Funny / Rated "A" for Awesome

• This scene in "Awesomely Different Drum Major": Lars, using a drum for a trampoline, goes up in the air, and lands - While doing the splits.
  Lars: (Helium Speech) Stuck the landing!
• This exchange from "Lazy Monkey Mornings":
  Noam: I just put clothes on a hamster.
  Les: Why?
  Noam: Corner the market.

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