- John attempts to disguise Vriska so she can go outside. First item: a scarf.VRISKA: I suddenly feel really lonely.VRISKA: And out of place.JOHN: You're not out of place.VRISKA: wwhatevver
- Many of Dave's lines:DAVE: and the sassy black partner was all like "shit this bitch be trippin with aliens"
DAVE: you're the bitch john by the wayDAVE: both of the men in black will proceed to lay a rhyming so fierce on us that we won't even remember our fucking names
DAVE: wake up in a ditch in texas all like shit i don't know how but I just got servedDAVE: whatever john
DAVE: go ahead and have your little secret life with your secret alien
DAVE: im not going to stop you
DAVE: just sit back and watch like its some reality tv show or something
DAVE: it will be called
DAVE: the alien and me
DAVE: starring john egbert
DAVE: it will be the lowest rating show there ever was
DAVE: and it will get canceled after half a season because if anyone even mentioned the show they would keel over in hatred.
- Kate attempts to get Gary to focus on the issue at hand, and:Kate: Anyway Sir.
Kate: About the situation at hand.
Gary: The two aliens who are both so obviously macking on that nerdy white boy over there.
Funny / Nightfall