Funny / Mickie James

• Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler commenting on Mickie James during her match against Trish Stratus at WrestleMania 22. Some of what they said during (and even after) the match was quite funny:
  • During her entrance at Wrestlemania 22
    Jim Ross: She (Mickie) might be a little old for you, she's in her early 20s.
    Jerry Lawler: Can she cook?
    Jim Ross: Hey Mick I got one word for you, Lithium! Dr. Phil is looking for your number! This woman is a dangerous psychopath!
    Jerry Lawler: I think she's past Dr. Phil, she needs to be on the The Jerry Springer Show here in Chicago.
  • At some point during the match:
    Jerry Lawler: Was it Sybil that had all the weird personalities, is that what's wrong with Mickie James or what?
    Jim Ross: I don't know I'm not a psychologist, I might need one after this match is over...
  • Later on:
    Jerry Lawler: All she wanted to be was Trish's friend...
    Jim Ross: I think that's a load of manure, I think she wants to be a lot more than Trish's friend.
  • After Mickie's victory
    Jim Ross: The nutjob has won the title!
    Jerry Lawler: The inmates are going to be running the asylum!
    Jim Ross: I think there are some fans here that got a hall pass from the home! They are actually cheering this psychotic woman!
• At Royal Rumble 2010, she defeats Michelle McCool for the WWE Women's Championship in less than 20 seconds. And she gives LayCool their Just Desserts afterwards by smashing an entire cake over them.
• After her heel turn, Diva Dirt tweeted fans "With Mickie James's recent heel turn, who have been your favourite female heels?" - Mickie responded to this, tweeting "Excuse me, I'm an angel!"
• The episode of Raw where Trish Stratus guest starred. Mickie didn't have a segment with her but she was on commentary for a match. The announcers mentioned Trish and Mickie evasively goes "I remember being quite a fan of hers" and insisted it was a long time ago.
  • She and Jerry Lawler had the cutest banter on commentary too. They referenced that Alicia Fox had beaten her before.
    Mickie: Well every dog has their day.
    King: You're not calling Alicia a dog are you?
    Mickie: (overly sweet and innocent) I would never do that. That's not very nice
    Alicia takes a cheap shot in the match.
    Mickie: Ooh but that wasn't nice either.
• Todd Grisham had the bad luck to interview her after she lost the Women's Championship to Melina, and she slapped him. He was luckier when she won the title back a year later - and she kissed him.
• Mickie got a really epic burn on Michelle by asking innocently if she was smarter than a fifth grader - a reference to Michelle's notorious appearance on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? and didn't get a single question right, despite being a qualified science teacher.