- Those pesky severed heads! They always tip over.
- Herbert repeatedly breaking pencils just to interrupt Hill's lecture.
- "Mr. West, I suggest you get yourself a pen!"
- "Cat dead. Details later."
- West absently tapping Hill's head with a pencil as he's waiting for the serum to take effect.
- Hill trying to manipulate his body to the fridge and getting annoyed by its fumbling.
- Dr. Hill's muffled, annoyed "Of course it's me!" delivered from inside the bag his body is carrying him around in.
- The security guard's bemused reaction to seeing a headless body fall down at his feet, get up, and run back into the fray.
- The scene where West and Cain try to kill a re-animated cat.
- The arm/leg creature that Herbert puts together in Bride, apparently just because he's bored. Unfortunately, it attacks him like all the others do, and he's forced to wrestle it into a garbage bag.
- "Make a note, Dan! Tissue rejection!" As if Dan, currently fighting half a dozen zombies, is in a position to make a note about anything.
Funny / Re-Animator