Funny / Nowhere Boys

• After Jake is taken to the police station, Phoebe offers to drive the boys there. As they get in the car, Sam worries because "he's their friend"...
  Phoebe: Aw, I feel touched - by nausea.
• Andy attempts to prove he's not an idiot... by running headfirst into a tree.
• Lots of the Snark-to-Snark Combat, particularly between Felix and Phoebe:
  Oscar: I think he's an alien. He has telepathy.
  Phoebe: Really? What am I thinking?
  Felix: You're thinking: "I hate teenage boys, and I wish they'd stop coming into my shop."
  Phoebe: [shrugs] Close enough.
  • "Since when do protective amulets have use-by dates?" "Since they were made in Korea."
• Andy's attempt to reassure Jake when Jake believes he's ruined his parents lives by being born:
  "Change isn't always good. Cops have notorious cholesterol and hypertension issues. And in a survey I read, real estate agents ranked below telemarketers in terms of trustworthiness!"
• When Sam is hypnotized by the school counselor during the second season, it looks like he might spill the beans. Instead, asked if he can recall about the two weeks he was lost, he says he can... then, hilariously, he proceeds to list everything we saw him eat in the other universe.

  Counselor: (exasperated) Okay, can you remember anything other than food?

  Sam: Yes.

  Counselor: Good.

  Sam: Jake's porridge. That wasn't food.