Funny / Pet Shop

• The reason Mike wants a turtle so badly? His sister hates them, naturally.
  • This pays off when Mike manages to lure her to the phone in the hallway.
• The antics the kids get up to in the kitchen, while trying to make food for the pets.
• Despite the fact that they're evil, Mr. and Mrs. Zimm's poor understanding of earth culture and fads is pretty funny. It's almost sad watching them butcher popular culture.
  "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers."
• Joe Yeager's reaction to his wife's decorating choices for their new house. Joe notes she's made it look like the Ponderosa.