Funny / KroboProductions

• Snagglepenis:
  (Yakky Doodle is smoking.)
  Yakky Doodle: No smoking... ALLOWED... in the forest.
  (Beat) ...fuck. (Several rifles pop out of the bushes and start shooting at Yakky)
  Yakky Doodle: Heeey! Don't shoot! I'm not smoking!
  LIAR
  • Later:
    Snagglepuss: Good mornin' day! I'm gay! An onion!
  • Snagglepuss singing "Iron Man".
  • Also:
    Yakky Doodle: I just love MASSACHUSETS!
    Snagglepuss: I begs to differ. I'm a motherfucker!
  • "This, is a duck! This, is a nigga! Of which you are one!"
  • Snagglepuss getting assassinated by a Park Ranger at the end of the short-
    Snagglepuss: Sheepskins, Snakeskins!
    Ranger: Now's my cue to come from nowhere, with a shotgun, AND BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!
    (The ranger shoots Snagglepuss with the tiny disembodied head of George W. Bush, causing his head to explode into flames)

• Robotnik's Face is Politically Incorrect:
  Sonic: I feel the need for Robotnik's penis! (runs off)
  (Tails eats his dust)
  
  Robotnik: I'm on the brink of incest! YOU FAIL!
  Sonic: Gay guys like [Captain Rescue] eat penis for lunch.
  Robotnik: YER A FAGGOT!
  Sonic: SEX.

• King Dedede Inhales a Negative Ion.
  Customer Service Guy: How can I help you, King Dedededededededede?
  Dedede: I need a monster to clobber me!
  Customer Service Guy: That's what we do best at N.M.N.M.N.M.Dede.M.E.
  I. Pulled. Up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
  Dedede: I need a monster that can put out a fire.
  Customer Service Guy: Fuck you, King Dedede.

  Meta Knight: Suck up dis torch!

• Captain Rescue Gets His Cutie Mark
  Tails: Look, Sonic! There's a big black cloud over Ponyville!
  Sonic: Tails, Tails! I feel the need for Pinkie Pie!
  
  Captain Rescue: I saw ponies on TV, Sonic, and I fucking loved it!
  
  Robotnik: (showing off his force field) Matt Damon! No one can penetrate it! No one can damage it! (force field breaks) Dammit!
  
  Robotnik: Sonic! You're Justin Bieber!
  Sonic: (with Justin Bieber's head) Uh-oh!

• Friendship is Magnets is pretty much a laugh riot from the off
  Narrator: Once upon a time, in the magical land of GERMANY... there were two regal sisters (Tia and Tamara Mowry appear very briefly) who ruled together and harmed all the land. To do this, the eldest used RELISH, the younger, brought out MUSTARD. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their KETCHUP.
  • "Because Gary Oak?"
  • "It's- it's so... (pause) CUTE!" "Well, it is Tim Allen!"
  • "The smallest peep could cause a huge cockslide!"
  • When the Mane Six argue with Fluttershy:
    Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! You have a wonderful talent dealing with all sorts of animals!
    Fluttershy: No you.
    Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! We've seen you walk right up to a whore like it was nothing!
    Fluttershy: No you.
    Pinkie Pie: A bike is a dragon! You're not a dragon!
  • Later on we get pretty much the mother of all jokes, most likely aimed at the Furry Fandom. ^note Bad Dragon is a retailer of sex toys, almost all of them styled after the genitals of real animals or fantasy ones and marketed generally towards furries into the yiff subculture.
    Fluttershy: You're not a bad dragon, you just need a Bad Dragon. Now go pack your things. You just need a Bad Dragon, that's all.
  • This:
    Spike: (to Angel Bunny) How does Fluttershy put up with all you furries!?
    Twilight: Spike, take a hike!
  • "Dear Princess Celestia: I am Twilight Sparkle." "Twa-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
  • "That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is tomorrow! It's a paradox!"
  • "My dearest and most faithful student, Twilight: you suck!"
  • Mayor: "Holy SHIT! Seize her!"
    • "Stand back, you IDIOTS!"
  • Pinkie Pie's song:
    Pinkie Pie: When I was a little GIRL and my face was going dowwwwwwwwn, my PENIS would always make God frowwwwwwwn! I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I pillow, But GAY Grammy said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all! He said "Pinkie, you got you— you you got you you you got you you you go- learn to ice your pillow. You'll see that they can't hurt you, you just laugh to make them die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa su-u-u-u-us!" *squeak*
  • And now for Bill Engvall! (music gets louder and louder until it reaches ear-blasting levels)

• Friendship is Gic: What A Story Mark Crusaders.
  • The impromptu Marble Zone piano segment.
    Scootaloo: We fuck the fight, fuck the walk, fuck the talk, eat the, uh, cock?
  • The parody commercials. "Hi, Billy Mays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle! Here's how to order!" "Enjoy elephants again."
  • Pinkie Pie's other song:
    Bakin' these treats is such a bitch
    Add a teaspoon of Godzilla!
  • Sweetie Belle responding to every yes/no question with "NO!".
    Scootaloo: Wow, that's so awesome! Did you just come up with that now?
    Sweetie Belle: NO!
    Scootaloo: Thanks.
  • "Dear Princess Celestia: Today, I learned something."
  • The intro misnaming the mane characters:
    • Tim Allen as Rainbow Dish
    • Steven Page as Pinkamena Diane Pie
    • Some other idiot as Rarity
    • John Madden as Applejake
    • Larry Green as Fluttershibby
    • Matt Paxton as Twillit Blend
    • Jim Gaffigan as Spoke
    • Jewish kittens as Incestia
  • The intro theme is "I'll Be There for You" by The Remembrandts (better known as the opening theme to Friends), but edited to sound more... sexual.
    So no one told you life was gonna be this gay.
    It's like you're always stuck in gay sex.
    Your mother warned you there'd be incest.
    I will buttfuck you, when the rain starts to fall.
    I'll be gay for you...
  • Before the intro, there's this moment...
    Apple Bloom: What are we looking at?
    Applejack: My private parts!
    (through Applejack's hind legs, the CMC can be seen flatly staring at her crotch)
    Applejack: ...well, don't thank me all at once.

• Friendship Is Gic: Pinkie Pie tlt uolliaC
  Guy: Here's my device. [draws a penis] Let's say that this is my hard DICK. Now remember, this could be either a DICK or a COCK or a PENIS.
  • Spike: (sentence mixed) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  • This.
    Applejack: So, all you have to do is make a DICK, and LICK IT?
    Rarity: Oh-oh-oh-oh A-a-a-a-ple-le-le-ja-a-a-a-ack, you make me hard!
  • (Art of the Dress starts up)
    Rarity: Sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex! (song ends)
  • And this:
    Rarity: Please, Diamond Dogs... please let me go!
    Diamond Dog: Hmmm... nah.
    Rarity: But whatever do you want from me?
    Diamond Dog: Your precious little PUSSY!
    Rarity: Oh! Is that all?
    Diamond Dog: NO! Suck my dick!
    Rarity: Dick.
    Diamond Dog: Yes, we said dick! Suck them all!
    Rarity: But I thought you wanted to FUCK me?
  • "Scaled-Down Horses That I Am Entitled To".
  • "It's not acceptable to call me an Ewok."
  • The rendition of the theme:
    Twilight: I used to wonder what the fuck friendship was / Until you French-kissed me
    Rainbow: Big ad-" (cue the syllable "vent" several times, to the tune of The Magic School Bus theme)
    Rarity: A beautiful fart
    Applejack: Faithful and str—
    Deana Carter:♪ —awberry wiiiiiine~♪
  • This:
    Gilda: Come on, Rainbow Dash, I said sex!
  • Later:
  Rainbow Dash: If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go fuck yourself! [As the screen turns red, zooms in on Gilda, and starts shaking] You're not upset, are you?
  • And:
    Twilight Sparkle: Dearest Princess Celestia: Today I learned that it's impossible to control your own behavior. Your faithful student, Twi-(cuts to credits)
  • We get Bear in the Big Blue House to sing the finale.
    Bear: Luna, do you have time to sing our goodbye song?
    Princess Luna: Always, Bear.
    Hey this was really fucking gay!
    We hope you liked it too!
    Semen. But hey, I say, buttsex is okay.
    Cause we'll fuck you very soos I know!
    Very soos I know!
    The moon, the bear and your bare ass
    will be fucking you today,
    fucking you Tuesday,
    fucking you Wednesday.

• Carlton's Face Triggers Epilepsys
  • "I can't do this anymore. Lul lul lul lul! Shut up, Will."
    Geoffrey: Arse!
  • "Vivian, I wawa, I wanna have sex!"
    • "I'm fine, Philip, fuck you."
  • "You- you- you- you- you've all met our butler, Gjaedgj."
  • "You hate me, don't you." (Everyone except two in the room puts on Uncle Phil's disapproving face)
  • "Oh my God, I think my dick broke!"
  • When Will and Uncle Phil enter the elevator, an audience member laughs non-stop until the doors close. After a moment of silence, he gives one last laugh.
  • Uncle Phil confronts a man wearing his face as a mask.
    Uncle Phil: "Excuse me, sir, would you mind putting out that FACE?"
    Man: *Takes off the mask* "Yes." *Puts it on again*
    Uncle Phil: "Fuck you."
  • Geoffrey somehow destroying a bell with a mallet without the mallet making contact.
  • "Do you think my family's ever gonna come back?" "Tit." *Cue the Warner Bros. Television logo ending the video*

• The Fesh Pince of Blair
  • "Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom."
    • "I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said WISCONSIN!"
  • "Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?"
  • "Would you make me a sandwich?"
    Carlton: Gee, dad, why don't you just make me a sandwich?
    Phil: I did it.
    (a sandwich appears in Carlton's hand)
    Phil: Sex.
    • "No!"
      Carlton: 'Not available'? Perhaps you should let George kNOw that, as Carlton, I'm in a position to scratch his bush if he'll scratch mine, capisce? [Beat] HellO?
  • "Well, I think you're being really unreasonable."
    Vivian: Well, tough shit, I don't care.
  • Uncle Phil reads a leaflet from Judge Robertson:
    Uncle Phil: "Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his banks."
    Carlton: But, dad, aren't some of those banks?
    Uncle Phil: [glares at Carlton with multiple heads]
    Will: [looks at the camera]
    Vivian: Carlton, honey, they're all lulz.
  • "Let me tell you a little story"
    Phil: Oh no...
    Will: Now this is a story all about this young boy that lived in Philly, right? And he was the prettiest boy you'd ever seen in your life. And right next to him lived this filthy McRotten dude. And he wanted his body, right? So one day the dude was about to get it on, right? The young boy said "No, you can't be my boyfriend". So the nasty dude snatched off into his ass and came out his dick. And do you know why?
    Vivian: No!
    Will: Because the nasty dude had a two-headed cock!
    Phil: Hmm... So, this story is about you. Isn't it, Will?
    (Beat)
    Will: That's right, Uncle Phil.
  • "Uncle Phil, you got to kick that man's BUTT."
    • "Oh, he like beggin' you, like 'Ooh, Philip Banks, kick my butt!'"
    • "Phillip Banks, yooooou should kick my butt."
    • "It goes against everything I stand for!"
      Will: What's your p-p-p-POINT?!
  • "With over 9000 percent of the districts reporting, Judge Robertson has overwhelmingly defeated the district's reporting."
  • "On a brighter note, I see you brought your lovely family with you. Including your daughter, KFC." (to Phil's daughter) "Your father sucks! So, tell me, are you free for dinner tonight?"
    • "My father just got an erection!" (Uncle Phil grins) "Ouch."
  • "There goes Philip Banks! The biggest ass that ever lived. What a douche."
    Will: Man, you can drop deaaaaad.
    Robertson: (drops dead)
    • "Oh my god. He's God." HAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAAAAH.
  • "How you doin' baby?"
    Will: I just feel so guilty, Aunt Viv.
    Vivian: I don't care.
    Will: I know, Aunt Viv.
  • "Yeah, Carlton Banks. That's 'B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S'. No 'E'."
  • "Carlton, man, I am not a KILLER! *BANG!*"
  • "I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Carlton. Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be Phillips."
    Phil: What can you say about Carlton? ...He was Carlton. At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton to come up here and share it with us.
    (Mrs. Robertson walks up to Phil's podium)
    Mrs. Robertson: Sex.
    (A man applauds briefly in a forward-reverse effect.)
    Will: Did he not feel paaAAAIIIN when he was huuuUUUURT? I mean- I mean- I mean- I mean- did he not shit? Did he not dreerj? He was only human, but yes, he was CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. And I fail to believe that the world can profit from a man's dick. Each and every one of you should be really ashamed of yourselves!
    Man: And who are you?
    Will: I'm The Dude.
    (The man begins applauding, until his applause speeds up and starts to sound like popcorn popping. The audience applauds in return.)
  • Upon seeing that Will is upset, Cartlon, Hilary and Ashley decide to attack him.
    Carlton: (attacks Will with energy blasts) SHISH SHISH SHISH SHISH (charges up and unleashes an explosive blast) SHIIIGIIISH!
    Will: (upset; high pitched) WAAAyaaaYAAAyaaaYAOW WAheowyeoow ow EEEeeeEEE...!? I WAS MINDIN' MY DAMN BUSINESS, EATIN' SOME DAMN FRUIT! (Will's body spasms; the duck jar is shot, prompting laughter from the Duck Hunt dog) HAAwoowwaAAWWOWoow! I WAS MINDIN' MY DEE DEE DEEEE DEE DEE MY DEE DEE DEEE DE DE MY DEE DEE DEEEEE DEE DEE DAMN FRUIT! (leaves; quietly) hooooooo.
  • "I'm gonna zip my pants up." "Dad, how could you say—" "NUMBERS! NUMBERS! NUMBERS!"
  • "To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and.... chicken an' winnigish! See, it's like... I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!"
  • (raises hand) "Faggot!"
  • "Let me tell you boys somethin' about women. Nevavevavevav. NeVAvevaveVAv."
    • "Let me tell you boys somethin' about women. "Somethin' about women." "
    • "Women is a trip, Uncle Funcle!"
    • "Your first short story and your first short story in the same room."
  • "I was planning to use that money on pot."
    Geoffrey: Now if you'll excuuuuse me, I'm going to enjoy the one thing you can't swindle from me. [walks towards the living room]
    Carlton: Uh hey G, would you make me a sandwich?
    [Geoffrey walks back]
    Geoffrey: No!
  • "Ha ha, and, might I add - HAH"
  • Will and Carlton watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, with Geoffrey holding an Applejack toy when they ask if he likes ponies.
    Phil: What!? Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?!
    Carlton: I know I am, dad. (cue dance beat)
  • "Geoffrey, would you make me a sandwich?"
    Geoffrey: (wheezes) Yes!
    (tries to strangle Carlton)
    Geoffrey: DIE!!!
  • Uncle Phil blowing his top:
    Uncle Phil: YOU DID WHAT?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS MOM-OM-OM-OM?! What you did was not only humiliating... [makes hand gestures] (to Will, calmly) If you were me... what would you do?
    Will: A Pizza Hut inna Garage?
    Uncle Phil: AHAHAHAHA! I like that, you go... [mimics driving a car] LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREERF! YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY... [continues ad nauseam, with each "AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY" ascending in pitch]
    Will: Y'know... really, I don't mind the yelling... but did he have to sp-sp-sp-sp-spiips?
  • In the restaurant with Will and Carlton:
    Maitre'd: Whouououo are you?
    Will: Whouououo am I? I'M A BLACK MAN WITH A SHORT BLACK MAN!
  • This part:
    Will: This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO!
    Carlton: I wanna grow! [grows for a second] ...woah!
    Geoffrey: You two are reeaaallllyyyyylllllaeeee-!

• The Fesh Pince of Blair 2: Uncle Phill Yiffs in Heaven Again
  • Will and Uncle Phil watching Fesh Pince, only for Krobo's original channel to be taken down by YouTube.
    Phil: "WHAT?! Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back!!"
  • Uncle Phil molesting Will:
    Phil: I need to think a long, long time about just what I'm going to do to you in the middle of the night.
    Carlton, off-screen: What are you gonna do, dad?
    Phil: *grabs Will's chest for a second, grinning at him before raising from the couch laughing*
    • "Then he slapped me with his penis!"
  • "Okay, I think you know who you're talking to. I'm Carlton. Carlton Banks you're talking to. Carlton. It's Carlton Carlton Carlton Carlton Carlton..."(Will and Carlton get thrown back in jail)
  • "Yo man, you ever feel like this?" *slaps Carlton upside the head* "All the time." *sports a cocky grin*
  • "You see that dude over there?" "Is he a cop?" "He's my father." "So is he a cop?"
  • "Wow, fourteen years. You must feel emotions."
  • "I guess we said some things we didn't mean." "Oh, I meant what I said. I'm having a heart attack." (Bowser laughs as screen fades out) "Oh! Oh, oh, oh!"
  • Uncle Phil goes to Heaven. What does he see? Heavenly stairs leading up to a crucified Gumby, posted in-between a screen showing The Fesh Pince of Blair on the left and a chicken on the word "Winnigish" on the right.
    Will: To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and Chicken an' Winnigish!"
  • Uncle Phil dying, then this happens:
    "I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Philip Banks. Saying a few words on the behalf of the departed will be Philip Banks."
    "What can you say about Philip Banks?" (Audience looks blank) "What the heck can you say about Philip Banks?!...Okay somebody bury this.
  • "For four years I treated that boy like my own son. Whatever he needed, whether it was pants or chicken, I was there for him!"
  • "When Will was a baby, I was scared of babies."
  • Uncle Phil explaining to Lou that his son isn't a series of objects:
    Phil: Will is not a coat! Will is not a closet!
    Lou: You get off my back! You are not my mother! You know what I'm saying?
    Phil: Bull. Bull! Will is not a BOWL!
  • Lou leaves his son, returns after a short while, then immediately leaves again. Uncle Phil laughs in the background.
    Will: Daddy-o!
    Lou: Ain't got time. (walks out)
    Phil: Oh, I knew this was gonna happen. (laughs heartily)
    Will: (sadly) Ha ha. (Audience bursts into laughter)
    Ashley: It's not funny!
  • *discussing Uncle Phil's weight* "It's not funny! I'm worried about you, fatty, I love you!"
  • THREE YEARS LATER
  • This is a black thing, isn't it?
  • The hospital scene:
    Carlton: Would you make me a sandwich?
    Will: No.
    Carlton: (Flips Will's tray, walks towards the door) No more hugs, Will.
    Will: You owe me!
    Carlton: Oh, okay. (Walks back over to Will and hugs him)
    (Cue the sound of a gun)
    Will: What is that?
    Carlton: It's a gun.
    (Will repeatedly pats Carlton on the back)
    Will: You carrying a gun? What do you think you're gon-
    Carlton: Make me a sandwich?
    Will: Carlton, are you out of your mind man?
    Carlton: I'm gonna start making some rules.
    (Screen goes black; two gunshots are heard)
    Carlton: You're dead, Will.
    (Scene fades back in on Will, now apparently dead with a gunshot wound to the chest... cue the Popeye title screen)
  • "YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS!"
  • "Damn, man. It's so hot out there, the 'Uh-huh Girls' just went UUUUUUUU."
  • Provocative Images of Swedish Meatballs
  • "If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How could he be so cruel house?"
  • "Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son?"
  • After this, Carlton promptly turns into Lucas amid his whimpers.
  • "That's the way you want it?" "Ointments."
  • Will phones home after being released from jail:
    Geoffrey: (Picks up phone, deep voice) Children. (Two noises)
    Will: Uh, this is Will, man-
    Geoffrey: (Cuts him off by making a mocking-like noise) Die a violent death. (Hangs up)
  • "You sell fish."

• The Fesh Pince of Blair 3: Return of the Breffmints (Part 1)
  • After Uncle Phil kills himself flying into the sun:
    Will: Woah woah woah, Uncle Phil-
    Phil: No "buts," Will!
    ''Will:" Nah, you know what Uncle Phil?...BUT!!!
    (Audience gasps)
    (Phil sucker punches Will in the face)
  • "That's a nice ass hat."
    Will: You're gonna be alright, Uncle Phil.
    Phil: I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
    Will: Hey, my uncle can't breathe!
    Paramedic: Because you're leaning on his asshole.
    Phil: I can't breathe! Can't brererererere—
    Will: Hey, my uncle can't breathe!
    Paramedic: Good, because you are an asshole.
  • "Every glass of Tropicana orange juice is 100% pee. Delicious penis juice. Tropicana. Sip your piss™."
  • "Pardon me while I go die."^note Come on!
  • Super Carlton saves Will from being shot by a robber and poses dramatically… allowing the mugger to just shoot Will in the face over Carlton's shoulder.
  • Will's utter Freak Out when his girlfriend eats his breffmints. "You can consider our friendship over. You're no longer welcome in this house, and I'd appreciate it if you just got the hell outta my house!"
    Kathleen: I thought you liked me!
    Will: Yes, I did, 'til you ate all my breffmints, idiot! You know what? Let's kill each other. Come on! (stabs Kathleen with a knife)
    Kathleen: Ow. You are so rude!
    Will: Me?! You ate all my breffmints!
    Kathleen: Mention those breffmints one more time, I'm gonna screaercs!
    Will: (impales Kathleen with a katana) Breffmints.
    Kathleen: SCREAERCS!
  • Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv have sex so hard that it causes an earthquake right in the middle of the kitchen (and right in front of their family). But then…
    Phil: (freezes after a loud crack) Oh my God, I think my dick broke!
    Will:(walks backwards into the room, closing the doors upon entry) WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK?! YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!
    • After this, the family, plus Geoffrey, proceeds to gang up on and mock Phil to the point he starts crying, which Carlton responds to by kicking him over. Phil proceeds to retaliate by turning his attention to his son, so to speak.
  • Uncle Phil violently throws baby Carlton out of the house for crying. In response, Will calls for a policeman, who promptly materializes into the scene, and tells him to arrest Uncle Phil for eating his breffmints. This is apparently enough to land Phil in jail, alongside Will himself.
  • "Carlton, you're Carlton."
    • "And you're Henry Furth."
  • "Milk. It's legal."
  • "I think Heaven is this wonderful place where all the people are tables, and Hell is this terrible place where all the tables are people."
  • The Carlton class.
    Will: Yo, Carlton, wassup man, whatchu workin' on?
    Carlton: An assignment for Carlton class. I'm supposed to imagine Carlton.
    Will: You are Carlton!
    Carlton: And if this is at all consistent, my wife's gonna be Carlton, too.
    Will: Oh, your wife, Mrs. Carlton.
    • "Before we begin the class, I must speak about the atrocious defiling of my ass."
      Dr. Oates: So if any of you may know—
      Carlton: He did it! (points at Will)
      Dr. Oates: Smims! (pulls out a shotgun)
      Will: (Screams Like a Little Girl)
      (Dr. Oates shoots Will, only for Henry Furth to show up dressed like Superman and block the bullet)
      Henry Furth: What's going on here? I'm Super Henry Furth!
      (uses heat vision to vaporize the head of Dr. Oates)

• The Nutritious Chronicles of Celeryjack
  Twilight Sparkle: A pony whose contributions to-
  Rainbow Dash: Did you see Applejack out there? What an ass!
  Twilight Sparkle: Exactly! And-
  Pinkie Pie: Ya gonna eat that!?
  Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack?
  Pinkie Pie: (blinks, Beat) Fuck you!
  • This part:
    Twilight: [sighs, annoyed] That pony is a fuel!
    Voice: Augh!
    Twilight: [Turns her head] No offense.
    [Camera pulls back, reveals Antoine beside Twilight]
    Antoine: I am not a fuel, YOU are ze fuel!
  • "~I believe I can FLAALF!~"
  • This part:
    Twilight: Oh good, yuri. I'm going to fuck you, and I'm not taking no for an answer.
    Applejack: Okay, Twilight.
    Twilight: I am not taking "Okay, Twilight" for an answer.
    Applejack: Yes, PLEASE, Twilight!
  • "Dear Princess Celestia, my friend Applejack is a BITCH. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
• Freddy Ruins Sam's Life
  Freddy: Suck my cock!
  (Sam vomits up her chips, then eats the vomit.)
  Carly: Okay, but doesn't it bug-
  Freddy: NO JOKES, PUCKETT: THIS IS SERIOUS CHIZZ!
  Carly: Okay, but doesn't it bug you that your mom and Lewbert are practically dating?
  Freddy: They're not dating.
  Carly: Okay, but doesn't it bug you that your mom and-
  Freddy: They're not dating, idiot.
  Sam: (to Freddy) You know, your mom was right: you really should wear a belt.
  Freddy: Why?
  Sam: So people can't do this.
  (Sam gives Freddy a blowjob.)
  
  Lewbert: Fuck my butt! Here's a fork!
  (Carly fucks Lewbert's butt using the fork.)
  Lewbert: HARDER! HARDER! AGAIN NIAGA! Oh... Thank you, Marissaram.
  Marissa: Please, call me Marissaram. It's French: it mean penis-suckle.
  Lewbert: Here's a fuzzy fork! (holds red plastic fork as "Karma Chameleon" plays)
  • "Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee!"
  • "Anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee suckiness!"

• John Goodman Breaks
  • Just how Krobo makes John make random noises.
  • "Quiet, Dan, you'll attract niggers."
  • "OW, YOU'RE HURTING ME. YOU'RE HURTING ME"
  • "Dan, is the dick clean or dirty?" [Dan turns and dances to the Ice Cap snowboarding music.] "Dirty."

• Superior Smash Siblings
  • The excessive focus on Bowser, as if his inclusion is new and exciting.
  • Sakurai: Konninnonninnonninnonninnonninnonni
    Translation: Hello. I'm Super Smash Brother, from Super Smash Brothers.
  • The German introducing Hitler at a rally.
    German: (translated) Sup guys. Here's Hitler and stuff. [He spontaneously phases out of existence, as Hitler walks up to the microphone.]

• How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah (and subsequently returned it)
  • The image of the Cat in the Hat from the "Cat in the Hat Productions" logo being replaced with him shouting "EGGS! EGGS!"^note From his introduction of the Green Eggs & Ham segment of Dr. Seuss on the Loose
    Cat in the Hat: EEGS!
  • Narrator: But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his penis was too small.
  • Narrator: He knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian-y.
    The Grirch: Bananas.
    Narrator: Snuns, snuns, snuns—
    "You're a bad banana!"
  • "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- [noise] Thread by thread, stitching it together~"
  • The Know Your Meme page to the above, which reads:
    Mr. Grirch
    Part of a series on Hating Jews
    Edited 3 days ago by the Jews
    Added 4 days ago by Dr. SUS
    About
    The Grirch is a nice guy created by Canadian God IN SPACE. He hates Jews and Jew-like entities.
    History
    In the beginning there was Dike. Through this Dike we discovered Kike. It was then, AND ONLY THEN, that we could create a breakfast cereal with a perfect mixture of chocolate crunchiness and marshmallow-y goodness that's a part of this balanced breakfast.
  • Grirch: I will fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.
    Narrator: No one ask why.
    Little girl: Why?
    Narrator: He turned around and he saw a small Jew. Diddly Diddly Doo Jew, who was no more than— NINE AND A HALF. She stared at the Grirch and said... [odd static noise]
    Grirch: Yom, yom, yom, sweet little tot! I must— Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.
    Deedly Deedly Doo Jew: Wow.
  • "Your brain is full of Spain. You've got Spain in your brain, Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders. You've got thirty-NINE AND A HALF spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. [Musical sting] You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch.
    [Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"] You're a Jew? [The Grirch turns angrily at the camera as a Scare Chord plays] NEIN-NEIN-NEIN-NEIN-AND-A-HALF [The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]
    Narrator: The Grirch is not a Jew!

• The Facial Hair Fiasco
  • The entire scene with Handicapped Grandpa Weekly. Immediately followed with:
    Elderly Lady: Oh dear, I'm old. Penis.
  • "If we don't get this mustache cream soon, everything's gonna be just fine."
  • Pizza Steve ordering all black people to leave the store - followed by a male's restroom figure and a smiling stock photo of a black family floating out of the front of Mart Mart to somber music.
    • Before that, Pizza Steve shouts "MOVE IT PIECE OF SHIT!" at a store employee.
  • The ending, taking "Aoi No Uta" and sentence mixing it.
    Go eat Taco Bell, la le lu
    It's good, shimasu
  • A lot of comments went along the lines of "Why did you upload an entirely unedited episode of Uncle Grandpa?"

• Green Eggs and Eggs
  • "Do you like green eggs and EGGS?"
  • "Would you fuck a goat?" "Yes."
  • When the guy finally tries the food.
    Man: Mmm... Nasty!
    Sam-I-Am: YES! Ha-ha! I win! I'm the winner! Go call your mom and talk to her for four hours! I'm gonna play Xbox!
  • "I would like to fuck you in the ass."
  • When Sam-I-Am asks his friend if he wants a house, they (and Luigi) engage in a friend/buddy/guy argument.
  • "Do you like green–?" "FUCK YOU!"

• Yogi Bear tlt uolliaC
  • Yogi leaving for the circus.
    Yogi: !eyb-eyB !ooB-ooB ,eyb-eyB
    Boo-Boo: My name's Boo-Boo.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger: Bullshit.
  • Yogi finds trouble when looking for Cindy.
    Yogi: Oh, Cindy...! Oh...uh-oh, a gorilla!
    Yogi: It came like a...a ekil emac tI (handstands)
    Cindy: Oh, Yogi. That's silly stuff. Goodbye!
    Yogi: (still handstanding) It wasn't silly when you sucked my dick!
  • This exchange after the Ringmaster whips Yogi:
    Ringmaster: "That's lesson two; obesity!"
    Yogi: "That one I'll remember, Sir!"
  • This exchange:
    Ringmaster: "That's it, Yogi! Back and forth with a chair!"
    Yogi: "What chair?"
  • The Lion biting Yogi's head off, as well as the in-universe reaction to it.
    Boo-Boo: "I'll miss Yogi, he's my best friend."

• Steven Jewniverse
  • "Ah, you're not fun anymore! This is why we never fuck anymore!"
  • The entire song about Steven's desire to see a woman's vagina.
  • Meta bit of funny: Since Steven dies at the end of the poop, one user asked Dikekike if he ever actually did see a vagina. His response:
    Before he died his entire life flashed before his eyes, which included the moment he came out of his mom's vagina. So yes.

• Snively Needs 6 Cotter Pins to Enchant His Belt
  • "Little news bulletin, Robotnik! Read the old lips; 'Fuck you, cocksucker!'"
  • This exchange:
    Bunnie: "Sally, did y'all figure out why these silly throwin' arms keep breakin'?"
    Sally: "Yes!"
    Rotor: "Uh-huh."
    Sally and Rotor: "The cock!"
    Rotor: "They're made of wood!"
    Sally: "So, when we increase our pussy weight, they break!"
    Rotor: "They're made of wood!"
  • "Antoine, out here, the only royalty is Mother Fucker."
  • Sally playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
    Sally: "This is not a game, Sonic!"
  • Sonic showing Tails a picture of John Goodman, followed by this exchange:
    Tails: "You miss Uncle Chuck?"
    Sonic: "I don't know."
  • This gem during the closing credits:
    Singers: Look out, when he storms through, Sonic the naked hedgehog! Aaaah!"

• Five Nights at a Pizza Hut in the Garage
  • Shrek stalking his way through the pizzeria in general. Once he enters the office, the guard puts a finger to his lips... before he gets blasted away by Godzilla (still in the lingere from earlier) holding a sign up saying "YOU HUSSY!"
  • The guard manages to punch Bonnie away from the door.
  • The night guard seeing Foxy run down the hall, and flipping the camera down... just for Foxy to run through the room and slam into the right door. He says "Owie owie!" repeatedly after this.
  • When checking the restroom camera, the guard hears Godzilla's roar followed by a toilet flush... then Godzilla comes out of the girl's bathroom holding a sign that reads "I DIDN'T WASH MY HANDS."
  • The Old Spice Guy appearing out of nowhere, saying that a new razor is so amazing it will shave off your face, then breaking into a scream before getting cutoff by the 6 AM chime.
  • NOTICE OF TERMINATION (you're fired). REASON: Tampering with the Ogre. Funnier seeing as the night guard's head was blown off prior.

• Steven Jewniverse Twoniverse
  • "Steven! And Chris-Chan! And Satan! and Mustard! And the Stevens! And Steven!"

• Friendship is Gic 3: Revenge of the First One
  • The Warrant cameo.
    Warrant: "She's my Pinkie Pie! Shit on your face! Ten miles why'd! Taste so good, make a grown man cry - sweet Pinkie Pie!"
    (The riff continues to heighten in pitch as the drummer goes insane.)
  • "I'm totally Muslim!"
  • The Mane Six have a conversation with Princess Celestia:
    Twilight Sparkle: "We came as fast as we could!"
    Celestia: "Thank you. Sssss. Fuck you all." (Beat) "Discord. After discovering the Elephants of Harmony, my sister and I combined our powers and rubbed his penis, turning his to stone. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uhh."
    Rainbow Dash: "Alright, incest!"
    Celestia: "Stop Discord before he thrusts all of us with his penis."
    Twilight Sparkle: "We'd be honored to use the Elephants of Harmony again."
    Celestia: (inserts horn into wall hole, starting up a laugh track in the process)
  • The Mane Six go to the hospital...
    Applejack: "Can you believe the new baby is here?"
    Twilight Sparkle: "Nope."
    Rarity: "I wonder if it's a baby."
    Twilight Sparkle: "Nope."
  • "Dear Princess Celestia, this week, my very talented friend, Rarity, learned that if you try to fuck a horse in the mouth, you oftentimes end up pleasing yourself."
  • Cock Pockets: resistably H!
  • The entire Dr. Phil bit. Just... all of it.
    Dr. Phil: "Okay. Well, I'm here with Rick and Denise." (growls) "Mother-in-law's here. How do you feel about your son-in-law here?"
    Mother-in-law: "Well, when I first met Rick..."
    Dr. Phil: "I do like men, and he is definitely one of them. Excited about that?"
    Rick: "No."
    Dr. Phil: "You do what I want, when I want."
    Rick: "Yes."
    Dr. Phil: "Just go kill yourself on many occasions, you pathetic whore."
    Rick: "Exactly-"
    Dr. Phil: (to Denise) "Are you taken, you whore?"
    Denise: "No. No."
    Dr. Phil: "I just don't think you're being genuine with me! I programmed myself to rage rather than to cry. Instead of crying, anger is just easier, you pathetic crackhead whore. I hope you get fat. I am done. I am done. I am done with everyone. [bleep] everyone. We'll be right back."
  • The Winter Wrap-up parody:
  Rainbow Dash: "Three months of penis and awesome dicks."
  Pinkie Pie: "We've kept semen off our hoofsies."
  Applejack: "But the penis we've stored in our tiny ass is very hard."
  Rarity: "And this one's gay."
  • "Don't worry everyone! I've learned everything!"
  • "Fuck the police!"
  • And now it's time for silly songs with Pinkie.
    Pinkie Pie: "I'd hide under my wallet from bisexuals I saw, but Gramma said to deal with it. She said, 'shut the fuck up, Pinkie. Go away.' LOL."
    Announcer: "And now, here's Bill Engvall!"
  • "This is you!" "Celery! Celery! Celery! Celery!"
  • "I'm over 72, and I feel 77!"
  • "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the BELLS."
  • The scene where Fluttershy rapes the bear. Especially the Call-Back to Pinkie Pie tlt uolliaC...
    Bear: (turns into Bear in the Big Blue House) But hey, I say, butt sex is okay.

• Steven Jewniverse 3: Threeven Jewniverse
  • "I've got bad news everyone. I'm Steven.""
  • "That day, Garnet learned a valuable lesson: there was no God, and there was Steven."
  • Steven converting from Judaism to Christianity because Jesus told him he's going to Hell.
    Announcer: "And then came Jesus."
    Steven: (Gasps)
    Jesus: "Go to hell, Steven."
    (Jesus punches Steven in the face and he falls to Hell)