Funny / Medaka MENT

• From Episode 1, We have:
  • The Mail Box Segment.
  Medaka: Excuse me. Excuse me. ZENKICHI!
  Zenkichi: WHAT?!
  Turns around to view Medaka in only her bra and panties with a fan.
  Zenkichi: GAH!
  Spontaneously combusts and falls out of his chair
  Zenkichi (still on fire): MEDAKA! HAVE SOME DIGNITY, GODDAMNIT!
  Medaka: Are you still on about the fans?
  Zenkichi: MY DAD WAS KILLED BY A FAN! Now what're we doing here?
  Medaka: 'Cuuuzzz, it's MAIL TIME!
  Zenkichi: Oh please no.
  Medaka (singing): Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail (shakes her booty to emphasize), When it comes, I wanna wail, "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLLLLL!"
  • The ending.
  Medaka: And so everything ended up nicely.
  Zenkichi: Except for the students hospitalized, the glasses-guy traumatized-
  Cut to aforementioned glasses-guy rambling insanely.
  Glasses-Guy: Whorebasketwhorebasketwhorebasketwhorebasketwhorebasketwhorebask-
  Cut back to Zenkichi.
  Zenkichi: And me having internal bleeding, but yeah, it ended well.
  Medaka: Hey! Wanna join the Student Council?
  Zenkichi: Will it have flowers?
  Medaka: FLOWERS AND BITCHES FOR EVERYONE!!!
• From Episode 2.
  • "Copyright? Bitch please, I'm a loli."
• From Episode 3.
  • Shiranui's rather blunt method of persuading people to attend the swimming event.
  Shiranui: There'll be BOMB sex!
  • Medaka's method of transportation to the pool? A GIANT CANNON!
  Zenkichi: HOW DID YOU GET THESE THINGS?!
  Medaka: Because my boobs are huge!
  • The reactions to Medaka managing to not lose the third event by balancing on a ball almost entirely underwater.
  Tanzaku: Medaka's walking on water! Is she, like, Jesus or something?!
  Shiranui: Yes!
  Tanzaku: ...Well, anyways...
• From Episode 4.
  • Zenkichi tells Kikaijima to NEVER let Medaka have a gun: last time, she shot herself in the head trying to take care of a fly.
  • Onigase's rather non-sequitur response to the Student Council mocking her nickname for sounding gay: to piss on their floor. Where she comes from, it's a sign of great offence!
  • Upon meeting Unzen, Onigase immediately warns Medaka not to mention his height. Medaka's first words to Unzen's face? "Holy cow, this kid's small."
  Onigase: FUCK YOU, MEDAKA! YOU HAD ONE JOB!
• From Episode 5.
  • In the Previously on… segment:
  Unzen: I'm going to kill your friends.
  Medaka: YAY! I mean, nooooooooo...
  • Fue's attempt to seduce Zenkichi consists entirely of telling him in a seductive tone that she's a girl. He is, obviously, Not Distracted by the Sexy.
  Fue: Yeah, I think he might be gay, sir.
  Zenkichi: (from a distance) FUCK!