Funny / NoPixel

NoPixel 2.0

• Whenever Edna Moose and Kiki Chanel get together, Hilarity Ensues.
  • While looking for Eugene at Pillbox, Kiki improvises a drive-thru hospital.
  • Kiki does a lap dance for Edna while singing Vanessa Carlton, while Edna farts and complains that she has to use the toilet. It's so silly that both Kitboga and MiltonTPike1 break character and start corpsing.
• While on the lam, Lang Buddha dresses in drag and pretends to be Ricky's girlfriend, breaking Penta completely.
• The first time Jordan Steele meets Diego, Jordan ends up more confused than angry.
  Diego: Hola.
  Jordan: What do you want?
  Diego: Yo soy Diego!
  Jordan: I don't FUCKING SPEAK SPANISH!
  Diego: Would you like to learn?
  Jordan: No!
  Diego: You wanna be amigos?
  Jordan: I'm gonna punch you—
  Diego: That means "friends" in Spanish.
  Jordan: Listen, I'm gonna punch you in the fucking nose.
  Diego: Well, why would you do that?
  Jordan: I don't like you, motherfucker, all right?
  Diego: [Gasps and faces the fourth wall] Can you point to the police officer abusing us?
  Jordan: I'm not on duty right now!
  Diego: [Still talking to the fourth wall] You can? Well, where is he?
  Jordan: What — who the fuck are you talking to?
  Diego: [Still talking to the fourth wall] Right there? Great job!
  Jordan: Hello? What the fuck? Who are you talking to?
  Diego: Hola. Yo soy Diego!
  Jordan: [Calls 911]
• After Dr. Choi heals Mel of a benign injury, Mel's player Spaceboy jokingly issues a server-wide OOC notification stating "perma btw", which every active player on NoPixel (and consequently all of their stream viewers) would see at once. Mel and Gladys lean on the fourth wall about it a minute later.
  Mel: I think that was the most toxic thing I've ever done.
  Gladys: You think that was most shitlord thing you've ever done?
  Mel: I just jebaited literally tens of thousands of people.
  Gladys: [Corpses] Oh goddamn it. You should think about [running] an ad right now.
  [Both turn and flip off the camera]
  • Then a BUNCH of characters show up to Pillbox to check on Mel, including Judge Labarre, who is positively giddy that Mel may be dead.
• Dee Mented explains to Deputy Tucker, in Juggalo slang, that a "clown job" is "when I get my makeup on your popsicle, obviously." Tucker can't figure out what "popsicle" is, so Dee gets blunt.
  Dee: Your DICK!!
• As a prank, Officer Rhodes has a hooker dance in front of Officer Pred at a convenience store, calls Pred's girlfriend Sergeant Angel, and tells her to look at security camera 17. Angel promptly sees Pred in a very awkward position, and her voice jumps up six octaves.
  Angel: [Screaming over the radio] 410, 457 DIRECT, GET DOWN TO MISSION ROW RIGHT NOW!
  Pred: [Coyly radioing back] Hey, what's goin' on there, Angel?
  Angel: [Radioing back] MISSION ROW RIGHT NOW!
• Pred tries to convince Tessa and Vivi to go to his mansion and make a "Kyle Pred sandwich", to which Tessa responds that she doesn't eat junk food.
  • Later, Pred tells Tessa that he's can make her life "really fucking difficult," which Tessa turns back around on him by mentioning the "Kyle Pred sandwich" he'd wanted to make with her and Vivi — in front of Angel, who chases Pred away.
• Tor Mented violently hatchets Nettie, who falls down a cliff face. It gets darkly comical when Nettie's ridiculous Christmas hat slowly floats down the hill after her.
  • Later, Nettie describes having to motorboat Tor, and Deputy Forcer mentions that the police will need to put together a lineup of well-endowed women. Deputy Tucker immediately volunteers to help out.
• Officer Malton, in perfect deadpan: "Dispatch, be on the lookout for Jerry Callow. A bunch of people at the courthouse are saying he's grabbing people's titties."
• Within Mike Block's first half hour in the city, he tries to claim MRPD as his gang territory. He does this by attempting to get Officer Toretti to pay a "hood tax."
• Eugene frequently trumpets himself as the inventor of the Frisbee, but he once claimed to have invented "left." As in, the relative direction.
  Eugene: I invented left as well! Back in my day, everyone would always go right; they had no idea that they could go left. They would always go—if you had to go that way, instead of just going left you would go like this...
  [Walks in a clockwise circle]
  Eugene: ...and then off you went, off you popped. So I invented left. I said to everyone, "Listen! Rather than going right, why don't we go that way!" And their minds were blown! Their minds were blown, I tell you!
• Deputy Lauren Forcer and Cadet Brian Knight have been conferring privately about FBI and SFBI stuff. It's completely innocent, but still very hush-hush. Sheriff Tribble calls for Lauren; Brian, not wanting to be caught, says the wrongest thing ever.
  Tribble: [Radio] Forcer!
  Lauren: [Radio] Tribble!
  Tribble: [Radio] Forcer! Where are you at?
  Lauren: [Radio] I am currently down at the docks.
  Brian: [Radio] We're having sex—we're having sex. 10-69.
  Lauren: Wait—wait, you can't say that!
  Tribble: [Radio] Excuse me?
  Andrews: [Radio] ...Knight?
  Tribble: [Radio] You're doing what?
  Brian: [Radio] Uhh, disregard. [To Lauren] I dunno, I freaked out! I didn't know what else to say!
  Lauren: Brian—!
  Andrews: [Radio] Brian. Mission Row. Now.
  [Lauren and Brian start freaking out]
  Andrews: [Radio] BRIAN!!!
  Brian: [Radio] Yes sir! On it!
  Lauren: Fuck...
  Tribble: [Radio] Forcer, I'd like to see you as well.
  Lauren: [Radio] Yes sir! [To Brian] Fuck! There's no booty on duty!
  Brian: [Radio] Um, 685 to 215: um, can I finish?
  Andrews: [Radio] No.
  Brian: [Radio] 10-4.
  • Brian shows up to the HR meeting still dressed as The Witcher. He explains to Andrews that he'd been designated the Witcher of Los Santos by Mayor Eugene and helped defeat ManBearPig. Andrews tells him he looks like "Hippie Jesus."
  • Best part of it is, Lauren willingly covers for Brian at the HR meeting, and their descriptions of the "act" escalate to unfathomably uncomfortable levels (from "hot pinky stuff," to cuddling, to Brian's "Oedipus complex").
  • Tribble: "It could have been anybody, but you chose Knight?"
• Winchester and Forcer are driving along the highway when their cruiser accidentally falls into the Heck Realm. When they try to radio dispatch and describe what's happening, Malton (in perfect deadpan) immediately radios in to dispatch that it sounds like they've ingested LSD.
  Tucker: [Radio] Where are ya right now, bud?
  Winchester: [Radio] Uh, space.
  Tucker: [Radio] 10-4.
• Mike Block and Cheddar are asked to carry out a hit on one of the Angels. Except they think that they're supposed to kill a literal angel, so they hold up a doctor, order him to read the plot of Flatliners, and have him stop Cheddar's heart long enough to send Cheddar to Heaven to carry out the hit.
• Chase Clouter wakes up and decides to become an EMS, and figures that the only way to do so is to execute a tow truck driver. He then tells the cops that he's "not comfortable" with being arrested. He then goes to bench trial with 11 lawyers. The entire thing has to be seen to be believed.^note Even better, Penta was making fun of a situation where an EMS player had gone outside of the game to get her character out of a criminal charge, by claiming not to be comfortable with that kind of roleplay.
  • During the lead up to killing the tow truck driver in Pillbox, another character mentions that executing people is Mike Block's shtick (who is also played by Penta). IN CHARACTER, Penta laughs and remarks that he only has like three shticks total.
• Pretty much everything involving a drunk Four Tee, as seen on Penta's VOD.^note As it turned out, Crystalst herself was drunk.
  • When the chase begins, Four Tee hops into her car and speeds into an alleyway — and immediately kills Lana by accident.
  • After Four Tee's arrest, she cryptically tells Deputy Wrangler and Officer Byson that she has secret information. The info is that you can eat the sticker on the apple.^note While Byson is processing Four Tee, Penta asks Mekabear and Kyle to grab him an apple so he can try it.
    • Four Tee declares that it's the only reason why she buys the apple. Randy Bullet and Wayne Biggz, who are nearby, are grossed out.
    • Byson asks Wrangler and Four Tee if they'd eat a Starburst with the wrapper on. Cue Four Tee saying, "Okay, now THAT's messed up, sir."
  • "Behind my mask...is another mask!"
• Four Tee takes a driving test with Tessa Lamb. Bryce Miller and Mercy Moon are in the back seat whispering loudly about their potential relationship — Bryce wants to talk about it, but the super-embarrassed Mercy wants to wait until they aren't around other people. The usually mild-mannered Tessa, who had been patiently ignoring them and conducting the test, eventually snaps.
  • Four Tee cottons onto what's happening between Bryce and Mercy. Because Bryce is on her "friends list" as #19, and (by Four Tee's logic) all anyone on the list really needs is Four Tee's friendship all the time, she goes full-on Clingy Jealous Girl. Later during the test, Four Tee crashes into a car in Harmony, and makes it clear she was thinking about Mercy while doing so.
    Bryce: I'm sorry to interrupt this. Can I get an answer? 'We'll talk about it later'?
    Mercy: We'll talk about it when we're not with people?
    Bryce: What do you mean? Just express how you're feeling! Yes or no to the man gravy?
    Mercy: Oh my God, stop...
    Tessa: Eww! No! No! You're not having this conversation right now. No! No!
    Bryce: We'll talk about it later?
    Tessa: Yeah, you will talk about it later!
    Four Tee: See, number 19 doesn't like her because she's not giving him what he wants. So... [chuckles menacingly]
    Bryce: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
    Four Tee: [sotto voce] I thought that car was her...
  • Later on, as they part ways, Four Tee tells Mercy that she doesn't remember the names of people not on her friends list, but will make an exception for Mercy. Mercy spends the rest of the day stressing about Four Tee finding her and stabbing her. Bryce, to his credit, calls Four Tee to make sure, but he's an oblivious idiot and still doesn't catch on.
    Bryce: Hey, Four Tee. So you're not really gonna hurt Mercy, right?
    Four Tee: Of course I wouldn't hurt her...
    Bryce: Good.
    Four Tee: I'd make it quick...
    Bryce: Oh, well, that's very sweet of you. However, I don't think she's really anything to worry about. She's kinda like nothing, ya know?
    Four Tee: I know! That's why I already forgot her name.
    Bryce: Yeah, what's her name?
    Four Tee: Mercy who?
    Bryce: Bernidette?
    Four Tee: 'Burn-to-death?' [cackles menacingly]
    Bryce: [COMPLETELY oblivious] 'Burn-to-death,' that's a good one, you're clever.
  • Later on in the call, when Bryce mentions having picked up a hitchhiker, Four Tee rambles on about how she should be the only one who Bryce picks up, since other people "don't deserve to be near you...or even talk to you...or breathe the same air as you..."
• When Doug James leaves the HOA, he steals Siz's motorcycle and gives it to Dundee. OTT gets wind of this and decides it would be the perfect leverage for the East Side Ballas to have over Siz and the HOA. However, when Dundee finds out OTT wants the bike, he freaks out, as not five minutes before, Dundee had given the bike to Flippy. So Dundee calls OTT to tell him, and they spend the next minute hammily screaming at each other over it.
  Dundee: I just fucking gave it to Flippy!
  OTT: Are you on fucking drugs?!
  Dundee: Fucking...WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?! FIVE MINUTES! IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES!
  OTT: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO FLIPPY?!?
  Dundee: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANTED!!
  OTT: I WAS GONNA FUCK THE WHOLE HOA WITH EAST SIDE BALLAS, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!
  Dundee: NO ONE TOLD MEEEE!!!
  OTT: WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE THE BIKE BACK, DUNDEE?!? JESUS CHRIIIIST!!!
  Dundee: BECAUSE THEY WERE CLAPPING MEEEE!!!
  OTT: THEY FUCKING CLAPPED YOU ONCE, DUNDEE!!!
  Dundee: [Deep breath] I'M POOOOR!!! I HAVE A COMBAT PISTOL TO MY NAME!!! FUCK!!! GET TO YOUR MANSION, WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS PROBLEM!!!
  • Later, when OTT shows up, he tells Dundee his entire plan in one of the greatest infodumps ever.
    OTT: You know the HOA called me yesterday? They told me that Douglas left them, started hanging around with you guys? And stole Siz's bike? Hmm? And then tried to backstab me? And I told them HOA mothafuckas, I told them that I was gonna get their bike back! But I was lying straight to their face! I wanted to get Doug, threaten him and the Bondi Boys for trying to backstab ME, and then strong-arm to get the bike, so that I finally have something over Siz's head, so the East Side Ballas can FUCK THEM DRY!! AND THEN I'D LIKE TO SEE FUCKIN' FLIPPY AND HIS LITTLE ESPORTS CREW COME AFTER EAST SIDE BALLAS!! BUT NOOOOO — YOU GAVE THE FUCKING BIKE BACK!!!
• During the Christmas 2020 Zombie Apocalypse, Mike Block puzzles over why the zombies are all ignoring him and attacking everyone else. For some reason.
• Saleem and Saab get into a fistfight and trade insults in Arabic. The scene is even funnier if you understand the insults they're trading, and everyone spying on them is aghast when they figure out that Saab's insults involve Saleem's mother.

NoPixel 3.0

• Mel enters the city with amnesia. He goes to take care of business at the courthouse. On his way out, he salutes the flag.
• "I knew I could smell burgers!" "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"
• Mother listens to Gio Coppola's story of her late "Nonno's" financial advice. Worth it for the punchline.
• Roland Nelson, who answers "yes or no" questions by rolling dice, makes small talk with a pole dancing Carmella Corset at the Vanilla Unicorn. Things get bad when the dice become a really shitty wingman.
  Carmella: Ok, well, do you like what you see?^note LGX: Oh GOD...
  [Roland rolls a 2]
  Roland: Uh, honestly, not really.
• Officer Draider stops by the Mirror Park Tavern on St. Patrick's Day 2021. He sees, in quick succession, Anto falling over drunk while asking for a sandwich, Julio projectile vomiting on Siz, and Siz punching Julio in the face.
• Tessa gives Fingle Dan a driving test. During the test he stops at a house to run a quick errand. Said errand is robbing the house.
• There's just something inherently funny about watching Sheriff Pred playing Yu-Gi-Oh and unleashing Exodia.
  Pred: I WILL BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM, PRICK!
• Permathon character Curtis Mackledorf, aka "Fake Four Tee," aka "5G" is pretty much a clone of Four Tee, and even uses some of her catchphrases, except also sounds like a stereotypical gruff New Yorker who wants to "go to Giuseppe's for some stromboli."
  • Both Four Tees get into the back of Deputy Wrangler's squad car. His reaction is a nonplussed "Hello, Four Tees."
  • Both Four Tees quietly follow Windsong around the Burger Shot. She freaks out.
  • Dr. Drake and Dr. Snapple can't tell which is which when both come into the hospital, and have a heated discussion about it, eventually deciding that 5G is the "real" one.
• Mayor Andi finds out why Sheriff Pred wants to watch Cars 3 with her.
  Cornwood: Ma'am, you just wait 'til Cars 4 comes out, it'll be a whole shitshow.
• Completely coincidentally, a fellow named RonJulio Escoolio enters the city wearing an alternate version of the same mask that Julio Thomas is known for. Deputy Byson, who originally mistook RonJulio for Julio, gets the two of them to meet.^note RonJulio was SeaNanners's first character after joining NoPixel; he was absolutely unaware that there was another character named Julio who was already known for wearing that mask.
• Mike Block apologizes to Mayor Andi, and completely fails at it.
  Mike: Hey, where are you? I wanna apologize.
  Andi: YOU want to apologize.
  Mike: Yeah, I'm sorry.
  Andi: For what?
  Mike: Just — where are you, dawg? Please.
  Andi: For what?
  Mike: For bein'...not nice and shit, yo.
  Andi: Like...like what?
  Mike: Hey, just for bein' like...for kidnappin'.
  Andi: Uh uh, and?
  Mike: Y'know, murder.
  Andi: And?
  Mike: Drugs.
  Andi: And...?
  Mike: [Beat] Kidnappin' again?
  Andi: AND?
  Mike: I don't know, damn!
  Andi: What about the pew pew pew pew?
  Mike: I barely ever pew pew pew pew you, ever.
  Andi: You DID pew pew that one time...
  Mike: No—
  Andi: ...And the time you pew and it hit my butt, mm-hmm.
  Mike: I did NOT pew pew your butt, dawg.
  Andi: You made me give a body to the Russians.
  Mike: [Beat] Oh right, I did do that. 'Aight, well my bad, then, shit.
  • As one person on Reddit pointed out, Mike Block — a Laughably Evil Card-Carrying Villain who regularly kidnaps the mayor — is being nicer to her than Sheriff Pred.
• Lenny Hawk says, "Take me, Jesus," and disappears from MRPD, so everyone decides that he's dead. His final 10-42 is issued over the radio. An incredulous Trooper Andrews is told that Lenny's body is completely gone because God raptured him to Mormon Heaven.
  • Wrangler: "He's just gone, sir. Sorry. I'm all tore up about it too, but, y'know, what can ya do."
  • Andrews asks over the radio why the Vagos (and Wrangler) would do this. Bundy radios back to ask whether Andrews is suggesting that the Vagos are responsible for Mormonism.
• After a series of events, the Vagos are ready to go to war against GSF. Then they hear that the situation is being retconned, and they immediately forget what they were even talking about.
• Peachingle announces that when she's elected mayor, parking will be illegal. All parking.
• Baliff Peachingle has a follow-up question for Jordan Steele in court.
• "Is this an AK?" "THAT IS NOT, THAT'S A STOP SIGN."
• During the Octopus Game:
  • Everyone is horrified by the Red Light Green Light game, including most of the villains. The only one who isn't is Four Tee, who wears the number 040 on her jacket, and is hilariously within her element in what is essentially the largest Four Tee Tourney imaginable. She even gushes about how fun it was after it's over.
    Four Tee: That was so fun, right, 1? We were running together.
    Mike Block: THAT WASN'T FUN, PEOPLE WERE DYING!
  • "Michael. One last tug."
• After continued back and forth between Dan Faily and Chase Clouter during a bench trial, the presiding judge, LaBarre, decides it would be fun to read off Dan's application for citizenship — meaning AaronOnAir's NoPixel application — for everyone to hear. The court is in hysterics after LaBarre points out that this was the fifth application submitted (the other four were denied) and that he'd wanted to be a paintball player with 15 years of experience. Dan flees the courtroom out of sheer embarrassment.
• The people of Los Santos make a citizen's arrest of Fingle Dan mid-house robbery. And by "the people" we mean multiple officers, citizens, and criminals all coming out of one police cruiser, causing Fingle to panic and start screaming.
• Some criminals leave the bank in Paleto Bay because they forgot thermite and need to pick it up from an accomplice. They have a hostage and negotiate with the PD on scene to do this. Sheriff Pred isn't having it.
  Pred: [radio] TELL THEM IF THEY SHOOT THAT FUCKING HOSTAGE, THEY'RE DEAD!! THEY LOST THE OPPORTUNITY WHEN THEY LEFT!! NOBODY IS GOING BACK IN THAT BANK!! AND IF THEY WANNA GET FUCKING SHOT, THEN THEY CAN SHOOT THE FUCKING HOSTAGE!!
  Literally everyone else: [radio] Don't tell them that!
• Fingle Dan explains that selling meth is as easy as three words.
  Fingle: Do you...meth?
• Deputy Clear tells Sheriff Pred that she and Cadet Ka Chao "drilled" in the showers. Pred's reaction is nothing short of exuberant.
  Pred: [radio] 309, break radio comms! Everybody give Ka Chao a high five, he bagged Crystal Clear in the shower! Hell yeah!
  • A moment later, Clear tries to clear this up by saying that that she actually "banged" (i.e. shot) Ka Chao at the shooting range. Cue Sheriff Pred immediately trying to high five Ka Chao.
• Denzel sings his wife Andi the title song from Beauty and the Beast. Doubles as a Heartwarming Moment in its own silly way.
• Wrangler's music career has some great moments:
  • Every single moment of "Pumped" is absolute gold. Even better, not long after the song came out, Nancy Ree wouldn't stop singing it to herself at MRPD, and it even had its own remix.
    • The remix eventually transcended NoPixel to become a staple song in the GTA RP community as a whole for things like hype trains and sub-a-thons, especially so among the players behind the police.
  • "Vietnamese Dream" is a blend between Armored Closet Gay, Intercourse with You, and Crosses the Line Twice. Ditto the songs on Inside of Me. And they're all hilarious for it.
    Wear that vagina like a beard / Wrapped up tight in sheets / Suck you 'til you skeet / All over my beak
  • "USA is Number One" is an Eagleland post-9/11 anthem that somehow manages to blame Kim Jong-un for 9/11.
  • "Deep" is a Diss Track against Nancy Ree, but still leans into Armored Closet Gay territory somehow.
• Sheriff Toretti has a truly epic tantrum over Rooster's Rest dropping its "Torretea" drink. Even the normally saccharine Deputy Peach Chee tells him to get a grip and that he's become such a pussy.
  Peach: God! It's just a fucking drink!
  Toretti: [flips her off]
• Speaking of Deputy Chee, her fight over refusing to buy an autism awareness cupcake at the courthouse has to be seen to be believed.
  • She asks the vendor if her not buying a cupcake means she doesn't support the cause. He says no, so she happily walks off.
  • He chases her to the entrance of the women's room, where he confronts her about the cupcake and tries to guilt her. She says she's too fat, and accuses him of trying to make her fatter.
  • Then she accuses him of being a pervert for chasing her and confronting her at the women's room. She explains as much to the woman that goes into the restroom to talk to her about it.
  • And the absolute pinnacle of this situation is Sheriff Pred in one of the stalls, pooping and hearing everything.
    Pred: CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FAT ASS UP, PEACH, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!!
• Bryce Miller has been shot and is in a coma in the ICU. At one point, his heart monitor flatlines while Cleo Shaw is visiting him...then launches into a jaunty rendition of "Funiculi, Funicula".
• A drunk Fingle Dan manages to get his police SUV trapped between two trees. He staggers out of the vehicle holding an unconscious and legless Captain Wrangler. And it just keeps getting worse from there.
• For Denzel's birthday, his wife Andi directs a short film about his life, called Unhinged. Highlights include:
  • The first scene is a very very condensed and awkward version of the HOA's founding. Deputy Gunner plays Kray-Tor, Kermy plays Siz, and Q plays Vivi, and each one exaggerates their characters' mannerisms.
  • On the opposite end of that, Yaegar as Lang Buddha, Lando as Al Saab, and Bjorn as Tony Corleone, each of them not even trying to attempt their characters' accents.
  • Gillea Taylor plays both Lauren Forcer and Andi Jones, and wears the same costume while playing both, making it look like Denzel murders the same woman he later marries.
  • Julio Thomas playing Julio Thomas, only showing up in a cameo just to get stabbed.
  • The Bad "Bad Acting" of the Chumash Pier scenes.
  • And the kicker: there's Hilarious Outtakes after the credits.
  • The icing on the cake is Nico Kanto putting in an earnest performance as Denzel, and Kaleb Rush doing a really good Bob Smith imitation.
• Gates around the city sometimes have the beeps indicative of locking and unlocking replaced with Pred screaming "UNLOCK!!!" and "LOCK!!!"
  • Peach and Ka Chao are so enamored with it that they spend several minutes playing with it.
• Due to a lack of EMS in the city, Ken-sama, James Randal, and Pillbot get tapped to be volunteer EMS on October 12, 2022. Between Ken-sama's Gratuitous Japanese, James' Cloud Cuckoo Lander-ness, and Pillbot acting like a fireman for some reason, you have the makings of a really good absurdist comedy Random Events Plot.
• Wrangler and Tessa deal with a bank robber dressed up as a dog, barking. The two disagree on who should handle it.
  Tessa: Hey man, I'ma be real with you, last time somebody told me to go talk to an aminal, I got contempt. I'm a little...I dunno.
  Wrangler: Well, last time I shot a dog I got suspended, so I don't really know what to do here, either.
  Tessa: All right, all right, I guess we're at an impasse, I'll do it.
• Fingle and his brothers can't survive with a real job outside of the PD, and decide to end it all, to Wrangler's horror.
• Ramee doesn't realize that his ominous-sounding voice changer is echoing everyone else in the room. So the Guild keeps saying, "CUM."
• Peach taking her sweet time to specify her order at Rooster's Rest annoys Fingle.
  Fingle: Peach. You are pissing me off.
  Peach: Wha—how am I pissing you off? Huh?
  Fingle: Just fucking get some goddamn FOOD! Order SOMETHING!! GODDAMN YOU!!
  Peach: GO EAT A COOKIE!