One Thimble Theater strip had Popeye receiving a free ship. Suspicious, Popeye asks the former owner whether there's some secret with the ship. The ex-owner admits, "There ain't no mystery- no mystery about that ship at all- She's just HAUNTED!" Popeye, who's phobic about ghosts, laments, "He gived me his ship for nothin' and still I got cheated- I yam disgustipated."
In one strip, Popeye's really proud of himself because he's found an error in the dictionary — he's looked up the word "yam" and found that it means "sweet potato." He proudly repeats his Catchphrase "I yam what I yam, an' that's all I yam!" to a confused Olive and points out: "Ya certin'ly wouldn't say 'I swee'potato what I swee'potato an' that's all I swee'potato, now would ya?"
During the 8th Sea arc, Popeye discovers that Olive Oyl and another woman have gotten aboard his ship- Olive parachuted down from an airplane, while the other woman thought the boat was a ferry. Popeye tries to salvage the situation by saying Mrs. Snoodenbocker can be Olive's chaperone. Snoodenbocker refuses, on the claim that since she's younger, Olvie can be her chaperone! What follows is a silly spat as both Olive and Mrs. Snoodenbocker continually claim to be progressively younger ("I'm 12" "I'm 11" "I'm 10" and so forth) until Popeye yells "Ahoy, Olsen! Send up coupla cradles! An' some safety pins."
In the Plunder Island story arc, upon finding out that Wimpy stowed away on the ship, Mr. Geezel promptly jumps overboard to commit suicide. Roughhouse jumps after him, and Popeye throws a line for him to use to rescue Geezel...only for it to be revealed that Roughhouse was trying to commit suicide to escape from Wimpy as well.
From the same storyline, Wimpy's attempts to use a portable hamburger grinder to make hamburger meat out of a gorilla. Hilarity Ensues.
When the heroes find the Sea Hag's stash, she points out that they'll be stealing from her if they take it. Popeye concedes to the point, but has a great workaround- He challenges her to continuous games of craps. The Sea Hag is such a poor player that not only does she lose all of her treasure, but in desperation, she's strips down to her underwear and bets her clothes!
During the Great Rough-House War story arc, Popeye is out on the battlefield when Castor Oyl comes up and says that King Blozo wants to see Popeye—it's important. At this moment Popeye is snagged by a stray artillery shell and carried all the way to Blozo's castle, crashing right into the throne room!
King Blozo: You idiot! It's not that important!
In one story, Popeye was in court and the lawyer was pushing to no end that Popeye was a hardened criminal, commenting that he even had the face of a criminal. That was when the judge finally informed the lawyer that he was supposed to be defending Popeye. The lawyer took a quick 180 in his argument and commented, "Look at his face. He reminds me of Lincoln." Even the judge was laughing.
One very infamous Sunday comic has Wimpy inheriting a cow from his deceased cousin. He keeps pestering Popeye, who's working at Roughhouse for the day, trying to trade in the cow for a few hamburgers. Popeye, however gets increasingly annoyed with him and tells him no. Wimpy finally relents and asks if he can borrow a few kitchen utensils and a stale loaf of bread, which Popeye allows. Popeye later feels guilty for getting short with Wimpy and decides to invite him back for a hamburger on the house, but when Popeye finds him, Wimpy had lopped off the head and limbs of the cow he inherited, grounded up the rest, and the now bloated Wimpy was grilling his own burgers!
In one Sunday strip, Wimpy crashes Popeye and Olive's picnic. Neither one is thrilled, but go along with it because they both realize he won't leave them alone. Popeye starts whispering sweet nothings to Olive, causing Wimpy to get jealous that he don't have someone like that. He then proceeds to start showering Olive with compliments of his own. Being better at words than Popeye, Olive is eating it up. Popeye tries to warn her that he doesn't really mean any of it, but she shushes him, allowing for Wimpy to continue. But then, Wimpy gets distracted when a cow walks up, and proceeds to focus his attention on it. Popeye and Olive then proceed to head home without a single word, but Olive is visibly seething. When they get home, Popeye can't hold it in any longer and starts laughing. Olive hits him over the head with a vase.
In general, any of Popeye's mumbling ad-libs.
Popeye the Sailor has a ton of hilarious moments in every cartoon, but the best is in "Taxi Turvy," where Bluto breaks the status quo by stealing Popeye's spinach just before he can use it... and is immediately hit by a train.
In "Goonland", Popeye makes his way through a population of Goons by disguising himself as one - and goes into a bizarre walk and scat-singing that gets puzzled reactions from them.
Earlier, he gets in step right behind a Goon who is oblivious to his presence:
Popeye: Don't look now, young fella, but I think you're bein' followed.
"Hospitaliky": The entire short is pretty hilarious, with Popeye and Bluto trying to injure themselves so that Olive Oyl can nurse them to health. But one particularly hilarious moment is a bit of animation in which Popeye morphs into a chicken for a few seconds while faking sick in front of Olive.
The Famous Studios remake actually added a particularly funny twist ending (somewhat unusual for them); it's revealed that Olive works at a pet hospital, and Popeye and Bluto have been injuring themselves for nothing. They then finally crack and start acting like dogs, and are taken away to a mental asylum.
Popeye's bedtime story to his nephews in "Me Musical Nephews":
Popeye: There was a big red hooding ride who sat on a muffin and said, "Oh Grandma, what big feet you got." So he chopped off his head with a giant beanstalk and they live happy ever after. Come on you gotta go to bed now.
Olive's sarcasm when expressed through song. For example, continuing the song of the man on the flying trapeze with "Don't try to kid them, you're just a big cheese!"
Bluto going out of his way to punch out Popeye's face in all the Popeye and Olive Oyl signs in "Morning, Noon and Nightclub". Even going so far as to enter an apartment building to get a billboard that is high up.
Then there's the part where Popeye and Bluto decide to dance—while simultaneously trying to pound each other.
In I Yam Love Sick, a doctor takes Popeye's X-ray, revealing that he has an anchor for a spine and hip bone with his limbs just attached to it.
In I Likes Babies and Infinks, Swee'Pea, for unexplained reasons, just will not stop crying. Hilarity Ensues as Popeye and Bluto try all manner of methods to try to cheer poor Swee'Pea up. Among other things, Bluto coats Popeye in flour and bakes Popeye (harmlessly) into a cake.
In the end, Swee'Pea's mood improves when Popeye's hand slips as he reaches for his canned spinach, causing him to grab and open a can of onions instead. After Popeye opens the can, Popeye, Bluto, and even Olive allbegin crying, and the sight of all the adult figures in his life crying like little babies results in Swee'Pea busting a gut laughing.
The Running Gag in Fowl Play of Olive fainting in a very melodramatic fashion, with Popeye catching her at the very last second, even while in the middle of fighting Bluto.
From the same cartoon, Bluto getting repeatedly punched against a wall by Popeye, while his outline remains in place.
"Goodnight, Pappy... I sez 'Goodnight, Pappy!" (click!)
When the lights come on, Popeye is now in a net made from the ropes Pappy had be wrapped in! "Ooh! I hates bein' your son!"
The random nature of Popeye's film in Cartoons Ain't Human.
Then seeing him zip between musical instruments - Four in just three seconds - After one of the nephews accidentally trips the speed control switch.
When Popeye tries to prove to Pappy that he [Popeye] is his son.
Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms. Pappy: No resemblance. Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye. Pappy: What squinky eye? Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see. Oh, we even got the same pipe, Pap. Pappy: You idiot. You can't inherit a pipe!
At the end, after Bluto has force-fed Popeye the spinach and pushed him underwater. There is an enormous cloud of bubbles, the puzzled Bluto cautiously tries to push the foam aside to see what's going on, and gets clobbered by Popeye's super-muscled arm.
Wimpy's various attempts to freeload a hamburger, during the "Everything is Food" song. Bonus points for a sign visible during one of the attempts, which reads "Positively No Credit! Especially You, Wimpy!"
Pretty much any time the Tax Collector shows up. In particular, there is when he sees Olive flailing around and nearly fines her the "impersonating a traffic officer" tax, and when Popeye shoves him into the ocean, leading to the entire town running out to cheer for him.
At Rough House's...
Taxman: A nickel hamburger tax!
Wimpy:[stealing said hamburger] I'd refuse to pay, if I were you. Shocking abuse of power.
A quote from Geezil: "Fooey! The Commodore! Next to Wimpy, I hate him best!"
When Popeye takes over fighting Oxblood Oxheart for Castor, he gets his opponent to knock out his mothercompletely by accident. Cue a giant wrestler crying out "Oh Mommy, I'm so sorry!" while Popeye tries to make amends by offering to send flowers.
Popeye's first run-in with Geezil. Popeye tries to buy carrots from him, and Geezel ups the price each time they discuss it. After it was raised to $1.50, Popeye only pays a nickel, saying, "I pays what I feels like paying!"
Popeye's response to everyone at Olive's engagement party freezing and staring at him, as soon as he enters the room. "This is the most fun I've ever had and still been conscious."
The Oyls are excited to learn that Swee'Pea knows which "horses" will win the races, as they need the money they can win by betting on them, but Popeye is disgusted by their willingness to exploit the baby, calling the money "Ill-gotten gains." Olive corrects him with, "It's good-gotten gains!"
Popeye: Some kind of asylum here. Show me a room, show me some courtesy might be nice.
Olive: I don't see why I have to do anything on the day before my engagement party when nothing's ready, especially me. And what kind of name is that, anyway..."Popeye"? Pretty strange.
Popeye: What kind of name is Olive Oyl? Sounds like some kind of lubricants.
Cole Oyl:[to Olive, as he walks by] "Ugly", huh? You owe me an apology.
Popeye: Wonder who shoved a feather in his ear?
Olive: What'd you say?
Popeye: Sure is nice weather you have here. Your name really "Olives"?
Olive: So what?
Popeye: Olives Oyl? [chuckles] You don't look Greek to me.
Olive: So, you're short. Or are you just passing yourself off as short?
Popeye: Can I see me room now?
Olive: Ooh, as if I cared.
Then the whole exchange when Olive nearly destroys the bed and room in the process of showing it to Popeye:
Popeye: Let me give you some assistance. Here, give me your hand. There, that's it. Yeah, here we go. Oh, you're in first. (Olive falls over, inadvertently showing her bloomers) Is that... oh... Boy, is it hot in here. I still respecks ya. Ooh! Me bad eye, didn't see that.
Popeye: Thanks for your help!
Pappy ranting about how he hates kids during the whole chase to Scab Island.
"You give 'em candy...you give 'em a lotta toys...and what you get back...is a lotta noise! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAAAH! MY POPPA'S A MEAN OLD MAAAAN!" .