- Pretty much everything by Biff and Gary.
Gary: Ooh! I hope he doesn't need that foot for the gas pedal.
- Tag runs over Slick's foot and causing him to hop around in pain.
- Tag attempts to get in the starting line, but one of the racers keeps shielding to bump him away.
- Crew Chief can also qualify.Chief: Yeah! Off-roading! *beat* Get. Back. On. Track.
Funny / ModNation Racers