Funny / Morty Kombat

• “Waste of time, man, she likes to munch the taco. Trap the clam! Eat the roast beef.”
• Some of the fatalities that Morty does:
  • Paper Cut!
  • He drops a calculator that says "BOOBIES" on top of Johnny Cage.
  • Apparently boring Jax to death ... Morty wins, but Jax is pissed because he annoyed him earlier.
  • Rancid Dragon Roll.
  • Choking Hazard, which happens when Shang Tsung swallows Morty whole.
    Morty: Looks like Shang Tsung bit off more than he can chew.
    Sub-Zero: FUCKING BOO!
  • "Let me show you your desk."
• The Mortal Kombat Announcer.
  • Asking Morty if he watches HBO Go, and calling him a "penisballs" because he refuses to give him his password.
  • Shouting "Friendship!" when Morty initially refuses to join the Evil Side because of his friends... until he realizes his bros are jerks.
• What happens when Shang Tsung turns into Morty:
  Morty: What the hell? Which one do I hit?
  Scorpion: Hit the one that isn't you, you fucking idiot!
• This exchange.
  Shang Tsung turns into a Rancor.
  Morty: Whoa! What the hell, that's a Rancor from Star Wars, you can't use that!
  Shang Tsung: Valid point you got there Morty, but consider this... A FUCK-A YOU!!!
  • Also this following exchange:
    Morty: What do I do?!
    Sub-Zero: Use the Force!
    Morty: I don't have that!
    Sub-Zero: Use the Admiral Ackbar!
    Morty: He's not a thing to use! Have you even seen Star Wars?
    Sub-Zero: What's a Star Wars?
    Morty: Dammit!
• "DO YOU THINK THESE WALLS CAN HOLD SHAO MOTHER FUCKING KAHN?"
• Sub-Zero proves to Morty that they're all evil by literally stabbing Scorpion in the back.

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