- Aquaman to Namor, after the former drops on orca on top of the latter: "That's your weakness, Namor. You're too noble to cheat."
- Wolverine and Gambit stealing the Batmobile.
- Spider-Man, as Peter Parkernote , asking Lois Lane out. She politely declines, and then:Lois: I'm engaged.Clark Kent (shows up behind Peter, who's about half Clark's size): To me.Peter: Oh man, I didn't know. I'm sorry. Jeez, you could squash me like a bug, Clark.
Lois: Boy, he sure disappeared fast once you showed up.Clark: Peter's a nice kid, Lois. He just didn't know you and I... (Jameson bursts in)
- After he leaves:
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