Funny / Rain Man

• Raymond hilariously imitating the grunts, moans, and other sounds of sex while he wanders into Charlie and Susanna's room...while they're doing it. Comedy. Freaking. Gold.
  Susanna: ...I think Raymond is in the room.
• Raymond's serious injury list. "Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988."
• This exchange:
  Charlie: RAYMOND, AM I USING YOU?!
  Raymond: Yes.
  Charlie: SHUT UP! HE IS ANSWERING A QUESTION FROM A HALF HOUR AGO!
• "Bet your butt."
• "97x, Bam! The future of rock and roll."
• "I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati."
• "Uh-oh, fart."
  • "Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?"
  • Made even funnier by the fact that Dustin Hoffman did actually fart and he and Cruise ad-libbed around it.
• "I'm an excellent driver."
• "I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. Legal! History!"
• "Kmart sucks."

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