Funny / Quake III: Arena

• In Arena in particular, if there's more players in a match than there are spawn points(for example, 16 players in a map built for 4-6 players), the match will begin with a few players getting telefragged. Nothing like hearing "3, 2, 1, FIGHT!" followed by the standings screen popping up because you died right off the bat!
• In Team Arena's Capture the Flag mode, if you just barely manage to stop a flag carrier from scoring with your flag, the Announcer makes his captivation with the tension known with two simple but effective words.
  "Hooooly shit!"