- The Kings' advisor Tu, showing Kull several candidates for his bride/Queen.Tu: You see, m'lord, every noble has brought the prize of his house. Fanara, from the House of Balin. As pure as virgin snow.Kull: (looks closely at her) We've met. (walks away) She's not that pure.Tu: Shhh.
- Sometimes it's not a good thing to have a Badass Pacifist on your team.Ascalante: I cannot take a man's life.Kull: Now you're telling me?
- Kull's reaction when he finds out his new bride is over one thousand years old.Kull: She said she was 19!