Funny / Mtg Forger

• From the Thor: The Dark World review:
  • Mocks in a Large Ham way the dead scene of Malekit and it is glorious.
  Forger: This movie just broke me.
• The review to the second Hobbit movie has him accidentally calling Benedict Cumberbatch "Benedict Cabbagepatch".
• In his review of RoboCop (2014), he brings us this gem:
  Forger:"[...]the members of schnittberichte.com like to use goat blood as lube."