Funny / Nodwick

• Team two, I ordered you to fire!
• No one with a heart condition is allowed to see the javelin toss. (The Hench Games: "Making war look humane for 75 years.")
• Nodwick is rendered completely, totally addled by his brief stint as the newly-superpowered Yeagar's sidekick:
  Piffany: "Goodness! Your poor brain is going to need all kinds of duct tape when we get home!"