- Crustacean Resurrection Redemption
French Narrator: Two meanwhiles later. (beat) ...Hhhuhhh...
- "I've got a hot date with a little lady and her name is Mr. TORTELLINIIIIIIIII"
- A BOMB? That's nonense. Bring it here Sponge BOMB
- Resetti playing a part in this poop. His lips use Synchro-Vox to match up with his sentence mixing (which use the creator's lips no less). It's jarring, yet funny as hell.
- This part:
- Five Nights at Foster's
- The lampshading of the poop's title.
Mac: His name is Terrence.
- This part:
Bloo: I ain't got no knees.Bloo: Well, who's fault is that?
- The short song. Complete with a Follow the Bouncing Ball
Berk: Sheesh! Calm down! I'm just gonna open the door.Boni: OPEN THE DOOR!? Stay away, meaning do not enter! Do not enter, meanng stay away!Logic!Boni: Do not approach THE DOOR!Berk: Doors are made for opening.Boni: And they are also made for shitting. Shitting away deep, dark, Mysterious Mr. Enter!Mr. Enter: What the actual fuck?
- Later, it shifts to The Trap Door, with Berk having Bloo's voice and Boni having Mr. Herriman's voice.
- Mashed Bandicoot Part 1 and Part 2
Dr. Cortex: ...and I shall totally call this robot... the HORSE VIENNA MOOSE!Dr. Robotnik: No no no, you've got it reversed!Dr. Cortex: I'm just trolling- (very loudly) DOOMINATOR!!!
- This exclamation from Dr. Cortex about the Doominator:
Aku Aku: *Drops his controller* This game is gay! I'm not going to play, I'm going to rage-quit like a little SKUNK! This game stinks! I'm not gonna play no more!N. Tropy: You little SKAAANK!!Skunk: F*** you!N. Tropy: Give me the crystals! *Pushes the crate away* No, I don't want that.Markiplier: Are you selling drugs, mister?N. Tropy: Oooof coourse not!
- Another funny bit after the part with Warkiplier commentating on Crash Bandicoot: Warped:
Uka Uka: CRASH MAY HAVE COLLECTED ALL THE GEMS, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE GEMS, WITH THE GEMS, WITH THE GEMS, WE CAN GEMS!
- After setting up another "I'm The Boss" joke, NPCarlsson instead cuts to intermission stating he's not in the mood to do it right now and maybe he'll do it in a separate video, all while Uka Uka rants over stock music.
Mario Head: Hey, Mario got a good joke for you!Dr. Robotnik: What?Mario Head: You're fat, you know why?Dr. Robotnik: No!Mario Head: ...Pizza pie! *Mario Pwn Counter goes up to 6*Dr. Robotnik: *Punches him* SILENCE!!
- The hilarious exchange between Mario Head and Dr. Robotnik afterwards takes the cake:
- A Cozy Hot Cup of Sugar Honey Iced Tea
- The mock dental appointment:Alex: I got something stuck in my teeth.Marty: Let's have a look. Open that hatch.(Alex opens his mouth)Marty: (looks inside) Brush your teeth at least twice a day.(Alex bites down on Marty's head)Alex: This is better than steak!Marty: (from inside Alex's mouth) Don't talk with your mouth full!"
- Alex's epic hurn:Marty: Doesn't it bother you guys that you don't know anything?(they don't respond; Marty sighs and walks away)Melman: What's eating him?Alex: Me, 'cause I'm a lion!
- "I don't even know if I'm black or white."King Julien: Whatever happened to the separation of the classes?
- Alex being Literal-Minded:Marty: Bite me!Alex: Okay. (bites Marty)Marty: Why'd you bite me?!
- Alex tearing apart a phone booth, only for it to suddenly reappear. Cue The X-Files theme music.
- "I awoke several hours later in a daze."
- The penguins' attempt to drive a car turns into a scene from The Simpsons: Hit & Run.
- Alex encountering a giant version of himself on the beach.
- "Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?" "Aye-aye, captain!"Painty the Pirate: "Who's making that noise?"
- Alex devouring Mort.
- King Julien explains his plan:King Julien: My genius plan is this. We will make the New York Giants cookies! Then, we will keep them and eat them! AHAHAHAHAHA!Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is a furry?King Julien: That's a bunch of bullshit, Maurice.King Julien: You did not raise your penis cock, so shut up! Does anyone else have a cookie?(one lemur raises his cookie)King Julien: No-on? Good. When the New York Giants wake up, we will make sure that they wake up. AHAHAHAHAHA!
- "I wish for a thick, juicy dick."Melman: Why'd you tell us your wish?! You're not supposed to do that!
- "I feel like a magical pixie horse!"
- The ending, where Private notices that everyone has become a waving Skipper.Private: Well, this sucks.
- Private turning on StickyKeys
- The mock dental appointment:
- "Steamed Hams Inc."
- The N. Sane Collab
- Cortex introduces the collab:Cortex: Activision presents...Aku-Aku: Fuck Activision.Cortex: A smashing blast from my ass!
- The killer polar bear falling into a pit.
- Cortex introduces the collab:
- "Prix Mature"Chick: "Welcome, internet fascists! I'm Dick Lips and this is Mike!"Stew: "That's right, and I cannot wait to get graham crackers!"Chick: "Today we cook an egg on UR ANUS, an event where dicks will compete for jizz!"Stew: "Chick, my friend, I'm so HIGH!"Chick: "That's right, Stew! Because WERE. ON. CRACK!"
Stew: *Glitchy laugh* "I'm absolutely FUCKED!"Chick: "He's challenged!"
- And later on:
Funny / NPCarlsson