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  • Back to the Future for NES

  • Football Games
    • Quarter Back for the NES has a special glitch that allows the offensive player to run at ridiculous speeds.
    • He showed off the rather... slow gameplay of NFL football by LJN.

  • Godzilla NES games.
    • He ended the review of the second game by mentioning that playing these games will make you want to do something to the developers. He then shows a clip of Pulp Fiction, with Samuel Jackson shooting a guy's head off.

  • Rad Racer II
    • He really hated that red car, which seems to always find a way to really get him mad. He ended the video with Metal Gear chase music, fails to pass the red car, and shows footage of Tony Montana demolishing that red car.

  • Rambo for the NES.
    • The choice you have in the beginning of the game. He praised this initially, only to point out that it's pointless.
    • He shows the scene where Co gives Rambo a pendent, with a flashing effect on the screen, while Pi B has a variation of the Zelda tone playing.
    "DUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNN"
    • Disembodied skulls flying about instantly makes him turn to Thriller.
    • And right after that, he realizes the game is just like Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link. He even compares a lot of elements of both games, showing that Rambo just copied almost everything about it. Pi B then picks up a pistol, looks at it, then puts it down with him saying: "There is no god."
    • He splices the Rambo footage to show how the scene of Rambo's capture would go if they went with how the game told it. The results are hilarious.
    • "You can shoot Murdoch and turn him into a frog. I have no idea why."
    • His rant against the ending scene of the game missing a detail from the movie (Trauman asked Rambo "What will you do now, John" which Rambo replied "Day by Day", even though in the movie, Trauman asked "How will you live, John?" He even emphasizes that the game was developed FOUR YEARS after the movie was released.
    "How do you fuck that up?!"

  • Rollergames
    • "I hate to make fun of Ultra games but they make it so easy! Snake's Revenge is no longer Ultra games worst game. Oh no. It's Rollergames baby."
    • "Oh here's the cheapest death ever" *truck runs the player over, followed by a Mortal Kombat announcer clip*.
      • Done again when he lands near the spikes.
    "Fatality"
    • "I'm so macho, I'm gonna poke a woman with a stick. Ahahahahahaha!"
    • The final boss seems to look an awful lot like kung fu Ghandi!
    • Pretty much the entirety of the cave sequence.

  • Rise of the Robots
    Promoter: "This video game is more than just punching and kicking."
    • How he compared this game to another.
    "Punch, kick, jump-kick, congrats Mirage, you made a game with the same depth as Bayou Billy."
    • Being able to beat almost all the fights by simply kicking them to the wall and keep on kicking them til they die.
    • The AI of the second character was so dumb, it left Pi B to ponder what the developers were thinking during development. Then Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Tacos starts playing.
    • His utter refusal to reset the game after beating it. He went as far as to throw stuff at his Super Nintendo, then going across the hall to pull out a broom handle, and then use that to reset the system instead.
    "There! My new reset stick!"

  • Resurrection: Rise 2

  • Snake's Revenge
    • "I Know Kung Fu." "For the last time, no you don't!"
    • He attempts to put his viewers into perspective as he explains that the games plot tells you that you are taking on Big Boss. The manual instead tells you you're taking on Higharolla Kockamamie. Followed by this line:
    "This is the gaming equivalent of opening up a copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, then finding the manual to Sneak King!"
    • His depiction of what Higharolla Kockamamie probably looks like.
    • His reaction to the side scrolling segments.
    "What the fuck is this shit?!"
    • When having to switch between two key cards to access to a door, he remarked on hoping that this won't be a problem later on. At the end of the game, he has nine key cards and has to cycle through each one to open a door late in the game, from 9 to 1. The last two doors he opened used cards 3 and 4.
      • Then he walked into a trap floor, nearly quitting the game. He ends up beating it anyway.
    • His reaction to the ending. Particularly at the line: World Peace Day.
    "Is every other day 'kill your fucking neighbor day'?"

  • Star Trek V, the unreleased NES game.
    • Pi B started off his review by saying that Star Trek isn't like the three things he presented, such as that scene from Family Guy, Spock Is Missing, and Kung Pow.
    • He compared Sybok to Dr. Phil.
    "Basically you tell Sybok what ills you and he tells you 'everything will be fine' and you become his drooling slave, much like Dr. Phil's eccentric fanbase."
    • His impersonations of different characters, particularly when delivering jokes and criticisms.
    *Impersonating Sulu* "Helllllloooooooooo, I think the transporters may not be functioning properly, otherwise, it wouldn't transport me back to the beginning of the GOD DAMN LEVEL!"
    *Impersonating Kirk* "If you're truly god, then why do you not know my name? [...] and why do you not look like me?"
    • How he collected all the bombs in stage 2, then dies. He inhales to give off a loud curse, then... Intermission.
    • How he interprets the ending.
    • His conclusion as to why the game was never release.
    "Either A) The game sucked. B) The movie sucked. Or C) When the crew of the Enterprise went back in time in Star Trek IV, they created, by accident, a series of events which would ultimately [lead] to the explosion of Bandai headquarters, thus preventing this game from ever being made."

  • Star Voyager
    • He started off the review with the introduction scroll, splicing in Spaceballs and the plot in the game manual. Accompanied by the music from Spaceballs.
    "It's funny when you use music from Spaceballs to make the game sound epic."
    • His search for a power up as he goes from planet to planet, with The Benny Hill Show music playing.
    • His commentary over the space combat scenario after finding a power-up. Until he loses, again, it was all fun to listen.
    • He loses the third time despite using the game genie. He reacted as well as you'd hope.
    • After the game ended, he shows the ending to a Sesame Street NES game, because it is a much better (and more hilarious) ending.
    • He later made a playthrough of the game, finally beating it.

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