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  • For the most part, "OUR HORRIFYING LIFE EXPERIENCES" is Nightmare Fuel, but near the end of GhostToast's story, the creepy man's rap sheet is shown, revealing his name to be Moe Lester, age 69, and is wanted for attempted rape, littering, offending people on Tumblr, kicking infants, licking windows, and being friends with Grgak.
  • In the "10 Serial Killers With Obsessive Groupies" video, Hellbent makes fun of the fifth killer's name, Joran Van Der Sloot, treating him as an alien from Neptune with a small libido.
  • In "ROMANCE CRINGE STORIES", one story has Dolan try to ask out a girl (played by Gooby), when...
  • Generally whenever Hellbent starts Suddenly Shouting and/or swearing.
    Hellbent: From this day I always draw my L's from the bottom to the top. Because FUCK YOU MRS JANKINS YOU OLD BITCH!!!
  • The Life Mysteries episode Do Only Humans Cry? has Hellbent and Nixxiom butting heads throughout the episode.
  • What If Every Human Disappeared Overnight?
    • Dolan is actually the smart one in this episode, while Hellbent does the "Truth". Also, throughout the episode, the latter's expressions change wildly.
    • Hellbent's attempt at inducing ASMR
    Hellbent: Ladies, get comfortable, you are now in the Hellbent Zone - ASMR supreme. Ehm... I am gonna take my hatchet and brush it against your luscious hair. The blade trails down your face and then I HACK AWAY AT YOUR MOIST UNPROTECTED FLESH, I'LL CARVE AND CARVE UNTIL YOU STOP BEING SO HIDEOUS!!! That'll be 5.99, you can donate to my ASMR patreon - www.patreon.com/hellbent
  • In Weird Things Our Partners Do, one story focuses on Ramona and Zaragamba having sex... only for Dolan to realize that the two are meant to be siblings, starts talking about how fans can get their fanfics ready and about how they fucked up.
  • Dolan's story in Funniest Things We've Seen Kids Do #2 is about a boy at Dolan's school running around naked, waggling his penis at teachers, and repeatedly yelling "HOW DO I PISS!?" at no-one in particular, worrying everyone watching. This lasted at least 10 minutes before the principal stopped him; since Dolan doesn't specify whether this is in total or that was how long he was watching the ruckus, it possibly lasted a lot longer.
  • The first story in Weird Drunk People #2 involves a guy flirting with a mailbox. And continuing to do so far beyond the point where it became obvious "she" wasn't reciprocating, becoming increasingly upset in the process. The submitter (portrayed by Doopie) struggled to tell the 911 operator what was going on because she couldn't stop laughing.
  • Doopie's experience with her worst babysitter: it turns out that she's just summarizing the plot to The Fairly OddParents!, with Doopie wearing Timmy's Iconic Outfit and her babysitter actually being Vicky.
  • For his story for EMBARRASSING PARENTS #3, Zaragamba recounts an incident where his dad, having just given a presentation on botany, approached Zaragamba and said, "It's not about the size; it's what you use it for. Take my son, for example, Zaragamba. He's very small, but I imagine he's just fine in bed. Ladies?" Apparently, that wasn't the first or last time his dad embarrassed him. One can only imagine how Dolan and Ramona reacted when they inevitably found out about that.
  • WEIRDEST THINGS WE'VE OVERHEARD: A dad pranked his daughter by changing her ringtone to a sexual moaning sound clip used in prank videos, embarrassing her at a bus stop and prompting a mad rush to answer the phone, during which she dropped it into the snow. Judging by the fact the poor girl yelled "God dammit, dad! Stop changing my ringtone!" as soon as she managed to answer the phone, this wasn't the first time this happened.
  • What If Earth Fell Into a Black Hole?:
    • Dolan thinks the sky would turn brown if there was no water and it would be nice to have a change. Melissa points out that Gooby wouldn't survive without water and Dolan thinks Gooby is in danger and thinks Nixxiom and Grgak (who's Playing Possum and says Dolan is stupid because "the dead don't talk) ate her.
    • When asked if there was a disease that made you unable to love, Dolan says it's called "being Nixxiom". Melissa says that Nixxiom loves lots of things and Dolan says that he loves himself and made out with his own reflection.
    • Dolan thinks the Black Death was a band and when Melissa tells him that it wiped out a third of Europe's population, he says, "They must've been terrible!"
    • Also the end of the video, where Dolan gives his opinion on Diarrhea:
    It's a load of SH-!
  • DUMB THINGS WE BELIEVED AS KIDS #4: Hellbent tells a story about how his parents would beat him if he broke anything in the house, hereby leading to a fear of the Kool-Aid-Man due to his habit of crashing through walls when you said "Hey, Kool-Aid!". He says that he was tempted to try it a few times, but didn't mainly because he feared his parents would beat him, but then points out that he figured out that the Kool-Aid-Man will not come if you say his name. Naturally, he tests it out, and, inevitably, the Kool-Aid-Man does appear much to Hellbent's horror.
  • ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WROTE THESE REDDIT STORIES. All of it.
  • Anything to come out of the mouth's of Hellbent or Dolan.
  • One time, Hellbent is being mean as usual, claiming that all the ancient Egyptians did was "build some triangles", which he did in preschool. Dolan replies with, "Preschool? When was that, last week?"
  • In "DUMB THINGS WE’VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #6", Pringle narrates Cid jumping into a pool and shouting "I love unicorns!". This prompts his dad to drive in after him, and prompts Pringle to start laughing during the recording.
    • The blooper of Cid's dad driving into the pool instead of diving led to the comments saying that Cid's dad was drunk as well.
  • Both of the "Saying the Wrong Thing at the Wrong Time" Videos:
    • Part One:
      • Melissa tries to make a joke by saying, "That was pretty intense" as a pun on "in tents" after raccoons had recently been in her tents. Instead, she says, "That was some great incest!".
      • Pringle tries to say that he wants a "game based in South America", but instead asks for a "bame gased in South Erica". He keeps trying again but failing, becoming increasingly flustered and incoherent with each attempt, which ends up with him calling South America "Soerica".
      • Dolan, while working for Starbucks, says, "How my I feel you today?".
      • Grgak accidentally says, "Peter Piper picked a peck of penis peppers."
      • Tolop, not having studied, misquotes a book as, "The cock tells time, the car is a bitch."
      • Spinal Palm says, "Hey, are you an angel? Because you look like you fell from heaven!" but meant it the other way round.
      • Emojie accidentally swears twice while meaning to anti-swear.
      • MKyleM says, "testicles" instead of "tentacles". So does Doopie.
        Doopie: Oh, god, this is bringing back traumatizing memories for me...
      • Andiemations calls Fuddruckers "Ruddfuckers".
      • Doopie accidentally sings, "If it wasn't for Date Rape, I'd never get paid" instead of "laid".
      • And then there's the bloopers.
        Doopie: While in eighth grade, Grgak was taxed with... fuck! See, this is ironic.
    • Part Two:
      • Dolan asks his mother to pass the "fuck" instead of the salt.
      • Spinal Palm claims his dad gave him Viagra instead of Benadril.
      • Nixxiom says, "Do you want to get out of my face?" instead of "Do you want to go out on a date?"
      • Princess Proton invites her friend to "shit on [her] laugh" instead of sit on her lap.
      • Snewpee says that she's "gay" instead of "OK".
      • Zaraganba accidentally Flipping the Bird.
      • Hellbent accidentally says "incest" instead of "incense".
  • "Annoying Children". All three of them have rather funny gems.
    • Doopie's two nephews in her story turn out to be quite the Manipulative Bastard pair, whining about not getting certain foods as well as tricking their grandmother.
    • In that same first video, Tolop has to deal with his Annoying Younger Sibling, constantly hiding things around the house. In the next, she has to deal with a bratty kid who she was supposed to be babysitting.
    • As a running gag in the first two, both Dolan and Hellbent have to deal with some bratty kids running around the store they work at. In Dolan's case, two kids are causing chaos in the petstore, playing in a giant box of kitty litter. In Hellbent's case, two parents drop off their "hellspawn larva" at the toystore he works at, breaking displays, vandalizing a bike rack, opening packages, etc. When they arrive back to pick him up, the parents blame Hellbent for the damage, claiming it to be his responsibility to look after him.
    • A kid at a party that Sweet Commando attended proves to be too salty to have generic-brand cola.
    • Hellbent's involvement in the first video has him deal with a bratty little girl, ruining her family's KFC meal when Hellbent tells them that they were out of barbeque sauce.
    • Emojie's white-trash neighbors and their kid deserve all the karma directed at them for their arguing, neighborhood vandalism, and getting locked out of their own house. Emojie even beleives that the kid will have a future in prison.
    • The Hypocritical Humor of the fat kid that was told that he was wrong in Cid's spelling bee.
    • Nixxiom taking on one such brat himself... by punching his face in! The kid actually deserved this for insulting the staff at the restaurant he was visiting (calling them racist names), and attempting to hitch a ride with him to his house. After the kid got his face punched in and complained to his dad, the father rewarded Nixxiom with $20, for teaching the boy a lesson in manners.
    • As pointed out in the comments for the second video: Hellbent narrating these videos in concept: Fridge Horror. In practice: Pure hilarity!
  • Hellbent also sasses whenever the story ends with the submitter saying they never returned to the place they saw the bratty kid.
    • Example: Dolan's story involves him never going to his friends' house again due to their bratty kid. Hellbent's about the say "Because it's the house's fault", but then realizes that it makes sense since they live there. Later he calls out another submitter for not returning to a lake, "Because it's the lake's fault... not your dickhole brother."
  • Hellbent in general calls out more of the bullshit stories in the recent videos and takes more potshots at the submitters. Same with Dolan, in some of the stories that returned.
    • Examples:
      • Hellbent in WEIRD FAMILY MEMBERS #4 after reading a story of how a submitter's family member buries food in the backyard so the animals can eat it in hibernation: Our schools are failing us.
      • Dolan in "WEIRD HOME ALONE STORIES #2": Calls out how one submitter hid in their oven, and states that the submitter after should've done that. He also calls out how a naked man is involved in 3 of the submitters' stories, and after that, in a story of how the submitter's whole house, besides the basement, was destroyed by a tornado, Dolan jokingly says "But then a naked man...", and then states that he was just kidding.
  • In the otherwise scary SCARY EXPERIENCES WHILE HOME ALONE, the final story focusses on Hellbent dealing with what he percieved to be a hungry velociraptor raiding his fridge which lets out a shrill screech. After the creature curb-stomps him, it's at this point that the creature was actually Pandora who had decided to crash at his place for the night.
  • The outros:
    • Dolan: Sometimes, when Dolan asks the question in the end of one of the Dolan True Story videos, he asks if the audience does something related to his story, if the question has some relation to it.
      • Example: "WEIRDEST THINGS WE'VE OVERHEARD". The question Dolan reads out is "What's the weirdest thing you do when you're nervous? Do you say the same word over and over again?"
    • Hellbent: Back in 2017, from around March to around August, and sometimes after that, Hellbent's outros would involve him saying something relating to his story when he says goodbye.
      • Example: In the first "ANNOYING CUSTOMERS" video, he thanks the audience for watching then says he was gonna go to the supermarket and ask for a bunch of products that don't exist, like the kid who was asking for the invisible game in his story.

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