Funny / Niels

• The Jungle Fever series, to start.
• PLING!
• Too much vagina in my face!
• Anything that involves Robert.
• This conversation between 300 and 250, after 250 has blabbered drunkenly about his past:
  300: The main thing I detected from all that is that you're rather drunk right now and not fit to make reasonable decisions. So is it okay if I go hit on your daughter?
  250: Knock yourself out. I gotta warn you though, I love her more than anything in the world, but that little bitch is a man-eater. ^note Literally.
• God. Just... God.
  • From the blog text under one of the comics:
    Yeah, it all started with Jesus when he said "God is loving and forgiving" and God was like "What? Since when?"
• Britney's face faults in Lifted Curse.
• "And there were so. Many. Penises!" "There were two." "Well, that is double the amount I'm used to!"
• *SLAM!*
• "Be honest with yourself. What did you think your kid would be like?" *Beat Panel* "...He would have two heads." "Don't try to be funny. This is serious. He would have at least three."
• The introduction of Magnus, Niels' biological son. To prove his identity, he says "Jeg tror jeg er din søn"^Translation I think I'm your son. Drew... overreacts.
  Drew: HE USED DEVIL TALK TO HYPNOTIZE THE BOSS!!! I'LL BREAK HIS FUCKIN FACE!!!
• When Niels names Magnus. "It's cute in Danish, but the way Americans pronounce it you're going to sound like a super villain!" He just looks so gleeful about it.
• "I really like your dresses. They're so pretty." / "Don't rub it in".