Captain Kalabalik
- —> World Domination sounds so ugly. Unity is much better.
- His reaction to Ernst randomly appearing in his shower.
- Interupting his Q&A video to execute Animal Rights activists who forced him to abandon his Radioactive Moose plan earlier.
- —> Moose Flavoured Chewing Gum!?>
- Rewriting the Swedish Anthem to suit himself.
- Anytime the Captain dances...which is surprisingly frequent.
- Attempting to show Coyle Commander a display of his power over video...instead showing himself playing with dolls. Oh, not only dolls; dolls dressed up as himself and Coyle Commander.
Dr. Vandanger
- Dr. V is sick.
My disease is worse than swine flu and bird flu put together, into some sort of weird pig bird flu...hey, I guess that means pigs CAN fly! - After a few months of being absent, a reformed, well groomed and well mannered Vandanger walks in the door to find Junior and Intern Richie dancing for no particular reason.
Frogman
- Frogman attempts to do an Anti-Drug PSA. Unfortunately, he's a drug addict, and well...
- Pretty much the entirety of Frogman vs. Batman, but special points to...
- The announcer proudly declaring that Weird Town has a defender that inspires hope and justice in its citizens...and its not Frogman.
- Frogman trying to impress Batman by looting a burning house, quickly followed by making out with the victim after Batman successfully saves her.
- Frogman triumphantly sticking to the wall and warning Batman to stay out of his town, lest he not go easy on him next time after Batman completely curb stomps him into the ground.
- Frogman's Revenge on Batman next time he sees him? Knock him out and force him to get a tattoo.
- Oh, and kill Robin.
- Any time he says anything. That voice is hilarious!
Hazmat and Nightingale
- In NOT FAKE! Hazmat proves he's a 'real' superhero. By destroying a bag of Chilly Cheese Fritos. Amusing, yes I dare you find a man more determined to annihilate a bag of Fritos.
- Haz'a presidential campaign. He is completely honest about being dishonest.
- It's a puppet! IT'S A PUPPET!
- Mole Invasion sees the supervillain Lord Mole travel to from England to the US to take revenge on Hazmat for insulting him on Facebook. He leaves battered and broken, despite having not once been seen or even noticed by him or Nightingale.
Lord Malignance
- The constant demand that viewers Crouch to him, instead of say, Kneeling to him.
- I have come today to speak to the Dark Old One living on Donald Trump's head and drives his mindless body around.
Octavius Fong/ Tom Fury
- From Where did all The RLS Vs go?He made twenty something videos, all of them sucked, defeating the odds was Death Heart!
- Tom's sheer pride in unveiling The Fist of Achilles.
- 'James's' voice growing more and more erratic over the Chat With Evil videos.
- Tom's explanation as NVO's videos involves praising the story telling abilities of Ice and crushing an egg.
- Fury trying to change into his uniform Ultraman style...just to fail and have to suit up the old fashioned way.
Sector III
- The flashback from From Evil Blood Runs Badder, with Lord Malignance and Blackheart as kids...still in-costume of course.
- Baroness, Blackheart and Plague dressing up as superheroes to give out their 'Apocalypse Sandwiches' to the homeless. Particularly Plague as The Flash.
Verbish
- Verbish begins his comeback by installing his new super computer. Which has no screen.Other Verbish: Doesn't Octavius Fong have a super computer? And doesn't he really, REALLY hate plagiarism?Verbish: Ah well, well...he's going to hate me.
- Episode Two has some great lines.Have you ever killed anybody? Its like sex, except there's a winner.I'm Flower Boy, it's hay-fever season, bitch!
- Coyle Commander sends dinosaurs to terrorize the whole of England. The results? The economy has never been better.
- Nazi Verbish considers his organisation too sophisticated to swear, and gets violently angry when his men do. And then he has a quick slip of the tongue...
- ''You can't nuke Coyle Command! They've got an entire nation running on cartoon physics!'
