- Being tired of Grant's rudeness, Leilana self-fires herself by re-writing Grant's lines with obscene and unappropiate comments such as "I like young girls". The show's audience is speechless.
- This exchange:
Vicki: You don't understand. Every day, all day, it's all that I think about, OK? Every time I sneeze, it's like I'm four sneezes away from the hospice, and it's like it's not even happening to me. It's like I'm watching it on some crappy show like Melrose Place or some shit, right? And I'm the new character, I'm the HIV-AIDS character, and I live in the building and I teach everybody that it's OK to be near me, it's OK to talk to me, and then I die. And there's everybody at my funeral wearing halter tops or chokers or some shit like that.
Leilana: Vicki, stop, OK? Just stop. You're freaking out. And you know what? You're gonna have to deal with the results. Whatever they are, we're gonna have to deal with them just like we've dealt with everything else.
Vicki: This isn't like everything else.
Leilana: I know that, all right? But it's gonna be OK, you know? I know it's gonna be OK. (Beat) Melrose Place is a really good show.
