Funny / NBA Jam

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• Thanks to commentator Tim Kitzrow, the 2010-11 version in particular gets some laughs:
  • "Drops it through the pantyhose for tw—I mean, drops it through the nylon for two!"
  • "How many balls could a ballchucker chuck if a ballchucker could chuck balls?" [beat] "Who knows?"
  • "Uncool, dude, you shot-blocked me!"
  • "All that shake 'n' bake, and no dinner!"
  • "It takes skill to miss 10 in a row..."
  • "Just like my wife's top drawer, all nylon!"
  • "I got my degree from Dunkin-on U"
  • "Somebody get the baking soda!...Or is it baking powder - I can't remember! What do you throw on someone who's on fire?!"
  • "Since when is a goaltending call made by a 'wah-wah' noise? Where's the ref?!" [beat] "What? We have no ref in this game? That's great. Real professional."
• Shoot a prayer from half-court and it won't go unnoticed:
  • "From Section C, Row 5, Seat 7!"
  • "From the Waffle House located just off the beltway!"
  • "Nice shot, I'm sure that's exactly what the coach drew up."
  • "From your mother-in-law's house!"
  • "And the fan tries to win the car!"
• Air-balling in particular will garner some stingers:
  • "That's an air-ball. And your fly's open too. And you have something hanging outta your nose."
  • "NOT EVEN CLOSE!"
  • "NOTHING BUT NOTHING!"
  • "Dear Rim, I miss you. Hope to see you soon. Love, Chuck."
  • "Did the basket move?"
  • "This guy needs a seeing-eye dog!"
• Beware the Kitzrow on a blocked shot:
  • "The doctor just made him turn his head and cough!"
  • "My favorite time of year, Blocktoberfest!"
  • "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SHOOTING IN HERE, DO IT OUTSIDE!"
  • "Like my wife always says, NOT TONIGHT!"
  • "No hoop for you!"
  • "Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!"

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