As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked as per policy. You Have Been Warned.
"How long have you had that in your pants?!"note
Mario Head: Hey, Mario got a good joke for you!
Dr. Robotnik: What!?
Mario Head: You're fat! You know why?
Dr. Robotnik: NO!
Mario Head: (beat) Pizza pie!
MARIO PWN COUNTER: 6
Dr. Robotnik: (punches Mario Head) SILENCE!
Dr. Robotnik: What!?
Mario Head: You're fat! You know why?
Dr. Robotnik: NO!
Mario Head: (beat) Pizza pie!
MARIO PWN COUNTER: 6
Dr. Robotnik: (punches Mario Head) SILENCE!
Being one of the most story-driven YouTube Poopers doesn't stop NPCarlsson from being one of the funniest Poopers, as well.
- Crustacean Resurrection Redemption
- "I've got a hot date with a little lady and her name is Mr. TORTELLINIIIIIIIII-"
- A BOMB? That's nonense. Bring it here Sponge BOMB
- Resetti playing a part in this poop. His lips use Synchro-Vox to match up with his sentence mixing (which use the creator's lips no less). It's jarring, yet funny as hell.
- This part:French Narrator: Two meanwhiles later. (Beat) ...Hhhuhhh...
- Dumb Ways to Die LIKE A BOSS.
- Chop your balls off and DIE (LIKE A BOSS)
- Earlier, when Squidward wants to buy one of the pie bombs.
- Squidward: "So what flavor is it?"
- "CHOCOLATE!"
- "Pie flavor!"
- "They're bombs."
- Five Nights at Foster's
- The lampshading of the poop's title.
- This part:Mac: His name is Terrence.
Terrence: I'm Terrence! - The short song. Complete with a Follow the Bouncing Ball.
- Later, it shifts to The Trap Door, with Berk having Bloo's voice and Boni having Mr. Herriman's voice.Berk: Sheesh! Calm down! I'm just gonna open the door.
Boni: OPEN THE DOOR!? Stay away, meaning do not enter! Do not enter, meaning stay away!
Logic!
Boni: Do not approach THE DOOR!
Berk: Doors are made for opening.
Boni: And they are also made for shitting. Shitting away deep, dark, Mysterious Mr. Enter!
Mr. Enter: What the actual fuck? - The collab shifts focus on Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Neo Cortex, and ends with a twist.(Mama Robotnik barges in on the two doctors)
Dr. Cortex: Mother?!
Dr. Robotnik: What?! She's my mama!
Dr. Cortex: Oh, did I forget to mention, Robotnik? I'm your twin brother!
(The collab ends with both doctors playing on the piano)
- Mashed Bandicoot Part 1 and Part 2
- The poop starts with a flashback of the above scene, but Robotnik's reaction to Cortex being his long-lost twin is an understated "wow".Cinemasins: Starting with a flashback! *ding*
- "Several months laterrrrrrr..."Dr. Cortex: Apparently, you've been very busy since the last we saw each other.
Dr. Robotnik: Yes! Catching Sonic the Hedgehog-g-g.
Dr. Cortex: What's the big fucking deal?
TV: ♪ What's the big fucking deal?! ♪ - "You took the words right out of mouth. I hete that hadgehog!" "Well, I don't care. (Cortex's hair spins like a windup key)"
- "With my mighty intellect and our unified furryness, we'll be unBEATable!"
- Once Cortex, Robotnik and Mario Head join forces, their first plan is to commit suicide around the world. One photo shows Mario Head floating next to a noose.Realistic Fish Head: What can we do?! When will this do?! How will we do?! Will I keep asking such annoying-ass questions?! Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!?
Scooby-Doo: I'm right here!
Dr. Cortex: Naughty Dog! You make me look stupid! (puts on Uka Uka and scares Scooby away) - Aku Aku singing "U Can't Touch This".
- "Surprise, mothafucka! Like the frozen fur on your back, I keep flea-ing back to the Antarctic! Ten flipping hours I spent alone in the Frozen ant ark tick wastes!"
- Crash and Aku Aku find Dr. N. Gin, who's watching Crash having sex with Cortex.Aku Aku: N. Gin!
N. Gin: What?!
Aku Aku: What are you doing?
N. Gin: I have been watching YOOOUUU delicious, filthy bandicoot, and your hot sister! (shows a poster of Coco Bandicoot in a bikini)
Aku Aku: Ugh, [Crash,] punch him in the nuts.
N. Gin: Not my missile! That's my special place! I need that for company! And I haven't shaved!
Aku Aku: You've gotta be shitting me!
N. Gin: And when Cortex is N. Gin, I will be Cortex! (laughs maniacally and breathes in and out)
Aku Aku: You're fuckin' nuts.
Ratnician: That's not very nice.
N. Gin: I'm sos. I'm not here!
Aku Aku: I'm only gonna say this ONCE, N. Gin: fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
Ratnician: That's nice. - This exclamation from Dr. Cortex about the Doominator:Dr. Cortex: ...and I shall totally call this robot... the HORSE VIENNA MOOSE!Dr. Robotnik: No no no, you've got it reversed!Dr. Cortex: I'm just trolling- (very loudly) DOOMINATOR!!!
- Maybe recruiting Mario Head wasn't the best idea.Uka Uka: Cortex! Who is this evil head?!Dr. Robotnik: I don't trust him!Dr. Cortex: What do you mean?! ...He's an idiot.Mario Head: I got no iiiPhone! I got no iiiPhooo-one!
- Another funny bit after the part with Warkiplier commentating on Crash Bandicoot: Warped:Aku Aku: *Drops his controller* This game is gay! I'm not going to play, I'm going to rage-quit like a little SKUNK! This game stinks! I'm not gonna play no more!N. Tropy: You little SKUUUNK!!Skunk: F*** you!N. Tropy: Give me the crystals! *Pushes the crate away* No, I don't want that.Markiplier: Are you selling drugs, mister?N. Tropy: Oooof coourse not!
- After setting up another "I'm The Boss" joke, NPCarlsson instead cuts to intermission stating he's not in the mood to do it right now and maybe he'll do it in a separate video, all while Uka Uka rants over stock music.Uka Uka: CRASH MAY HAVE COLLECTED ALL THE GEMS, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE GEMS, WITH THE GEMS, WITH THE GEMS, WE CAN GEMS!
- The hilarious exchange between Mario Head and Dr. Robotnik afterwards takes the cake:Mario Head: Hey, Mario got a good joke for you!Dr. Robotnik: What?Mario Head: You're fat, you know why?Dr. Robotnik: No!Mario Head: ...Pizza pie! *Mario Pwn Counter goes up to 6*Dr. Robotnik: *Punches him* SILENCE!!
- The poop starts with a flashback of the above scene, but Robotnik's reaction to Cortex being his long-lost twin is an understated "wow".
- A Cozy Hot Cup of Sugar Honey Iced Tea
- The mock dental appointment:Alex: I got something stuck in my teeth.Marty: Let's have a look. Open that hatch.(Alex opens his mouth)Marty: (looks inside) Brush your teeth at least twice a day.(Alex bites down on Marty's head)Alex: This is better than steak!Marty: (from inside Alex's mouth) Don't talk with your mouth full!
- Alex's epic burn:Marty: Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know anything?(they don't respond; Marty sighs and walks away)Melman: What's eating him?Alex: Me, 'cause I'm a lion!
- "I don't even know if I'm black or white."King Julien: Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?
- Alex being Literal-Minded:Marty: Bite me!Alex: Okay. (bites Marty)Marty: Why'd you bite me?!
- Alex tearing apart a phone booth, only for it to suddenly reappear. Cue The X-Files theme music.
- "I awoke several hours later in a daze."
- The penguins trying to fly a plane.Skipper: The good news is, we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is... we're crash landing! (plummet toward the Twin Towers)
(zip past the towers and cause the tops to crash to a lower level)
Mario Head: Uh-oh! We slipped a little bit! - The penguins' attempt to drive a car turns into a scene from The Simpsons Hit & Run.
- Alex encountering a giant version of himself on the beach.
- "Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?" "Aye-aye, captain!"Painty the Pirate: "Who's making that noise?"
- Alex devouring Mort.
- King Julien explains his plan:King Julien: My genius plan is this. We will make the New York Giants cookies! Then, we will keep them and eat them! AHAHAHAHAHA!Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is a furry?King Julien: That's a bunch of bullshit, Maurice.King Julien: You did not raise your penis cock, so shut up! Does anyone else have a cookie?(one lemur raises his cookie)King Julien: No-on? Good. When the New York Giants wake up, we will make sure that they wake up. AHAHAHAHAHA!
- "I wish for a thick, juicy dick."Melman: Why'd you tell us your wish?! You're not supposed to do that!
- "I feel like a magical pixie horse!"
- The ending, where Private notices that everyone has become a waving Skipper.Private: Well, this sucks.
- Private turning on StickyKeys
- The mock dental appointment:
- All YouTube Poop Deleted Scenes
- Five Nights at Foster's:
- How the transition to the Robotnik sketch was originally gonna go.Dr. Robotnik: My fuel-injected, beryllium-powered, turbo-charged, triple-action, whipping-lickety, laser-split spear-shooter launcher is programmed to fire on anything... that's blue!
Bloo: Oh, shit! (runs off-screen with Pac-Man music playing)
- How the transition to the Robotnik sketch was originally gonna go.
- Mashed Bandicoot:
- Cortex calling Robotnik.Dr. Robotnik: Just a little more... (Skype call sound) What the fuck?! (drops screwdriver) D'oh! Who DARES to interrupt me?! Stupid fuck! Made me drop my coke! (tumbles into robot; robot collapses; answers call)Dr. Cortex: Thanks. Finally answers the fucking phone!Dr. Robotnik: I told you never to call me when I'm busy!Dr. Cortex: Oh, thanks for asking. I feel good! (Uka Uka vomits) All this cake agrees with me. (Uka vomits again) Fucked like I fucked my mother! (Uka vomits once again) Yes, yes. I filled my mother! It's not like I have anything better to do.Uka Uka: That's unsettling...Dr. Cortex: Not that my mother feels good. ...Milky!Uka Uka: Ew, gross!Dr. Cortex: Seriously! My mother agrees with me.Uka Uka: That's low, even for you!Dr. Cortex: I'm very hungry!Uka Uka: (vomits again) Why do you keep feeding me cake?!Dr. Cortex: It's not like I have anything better to do! (shoves cake in Uka's mouth)
- They had to fund the Doominator's construction somehow.Dr. Cortex: I almost forgot. The treasure!
N. Tropy: Our treasure.
N. Gin: Yes!
Dr. Cortex: That treasure is treasure!
N. Tropy: Our treasure.
N. Gin: We are rich!
Dr. Robotnik: Who's rich?!
Scratch & Grounder: You're rich, Dr. Nick!
Dr. Robotnik: Goo-oog! Now, start loading my treasure!
N. Tropy: OUR TREASURE.
N. Gin: Sey!
Dr. Robotnik: Shut your half-wit brass beaks, you fuckers! - Cortex getting at long last to sing "Like a Boss".Dr. Cortex: Talk to corporates!
Uka Uka: Like a boss!
Dr. Cortex: Approve memos!
Uka Uka: Like a boss!
Dr. Cortex: Lead a workshop!
Uka Uka: Like a boss!
Dr. Cortex: Remember birthdays!
Hunter: It's my birthday.
Dr. Cortex: Direct workflow!
Uka Uka: Like a boss!
Dr. Cortex: My own bathroom!
Dr. Robotnik: Is he gonna do the whole thing? ...I got a feeling we're gonna be here a while.
- Cortex calling Robotnik.
- Five Nights at Foster's 2:
- Bloo attempting to purchase weed from Moneybags.Moneybags: Step right up! This is the greatest shit on Earth! That's right: weed! But, you'll have to act fast.Bloo: This is exactly what I'm looking fooor, wait... How much?Moneybags: Between you and me, I'd love to let you use the weed for free! Really, I would!Bloo: You're kidding! Free?! That's totally in my-... wait. How much?Moneybags: A smaaall feeee...Bloo: Hooow muuuuuch?Moneybags: (beat) It costs 80 million dollars!Bloo: What?! What?! That's not free!Moneybags: Heheheheh! That was a good one! Hmm-hmm! I haven't made such easy money since Spyro bought that flying lesson!
- Bloo attempting to purchase weed from Moneybags.
- Five Nights at Foster's:
- Ripto's Regicide
- Spyro's first Dragon Egg.Bianca: All your Eggs are belong to us, and I've hidden them in places (camera pans over to an Egg in plain sight) you'll never find in a thousand-... (Spyro holds up Egg) Where'd you get that?Spyro: I found it.Bianca: WELL, GO FIND IT AGAIN!!! (teleports away with Egg)
- Apparently, stepping on Hunter's tail causes him to sing Linkin Park's "Crawling" and Evanescence's "Bring Me to Life" simultaneously.
- Spyro winning the Skateboard Challenge against Hunter.Hunter: I guess I should give you this other Egg. (pulls down pants to reveal an Egg he was hiding)Spyro: What the fuck, Hunter?! Put that shit away!Dr. Cortex: How long have you had that in your pants?!Hunter: I dunno...
- Spyro questioning Sheila.Spyro: I've been looking for Hunter all day. Have you seen him?Sheila: Hey hey hey, I sure haven't, purple guy! Stay outta my shed, okay?
- "I want to settle this... ONCE. AND. F- AAAAHHH! (Ripto falls down the stairs)"
- Spyro's first Dragon Egg.
- Steamed Hams Inc.
- For those who can't check the link, he managed to turn the "Steamed Hams" scene from The Simpsons into a full music video in the tune of "Feel Good Inc.". It works surprisingly well. Many comments refer to this song as the peak of the "Steamed Hams" meme. Also a Moment of Awesome.
- The N. Sane Collab
- Cortex introduces the collab:Cortex: Activision presents...Aku-Aku: Fuck Activision.Cortex: A smashing blast from my ass!
- The killer polar bear falling into a pit.
- Hint: There's a fart joke at the end.
- "Haven't we gotten fart?"
- Cortex introduces the collab:
- Ripto's Racist: Reignited
- Spyro's foray into his adventure.Elora: Did you meet the Crystal Gems?Spyro: They gave me a Talisman! (Amethyst holds up the Magma Cone Talisman)Elora: THEY GAVE YOU A TALISMAN?!Spyro: What are you, special? I just stuck it in Gnasty Gnorc's butt! (Gnasty Gnorc groans and winces)
- Those university skills really pay off for Moneybags.Moneybags: If Ripto were here, I'd give him one'a these! (drops mic; dances to a remix of Sewer or Later) I still know a few moves! (combo punches Gulp on the jaw)Ripto: (holding gun) Say hello to my little friend!Moneybags: Take That! (gets shot; falls to Take That's "Back for Good")
- Even post-death, Ripto proves to be a threat.Ripto: I'm going to say the N-Word!Sgt. Byrd: YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!!! (shoots Ripto dead)
- Spyro's foray into his adventure.
- Prix MatureChick: Welcome, internet fascists! I'm Dick Lips and this is Mike!
Stew: That's right, and I cannot wait to get graham crackers!
Chick: Today we cook an egg on Uranus, an event where dicks will compete for jizz!
Stew: Chick, my friend, I'm so HIGH!
Chick: That's right, Stew! Because WE'RE. ON. CRACK!- And later on:Stew: (Glitchy laugh) I'm absolutely FUCKED!
Chick: He's challenged! - "Contestants contestants contest their testicles."
- "Pop your clutches and clutch your clutches and pop your poppers while we tell you all about their clutches! WHOOOOHW!"
- "Breaking news, folks: we have an exclusive look at the latest nudes." (A picture of Cortex in a thong pops up for a split second. A man is heard screaming in the background.)
- And later on:
- Shape of Woah
- A full-on Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy music video, set to Ed Sheeran's "Shape Of You" in a Crash-style remix of both the Woah and the various actual Crash death Woahs from a long montage of playthrough deaths, Game Overs and the Crash suit guy. Remarkably, much like "Steamed Hams Inc." above, it actually manages to be both hilarious and Awesome Music.
- It's About Time Collab
- "Crash Bash, I have a rash. (demonic screaming)"
- Crash is seemingly confirmed for Smash, but then he realises the invitational letter is addressed to his brother Crunch.
- Cortex battles a Crash dummy in the style of Undertale.
- Cortex and N. Tropy kissing, followed by a loud sound.
- The scene of Uka Uka opening a portal is still intact, except for the part where he screams like Loud Nigra over the song Big Enough.
- Crash falls down a pitfall and dies.
- Aku Aku must not have lived a good past life before possessing his mask.Aku Aku: Loli?
Loli: Onee-chaaan~!
Aku Aku: I'm going to jail!
(FBI comes bursting in)
Patrick: WEE-WOO!!! WEE-WOO!!! WEE-WOO!!!
(FBI cocks their guns at Aku)
Aku Aku: Not again...
Squidward: You've done all this before?!
Uka Uka: Eleven times, as a matter of fact. - Lani-Loli snaps at Coco:
- N. Gin waltzing on-screen to People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul, also known as the Emo Peter Dance.
- "N. Gin, N. Brio, and N. Gio and N. Brigin..."
- Cortex realising his assistant N. Brio betrayed him at an earlier point.Cortex: Wait! Weren't you scheming behind my back, back in Cortex Strikes Back?!
N. Brio: Uh, uh, I- um-
Cortex: I don't care. - "HASTEN your HASTEN! By my calcuLATIONS, our enemies will. Prevail. And we. Will. Fail."
- "Welcome to the show, virgins!" "Behold, the asshole."N. Gin: I hear you've been working on strategies to stop me from taking over Boom Beach!
Lani-Loli: No.
N. Gin: Oh, okay. - "We have a thing where we fight, we fuck, we fuckfight..."
- This reference to Sethical:N. Gin: You wanna fight, we gonna fight.
Lani-Loli: Are you fucking filming us right now?!
N. Gin: Yeah. I got my dollar store camera ON. - "I've got a backstage pass for you to get up my ass!"
- "All right, all you thirsty fricks... (cut to a picture of N. Gin seductively lying on a bunch of pillows) Put your freaky little dicks together for... rrrRURrrr!"
- The instant N. Gin's boss battle begins, his Humongous Mecha blows up.
- "Wassup, my guys, it's... BEEN a long time since... (stares out into nothing and blinks twice) I can still hear the screams, papa!"Coco: What, did we like, die or something?
Tawna: Yeah. (nonchalantly decapitates Coco with her saber, despite the younger bandicoot standing in the background) - Dr. Cortex looking at Tawna porn.
- "Friends! I am fucking gay! Yay! Gay gay gay ghey!"
- N. Brio has a laughing fit, then an arm grows out of his mouth and moves back and forth while he's still laughing.
- N. Brio somehow lays a Dragon Egg, and it hatches into...
- "Crikey, I'm all rubbery inside! NAAAAAA! (throws up rubber bands)"
- Dingodile's commercial.Dingodile: Roadkill Pie?
Tom: Did somebody say ''pie''?
(the pie hits Tom's face, causing it to blow up Dingo's Diner)
Dingodile: Fuck! - "I see everything! And I mean everything." (cut to Kupuna-Wa peeping on a couple having sex)
- Crash and Cortex meet again at last, and Cortex has a lot on his mind:Cortex: Crash Bandicoot, you bitch! You banished me to the past, but all it did was banish me to the past, but all it did was give me more time to-
Kyle Justin: ♪-play the shitty games that suck ass!♪
Cortex: You Bastard! Fuck me up the ass! FREERF! Uwuwuwuwuwuwu. - Dingodile rushes and jumps into a portal, but is promptly punched away by a giant fist.
- "Crash Bandicoot, it's about time!" (cue credits)
- "It's about time for father-son bonding. BOND WITH ME, JIMMY."
- Well, y'know what they say, third time's the charm.Dr. Cortex: According to my watch, this is going to be just like Mashed Bandicoot! (Crash is buttfucking Cortex in the background) Except this time, my cock will go up your ass!
- Insult Backfire of the highest caliber.Dr. Cortex: Tingle all you want! I quit! Go fuck yourself, N. Tropy!
N. Tropy: Of course! (N. Tropy flirts with his alternate universe female self)
Dr. Cortex: I didn't mean it! - Cortex dressed as Billie Eilish.Dr. Cortex: Bad guy?
- Crash and the gang confronting the N. Tropys.Crash: I've come to bargain.
(the N. Tropys slam their staffs, sending the gang back into the quantum rift)
Crash: I've come to bargain.
(the N. Tropys slam their staffs to send them to the rift again)
Crash suddenly with a moustache: I've come to make an annou—
N. Tropy: How many times do I have to KILL you, boy?!
Coco: Three.
(the N. Tropys slam their staffs again, only for them to get knocked into the rift generator)
N. Tropy: Curse you...
N. Tropy (F): Perry the Platypus...!
♪AGENT P!♪ - Coco and Tawna give each other a high-five, but instead of jumping, Coco extends her legs to reach up to Tawna's hand. The high-five creates a dark, distorted image that zooms in on the two while making an equally distorted sound.
- Visual Puns. Visual Puns everywhere.Dr. Cortex: Cortex, you Nazi! Y did U not C it 🅱️ 🍴
- Yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?Dr. Cortex (Past): Mask as Mii, will you?!
Dr. Cortex: I'm you, you idiot!
Dr. Cortex (Past): Who are you calling idiot, idiot?!
Dr. Cortex: I'm calling you idiot, idiot!
Dr. Cortex (Past): Idiot!
Dr. Cortex: Idiot!
Dr. Cortex (Past): I'm not an idiot, buddy!
Dr. Cortex: I'm not your buddy, guy!
Dr. Cortex (Past): I'm not your guy, you furry simp!
Dr. Cortex: SHUT UP! (shoots Lab Assistants; one falls into a shredder) The next one is going up your disgusting, fat-
Dr. Cortex (Past): Oh, look! I have a mask! (holds up Apo-Apo)
Dr. Cortex: Oh, yeah?! I have a mask, too! (Holds up Kupuna-Wa)
Dr. Cortex (Past): Well, I have two masks! (holds up Titans Uka Uka)
Dr. Cortex: Well, I've got lots of Crystals to stick up your-
King Harkinian: ENOUGH. - "(Cortex holds his past self at gunpoint) You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. Give me 200 dollars."
- This confusing bit near the end.Dr. Cortex: I need to stop him from making ME, but I can't kill you, because that would kill him. That means that would kill ME, but you can't kill me because that would make you the bad guy. So, I guess that means I need to stop you from making him, so I guess that means I'll have to kill me because, that would kill him, but I can't kill ME, because that would stop ME
(Crash starts getting confused as Cortex continues speaking)
Dr. Cortex:—from making him. So, I guess I need to stop you from killing ME. But, that would make ME AN IDIOT. So, I guess that means I'll have to make you stop ME from making him kill you, because that would stop you from stopping him from killing ME. But,Ican'tkillyou,becausethatwouldkillyou, so I guess that would kill N. Tropy.
Crash: What?!
Dr. Cortex: Wait, I'm mixed up. I need to stop you, but I can't kill me, because killing me would be stupid, because that would kill me! But it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. - Just like N. Gin before him, Cortex loses the fight the moment he starts it.Dr. Cortex: (several boxes fall on top of Cortex's head) Who keeps piles of boxes around?!
Dr. Cortex (Past): Don't you talk about my boxes! - The ending of the collab, where Cortex is stranded at the end of the universe.Dr. Cortex: It is hot as hell in this fucky-ass, hot-ass room I'm in.
(Uka Uka appears)
Dr. Cortex: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!?!
(Uka Uka attempts to kill Cortex to the ending tune of Full House) - You gotta know who you're working with when taking part in a collab.The Stinger: ♪Back in the '90s, I was-♪
Schaffrillas Productions: It only works when I do it.
The Meme Jester: Sorry 'bout that.
- Flockwood's Oversized Meatballs
- When all of Flockwood's classmates laugh at his Spray-On Shoes:Brent: He wants to be smart, but that's gay!
Flockwood: Everyone is going to die tomorrow.
(Flockwood sprays his Spray-On Shoes in Brent's eyes while Running in the 90's plays)
Brent: MY EYES! - Steve's voice module being voiced by the DK Rap.
- When Flockwood first tests his machine by making a Krabby Patty, there's a big buildup as the Krusty Krab Training Video narrator sings the movie's title theme. The good news is that the Krabby Patty gets made, but the bad news is that it causes a huge explosion, which causes Flockwood to get yelled at by his father.
- During the buildup, some text points out an animation error where Flint flips on a switch that's already in the "on" position.
- "It had been almost ten flipping hours since Mom died. And Dad died, too. No pawents..."
- Flockwood's dead mother can be seen in the background as he says this.
- The Lockwoods' store being named "Tim's (and Son's) Dick and Ball Torture".Tim: (gestures to the aforementioned shop's name) You feelin' it?
Flockwood: I'm really feeling it!
FLOCKWOOD SERVES UP YOUR LAST MEAL!- Flint's head photoshopped onto Shulk's body only adds to the hilarity.
- Brent barges in to the Lockwoods' store to the tune of "Waluigi Pinball". Flockwood's blood boils as he gets ready to use his can of Spray-On Shoes again, but then Brent splits his head open with an enormous pair of scissors and tells everyone in the store that they suck balls before he leaves.
- "I want people to look at me and say: 'That is one big dick.'"
- The Running Gag of Sam making a "sus" joke, only to backpedal and replace it with a similar sound.
- The second Running Gag of Mayor Shelbourne reminding everyone that he is, in fact, the mayor.
- The montage of Flockwood taking requests from various townspeople of what food should rain, most of them being popular YTP sources.
- The 10th Doctor requesting pears, which is ironic, since he detests them in the actual show.
- Dr. Cortex asks for fish, which leads to one flying towards a man and slapping him in the face.
- Steve chimes in with "deez nuts". Although Flockwood isn't amused by Steve's joke, he still decides to grant his request by making it rain peanuts.
- When Earl asks Flockwood if he could make it rain jellybeans, Flockwood rushes out of his lab just to deny his request.
- When all of Flockwood's classmates laugh at his Spray-On Shoes:
- Hunter's 47th Birthday Extravaganza
- Starting with a flashba- er, bang.Milhouse: Say the line, Hunter!
Hunter: Heh heh! It's my birthday. (class cheers) - Spiting those who haven't caught up.NPCarlsson: Editor. Put up a pic of ya boi, Hunter.
Splash Screen: The Golden Guard joins the team!
NPCarlsson: No! Not that one. That's a spoiler! - NPCarlsson immediately tries to have Hunter's plane shot down, only to accidentally fly underneath the blast.
- Hunter's plane somehow gets caught in tree bark.NPCarlsson: Um... I've had a mishap.
- It's brief, but...Hunter: I'm gonna strap on my jetpack and blast some space cows!
Spyro: What's a strap on? - NPCarlsson starts to realize that every Baby Dragon born from Hunter's Dragon Eggs are the exact same.
- Of all things, Hunter riding in a boat places him in a Flex Seal commercial.Phil Swift: Yee, doggie!
- NPCarlsson singing the Midnight Mountain theme, only to accidentally go into Dino Mines.
- Here's where Hunter goes berserk.
- During A Hero's Tail, Hunter accidentally socks Zoe in the face.
- The encounter with the Mammoth.
- NPCarlsson's copy of A Hero's Tail is on an old disc, causing the load times to be padded out, but he's hopeful that it won't cause anything worse. ...Cue the level being completely unloaded.
- Sometimes, a Heel–Face Turn just simply won't do.Hunter: Hello. Remember me? I sat on you once. (socks Moneybags in the face)
- Starting with a flashba- er, bang.
- SpingeKill Bills the Health Imposter
- Starting the YTP off with a reminder of what it is.Mr. Krabs: That smells like... (gasp) Change your underwear! (YouTube Poop logo shows)
- Out of nowhere, Mr. Krabs flamethrowers SpongeBob and sets the Krusty Krab on fire.
- Squidward's cameo, which ends with him getting run over by the Health Inspector.Squidward: Oh, what am I doing?!
Mr. Krabs: What're you doin'? (Health Inspector hits Squidward) - Mr. Krabs has a point, to be fair.SpongeBob: What can I get for you... Sans? (Health Inspector has Sans' head; "Sweet Home Alabama" remix of "Megalovania")
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) Funny joke! - The return of the Alternate Scene routine from Crustacean Resurrection Redemption.SpongeBob: He wants everything!
Mr. Krabs: Then, we'll give him nothing! (runs up to the Health Inspector) GET OUT!!!
(white flash to alternate scene)
SpongeBob: He wants one more Krabby Patty!
Mr. Krabs: Then, we'll give him a steak!
(closeup on steak platter)
SpongeBob: Mmm... Voluptuous!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word! - Mr. Krabs forcing SpongeBob to can-can with him.Mr. Krabs: Join me, boy, or you're fired! (SpongeBob starts dancing) You're dancing with the crab man now!
- The first round of Worst News Judgment Ever.Realistic Fish Head: Be on the lookout for a cat who's been pissing himself in your restaurant in order to obtain free bacon! He's not real.
Mr. Krabs: FUCK! - The second instance of Worst News Judgment Ever.Realistic Fish Head: (shows picture of thuggish-looking bald dude) This guy has cancer.
(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs laugh) - Officer John stops SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs... just to "deez nuts" them.
- The "drive" back to the Krusty Krab takes an interesting turn.Officer John: Buckle up, and we'll drive real smooth-like! (transition to The Simpsons Hit & Run; cop car runs over zombie) Take that, you zombie!
- The scene that inspired the YTP's creation in the first place.Mr. Krabs: I thought you were outback! Fuckin' cunt! (winks to the background music)
SpongeBob: Well, the back door was locked, so I came in my hat. (humps his hat)
Mr. Krabs: Okie dokie dokie, SpongeBoy! - Officer John gets a call on his two-way radio.
- A unique form of a Alternate Music Video, for certain.Officer Nancy: I want a soda!
Mr. Krabs: Here's your soda! (punches Officer Nancy) Whore!
Officer Nancy: Hey, there's no ice! (Mr. Krabs rises out of soda)
Mr. Krabs: Ice? Ice? Baby!
SpongeBob: (with Vanilla Ice's voice) Now that the party is jumping, with the bass kicked in— - The accusations are one for the books.Mr. Krabs: Okay, I'll confess! SpongeBob's gay!
SpongeBob: WHAT!?
Mr. Krabs: I bet his mom killed his dog!
SpongeBob: I WANNA GO TO BED!!!
Officer Nancy: I want a soda! - The last 28 seconds of the video have no sound whatsoever, and are preceded by the sound of dying AirPods.
- Starting the YTP off with a reminder of what it is.
