- When the spider starts killing off cast members. "You know, I hate it when the movie kills off a beloved character... this is great, though!"Mike: Does it matter it ate him with his butt?
Servo: Nah. It's appropriate for him.
- "You rolled on me!"
- "Let's go up to Rhinelander and roll on each other."
- "Brett Favre at home", which ties into the Packers running gag listed below. After he left to join the Vikings in 2009, Packers fans appreciate it more, too.
- "Packers won the Super Bowl! Yeaaaa!"
- "Packers! Woooo! Packers!"
- "Free Bobby Seal!"
- "Free Mumia!"
- "Free BEER!!"
- "US out of North America!"
- "Could it happen?" "COULD the movie get even worse?"
- "R. Crumb is leading them!"
Funny / Mystery Science Theater 3000 S 08 E 10 The Giant Spider Invasion