Funny / Little Mosque on the Prairie

• Baber opens the series with some Insane Troll Logic.
  Baber: Wine gums, rye bread, licorice! Western traps designed to trick Muslims into drinking alcohol!
• Baber having an issue with his daughter's clothes:
  Baber: "You look like a Protestant!"
  Layla: "Don't you mean prostitute?"
  Baber: "No! I mean Protestant!"
• During a heated argument, Baber tries to get Rayyan to move and ends up almost shoving her (note that they both regard touching non-family-members of the opposite sex as being a major taboo):
  Rayyan: "You can't touch me!"
  Baber: [backs off, looking shocked] "A thousand apologies, sister Rayyan! [Beat] Gimme that piece of wood so I can push her off!"
• From 6x01:
  Yusef: "You have colorful pillows!"
• "Dating Game" - the whole episode.
• To Amaar, after Rayyan checked Baber's temperature.
  Baber: "Your wife just tried to get to second base with me."
• Discussing Halloween:
  Fatima: It's only Halloween. It's not like they're out drinking and dirty dancing!
  Fatima's son: We're not?
  Fatima: Watch your smart mouth or you go nowhere!
  Baber: What if he leaves Islam to become a witch?
  Fatima's son: You can do that?
• About a woman wearing a niqab:
  Amaar: She's a Muslim who's come here to pray. Outside chance, she's a ninja.