Funny / Raised by Owls

• "Washing your hands to Napalm Death" builds itself up for around half the video with Sam giving unnecessarily detailed instructions before finally washing his hands. It turns out the song he picked is "You Suffer", Napalm Death's record-breakingly short song. Lee then makes him do it for the proper 30 seconds by playing "You Suffer" repeatedly.
• "Exercising to Metal":
  • Lee sits up suddenly covered in corpse paint thanks to doing sit-ups to Black Metal.
  • "Push-ups to Doom Metal" it turns out is quite strenuous when waiting for the next chord.
  • "Star jumps to Grindcore"...except Sam only does one to the entirety of "Rens" by Nasum before getting tired.
  • "Boxing to Prog"...which is just Lee posting angry Facebook comments with "Juno" playing in the background.
  Lee: You call this prog? It doesn't even pass the 10-minute mark. Weak!
  • Staying Hydrated to Thrash Metal"...where "The Art of Partying" blares as Sam's water is replaced with a countertop full of alcohol.
• You know how I know you're not metal?
  • "Your mum sewed your patches onto your battle jacket!"
  • "You haven't even got a battle jacket!"
  • "You think it's pronounced 'MESHuggah'."
  • "You think it's pronounced 'MeSHUggah'."
  • "You think Dani Filth makes cleaning products."
  • "You think Cannibal Corpse album covers are a bit too much."
  • The Stinger - "You think Raised By Owls are funny."
• You know how I know you're not metal? (part 2)
  • "You like the snare on St. Anger".
  • "I saw you getting a piercing in the window of Claire's Accessories!", followed immediately by, "Sam actually did get a piercing in the window of a Claire's Accessories"
  • "You think you know all about Viking history just because you listen to Amon Amarth."
  • "I can tell you've had a wash."
  • "You think Rob Halford's the CEO of Halford's!"
  • "You masturbate in a candlelit bath to 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails."
  • "You think it's pronounced 'Children of BOE-dom'."
  • "You think it's pronounced 'Children of BOD-om'."
  • Sam's pronunciation of "Wacken" (and him insisting he hasn't said it wrong)
  • "You refer to anything with Harsh Vocals as 'Screamo'."
  • The Stinger to this one takes the form of an outtake:
  Sam: You know how I know you're not metal? You masturbate. (beat) Yeah, just that. (he and Lee crack up)
• "How To Write A Ghost Song"
  • "Research and find loads of cool imagery of Satanism and the Occult", complete with Lee in full Papa Emeritus garb doing a Google Image Search for "Satanism" and "Yakult"
  • After Lee getting impatient and wanting to get to writing a song, the voiceover suggests rewriting an ABBA song with distorted guitars. Cue a mashup of the instrumental of "Rats" and the vocals from "Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)". Which they then did a full version of.
  • The end card has the outro of "Rats" with the chorus of "Money, Money, Money", and it still fits eerily well.
• "How To Write A Five Finger Death Punch Song"
  • After necking five cans of Monster, Sam then goes on an angry Facebook live rant about face masks with the view counter hanging at zero above his head.
  • The Gosh Darn It to Heck!-laden parody of "Jekyll and Hyde" and the list of things that really grind Sam's gears:
  When my girlfriend leaves me/When my Grandma dies/When people wear face masks/When I stub my toe/When I step in dog shit (No wait, that's my band's CD)/When someone doesn't hold the door open, that's so rude/When you try to open the door and it's a push and not a pull/When I lose a game on Fortnite/People not changing the toilet roll