this movie is that it has an entire scene dedicated to ripping Twilight. Yes! I mean the audience actually applauded. I was like "Thank goodness I'm in a semi-smart theater now." They actually took the time to make an entire scene dedicated to Twilight hate. (Thumbs up)
    Pan: Epic bro. I tip my Reddit-gold to thee.

9 Best / Worst Modern Cartoons Vol 11

  • Pan begins the video by attempting to sing the theme song for "the Anal-Maniacs".note 
    Pan: Alright you back-door virgins, better barricade the exits, cause here come the Anal-Maniacs. (Music starts) IT'S TIME FOR—
    Card: I sing the "Anal-Maniacs" Theme but WB copy right striked it and a lot of people said it ran for too long
  • Referring to MagicalGirl Friendship Squad as the female Nutshack.

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  • His interview with John R. Dilworth, though mostly because the interviewee is one of the funniest animators alive:
    Dilworth: HELLO, EVERYBODY, THIS IS JOHN R. DILWORTH!! And the R stands for "Rumplestintskin!"
    Pan: So, how did you get into animation?
    Dilworth: With a pencil!
    Pan: How did you get into art in general?
    Dilworth: With finger paints, man!
    Pan: (starting to crack up): Just answer the question!
    • There's also Dilworth initially refusing to mention School Of Visual Arts by name because he doesn't want to give them notoriety without them paying him.

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