- The line: "I think you are a pig, you should be in a zoo," on "Every Little Counts." Even Bernard Sumner agrees.
- "...But I've never met a girl with all her own teeth."
- The band dressed up as a Hair Metal band in the video for "Touched by the Hand of God." Apparently, some people who saw it thought New Order actually was a hair metal band and demanded their money back at concerts when it was obvious they weren't.
- The band's infamous live appearance playing "Blue Monday" on Top of the Pops is funny in a Cringe Comedy sort of way. The synthesizers sound like a bad karaoke cover, while Bernard Sumner looks absolutely bored. No wonder the song went down in the charts after they played it.
Funny / New Order