- Lois Lane putting Lex Luthor down never gets old.
- In The Man of Steel:Lois: Oh, and by the way, Lex — if you really want someone to spend your money on, I suggest a good barber. You're starting to look like Fred Mertz!
- In Superman: Birthright:Lois: The same as everyone will, Luthor, when I report the story — that you're twice the liar even I figured you were!
- In The Man of Steel:
Funny / Lois Lane