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2021 Waifus
Revy
- When Revy's onscreen, the two hosts are terrified of her robbing them.Dai: (nervously) Welcome! Heh, welcome. Well, tonight we have uh, a special guest for you! Straight from Black Lagoon, it's the Gun Queen herself. The Fire Runapore, The Two-Gun Genocide, Revy! Please clap. Please! Please clap.Revy: Clap or I'll freaking kill ya!Kakyoin: Isn't she wonderful? (whispers) Where did you get her? She's going to rob us!Kakyoin: Of course you can. We love you, and your guns. You're wonderful! (mutters) Wonderfully terrifying.Revy: Hah! Finally, some simp cuck who gets it.Kakyoin: I don't like any of those words.
- When Kakyoin reveals he has a hundred thousand dollars on him to Revy, she unloads a magazine on him, reloads, and unloads another round for a total of 14 shots!
- The reason that he has that much money on him? It's because he doesn't trust banks.
- After killing Kakyoin, Revy frames and kills DIO for it, who's trying to peacefully eat a cheeseburger.
- After killing DIO, claiming to be exacting justice by murdering the murderer, Revy then tries to rob Dai.Dai: I don't have any money!Revy: You got YouTube money or whatever?Dai: Clearly you don't understand YouTube's monetization. Allow me to explain.Revy: Now, about your Patreon.
Asuka
- The argument between Asuka and Dai in the description.Asuka: Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion here! Here to talk about—Mr. Tomodachi, what are you doing?Asuka: But Mr. Tomodachi, the guest of the show usually writes the description!Dai: I don't care. It's bad enough you're in this episode. I wanted Misato but nooooo.Asuka: Mr. Tomodachi, don't you think it's weird arguing with me in the description box?
- Throughout the whole episode, it's very obvious how much the two host didn't want Asuka.Dai: Alright, I have a special guest for you today. One of the OG Waifus from Neon Genesis Evangelion.Kakyoin: Oh my God, you didn't!Dai: I did.Kakyoin: It's...Dai/Kakyoin: Asuka. / Rei- Oh.Asuka: Thanks for having me.Kakyoin: Okay, what the hell is this?Kakyoin: The Tsundere?Asuka: I can hear you, you know?!
- While Asuka is trying about her charity benefit for disabled children, Kakyoin and Dai keep interrupting her, thinking that she's trying to make it all about her, until they eventually end the episode.
Erza
- She arrives to talk about her new book: I'm just better than you. DEAL WITH IT: One woman'S Story to Succeed at being the beSt. Yes, the S's are meant to be captialized like that.Erza: All the S's are capitalized by the way because I am the best S Rank wizard. Oh, actually I'm the strongest because that has 2 S's.
- If you look carefully, on the side of the book is a sentence that says: "Youtube took the kids and the ads".
- It's eventually revealed that Erza's been doing the interview with the help of Wendy's cue cards. Unfortunately, during the interview, she's also been Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud.
- When Kakyoin kicks Wendy out, this causes Erza to have a Heroic BSoD without her help.Dai: I think you broke her.Kakyoin: Shit. Get the loli back in here.Dai: Did you ask for a loli?
Cirno
- Firstly, there's Dai introducing Cirno and it's easy to tell who wrote it.Dai: (flatly) A sparkling diamond shining like a star. A genius prodigy, always aiming for the top. The Amazing... Cirno.Cirno: I am not an idiot.Dai: No one called you an idiot.Cirno: You used the word "idiot". You're the idiot.Dai: (whispers) It's too much for me to ask. Fucking too much for me.
- When Cirno claims to be a genus, Kakyoin asks her to prove it by helping him program his VCR.Dai: That joke is older than both of your franchises combined.
- When asked to prove her genius intellect with one of her inventions, she uses her ice powers to make what she calls "Water-flavored Snow Cones".Kakyoin: Amazing. (Licks the "snow cone") Hoh, Spicy!Dai: Oh my god, this is just unflavored Ice!Kakyoin: Then why did it hurt my tongue?Cirno: The most magically genius of flavors.
- Circo's Know-Nothing Know-It-All attitude becomes too much for Dai and causes him to launch her. When Kakyoin get annoyed that he pushed his button, Dai launches him too with his button.
Isabelle
- The conversation between Dai and Kakyoin in the description reveals that the reason the latter invited Isabelle is because he wants to go through an episode without dying or getting emotionally traumatized.
- When Isabelle arrives on stage, her cuteness becomes too much for Dai and causes him to suffer from Cuteness Overload.Subtitles: (Here Lies Daitomodachi) (0-2021) (Cause of Death: Heart Attack from cuteness overload)
- While Isabelle is trying to be professional and talk about her new game, Kakyoin keeps fawning over her cuteness, much to her annoyance.Kakyoin: Speaking of games, can I dress you in cute outfits? You are just the most adorable little doggo ever yes you are.Isabelle: Uh sir? I'm not a dress-up doll. I'm a person and my name is Isabelle.Kakyoin: Aw, you hear that Dai? She thinks she's people. (Beat) Dai? (Beat) How are we supposed to have our banter if you're knocked out like that?Isabelle: Again... Every freaking interview.
- When Kakyoin won't stop talking down to her, she sicks her "Sweety Kins" on him. Who is this "Sweety Kins"? Doom Slayer.
- Isabelle and Doom Slayer holding hands in a flowery field while said flowers are being covered by Kakyoin's blood.
Kawakami
- With Emo occupied with his own adventures, Kakyoin and Dai have to do the ad block. When Kakyoin asks what happened to Chi-Chi, Dai starts panicking while the words "HE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S NO LONGER A SLUT" flies by in the background and decides to do the block himself.
- There's also Kakyoin constantly interrupting until Dai finally answers.
Dai: Play as any of the 4 jobs using a flexible upgrade system.Kakyoin: You know who's also flexible? CHI-CHI![...]Kakyoin: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL HAPPENED TO HER?![...]Kakyoin: Dai! I will freaking cancel you right now! RIGHT NOW IF YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CHI-CHI!(Beat as Dai shrugs and whispers in Kakyoin's ear)Dai: (whispers) ... no longer a slut.Kakyoin: (Beat) (Wail of crushed dreams.) - When Kawakami arrives to the show and Dai tells her to make herself comfortable, she immediately drops the "Becky" act, props her feet up on the table, and cracks open a can of beer.
- She reveals that the reason she's on the show is because Dai offered her a check and she really needs the money.Kawakami: Look man, I'm only in this for the money. You think I like wearing this outfit? The bottom rides up like a mofo! I have chafing that you wouldn't believe! (Lifts her foot up to Kakyoin's face)Kakyoin: (gags over her smelly foot) Oh god the smell. Ha-Have you ever wash them before?Kawakami: Of course I do, I just haven't washed these stockings in a while. Laundry costs money you know.Kakyoin: How are you this poor? You work as a teacher.(Beat)Kakyoin: OH yeah, you need all the money you can get.Kawakami: Ehehe~ The modern education system is shit.WOKE TAKE
- "Let us know if 2:38note made you really happy or really grossed out (I hope it's the latter)"
Azula
- This episode features the return of the "Bounce Counter".
- Dai parodying the Opening Narration from Avatar: The Last Airbender.Dai: Tiddies. Feet. Thighs. Ass. Long ago, the four fetishes lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
- When Kakyoin asks Azula why she's nearly naked (read: wearing just a swimsuit), she says that plans to use her body to enslave her enemies... that and she had just done a volleyball match before the interview.
- As Azula is explaining her plan, she starts accidentally saying the wrong things and Kakyoin points them out.Kakyoin: Um, you're going to rule the fire nation, how do you intend to rule?Azula: With a hot molten iron fist! A fist so hot and powerful that it crushes the weak cucks of the world such as yourself into the molten lube that will aid in my pleasure!Kakyoin: U-Uh wait... W-wai-wai-wai-wait you want me to lube you up?Azula: Uh no! That's not what I meant!Kakyoin: But what it sounds like you what you said...Azula: E-Uh.. Silence before your superior! I am the great Azula! You are nothing but a parasite in my magnificent royal aspects.Kakyoin: I'm a parasite on your royal ass crack?
- Kakyoin then says that he's more into her mother. Considering that this is Azula, she obviously responds to that by setting the set on fire while Kakyoin begs for mercy.Kakyoin: Yamete Azula-san! Yameteee! (sobs)
- Dai, who had been hiding outside of the building, just says that this is why he stays out of politics.
Toga
- The ad block:
- It starts with Kakyoin resting on Mt. Lady's boobs.Kakyoin: Ah~ what a beautiful day. Just me, my 10-foot tall waifunote . And today's sponsor Devil Book!
- While taking about Devil Book, he's seen bouncing on Mt. Lady's boobs like a trampoline.Kakyoin: You know you're jealous!
- As he's about to kiss her, it cuts back to him unconscious in the burning set as Dai complains about the situation.Dai: Ugh... Guess I have to reset everything again! What is this, the 8th time?
- It starts with Kakyoin resting on Mt. Lady's boobs.
- As Dai introduces Toga, terrified of her, Kakyoin complains that he wanted Mt. Lady but couldn't bring her on due to her size and Toga's popularity.Kakyoin: I wanted Mt. Lady, but no. You said she's too big and Crazy McBitchface here is the top waifu!Toga: Who's Crazy Mc...? Oh! You mean me huh? Really know how to make a fan feel welcome Kaky.Kakyoin: Oh, you're welcome! Welcome to leave! Hah! Nailed it. That told her.
- Toga reveals that she's a fan of him at the end of Part 3... when he has heavily bleeding out.
- When Toga says she'd love for him to ask her some questions, Kakyoin counters by saying that he'd like her to be "the hero with tits the size of Volkswagen Beetles", so neither of them are getting what they want.
- Before Toga can cut his dick off, he gets saved by Mt. Lady.Kakyoin: Mt. Lady! I knew you would save me!Mt. Lady: That's right, I'm here to crush evil!Kakyoin: (looks down on a flattened Toga) You sure did! Now what Mt. Lady?Mt. Lady: Come Kakyoin.Kakyoin: Already have!
- The two, with Kakyoin buckled up in her boobs, then fly off into space... only for it to be All Just a Dream.Toga: He's been like this for 10 minutes. Usually, I'm the crazy one. Is he okay?Dai: Yeeeaah, he does this sometimes.Toga: (Beat) Wanna draw a dick on his face?Dai: Hah! Nice. Already got the markers.
Dimitrescu
- For the third time, we have the return of the "Bounce Counter".
- Kakyoin is.. a bit excited about Dimitrescu appearing as he stands on a table and humps the air.Kakyoin: So um, mommy mil- (Dimitrescu smacks a chair out of the way) I mean, milf no- (Dimitrescu flips a table) No I mean uh, hmm, uh. [Beat] I want you to dominate me, giant monstrous mistress. THERE I SAID IT!Dimitrescu: Hahaha. Well, if that's all you want. I could just sit on you and crush you under my weight.Kakyoin: (Represnting 90% of Dimitrescus fans)Dai: (groans) We're going to get demonetized for this, aren't we?
- When the two hosts start adoring Dimitrescu, Kakyoin starts getting jealous.Kakyoin: Eye literal, giant milf?! Am I in heaven, Dai?Dai: No, she's real! By all the grace of the gods above she's real!Kakyoin: I saw her first!Dai: Pardon?Kakyoin: She's mine. (Gollum voice) We are inseparable. She's my precious, big titty, giant milf lady.Dai: I think we're losing him.Dimitrescu: It's quite alright, I have that effect on many little ones.
- When Dimitrescu calls Kakyoin her little pegchamp, he asks if she meant pogchamp. She says she means exactly what she meant and has a 16-inch strap on ready for him.Kakyoin: W-Well... I'll only do that if that would help the ratings.Dai: Oh-ho-ho our ratings would explode.Subtitles: (I can hear Chris McLean laughing in approval.)
- When Dimitrescu impales him with the strap on and causes him to explode, she's annoyed by this while Kakyoin just says it was Worth It.
Aqua
- In the description when Aqua introduces herself, Dai and Kakyoin bully her by pinching her until she cries.
- When Kakyoin calls Aqua a useless goddess, she insists that she isn't useless, she's just chooses not to be useful.
- After Kakyoin calls her out for being a Spoiled Brat and she threatens to smite him, he dares her to try. She then pulls out her gun.Kakyoin: Oh, that's just a gu- [BANG!]Aqua: What about you? Any complaints?Dai: Nope. I for one support a pantsless, gun-wielding goddess.
- Afterwards, Aqua twirls her gun around... only to shoot herself in "her best feature".Dai: Eh, I'm more of an ass man.Aqua: Ungh, well...my ass...is dying.Subtitles: [K.O]Dai: Huh, and nothing important was lost.
Lois
- The reason they have Lois on the show, aside from audience requests:
- When Lois says she's never been on a talk show before, Kakyoin points out she probably has throughout the many episodes of Family Guy.
- When Lois starts flirting with Kakyoin, he points out the fact that she's married. She reveals that both her and Peter have hall passes and that she wants to "try all of the asian delicacies".Kakyoin: Uh Dai? What's happening?Dai: Holy fuck, she's into you.Kakyoin: Um, Miss Griffin, are you trying to seduce me?Dai: Please, please don't. I don't want to lose my channel or go to jail for... those suggestions.
- What is Peter doing during all this? Beating Shinji up and stealing his Eva to hump Tokyo Tower "like a robot from a stop motion TV Show". This, somehow, causes Third Impact.
- As Lois and Kakyoin decide to bang before the world ends, Dai points out that it took the literal end of the world for him to finally get laid.
Frieza
- The description just has Frieza wondering why he's on the show and shouting for someone to get him out of there.
- Kakyoin gets excited over getting to interview his first alien babe while Dai knows the truth.Dai: Uh... Are you sure about this dude?Kakyoin: Hell yeah! My first alien babe!Dai: Um, that's not-Kakyoin: I don't care if it's not your preference. I want me some alien lady booty and mmhmmhm look at those curves. That tail. That... smooth reflective head. Mmm, and those lips... That mouth. Perfect for uh-I-uh mouth stuff.
- When Frieza starts talking, Kakyoin gets turned off by "her" voice and suggests that "she" keeps it down. When he gets offended by that, Kakyion just says that he'll wear ear plugs.
- When Dai formally introduces Frieza, he insists on being called "Lord" Frieza. This causes Kakyoin to finally realize than Frieza is a guy... and points out he doesn't have a penis.Frieza: Your stupidity is actually making me miss Goku. How is that possible?!Kakyoin: Goku? Is he like, your ex?
- Kakyoin's stupidity becomes too much for Frieza and makes him so angry that he explodes.Dai: I can't believe it... You finally did it! You annoyed someone to death.Kakyoin: I hope she's in a better place.Dai: Eh, probably in hell.
- What's Frieza's punishment in Hell? Doing the exact same interview all over again.Frieza: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Darkness
- While Kakyoin tries to introduce Darkness, she keeps interrupting with her moans.
- Apparently, there is a Community of Waifus who have talked about his show. This is how Darkness heard about him and he's shocked that he's never heard of it.Kakyoin: Dai, why was I not told of this community?!Dai: Do you want a real answer or one that will make you feel better?Kakyoin: The latter!Dai: Um, I guess it was lost in the mail?Kakyoin: Ah of course, just like my invitation to Smash!
- Darkness shows that she's very interested in Kakyoin.Darkness: You are cordially invited to smash me!Kakyoin: Dai, Is waifu actually offering to bang me?Darkness: I want it all! Smash me! Bang me with a hammer. Bash me with a bat! Choke me until I pass out! Slam me against the wall! Frame me for domestic terrorism! Electrocute me! Tie me up in a sock and waterboard me! Tell me my chicken is dry!Kakyoin: Ok, that last one is just too cruel.[...]Kakyoin: Eh, when in Rome.Darkness: Oh, (gasp) Does that mean I'm going to be pillaged and burned?
- When Dai point out that Darkness is a masochist, she denies it... after tying herself up.
- As Kakyoin is about to accept Darkness's advances, Dai interrupts them in order to avoid getting demonitized or arrested and tells the audience to leave what they do to their imagination.Dai: They play magic, poker or something.Darkness: I'm okay with being poked!
- The end of the episode has Dai informing the audience of a limited-time discount on his merch and encourages them to buy them... before Emo blows it all up, as he stands ready with a charged ki blast and a big smile on his face.
Lisa
- The ad block:
- It features the return of Darkness as she's very eager to do it.Kakyoin: Mr. COCKBLOCKER OVER HERE has a job for you.Darkness: Oh! I hope it's selling my body to a fat bastard~ Those are my favorite.Dai: (Beat) I just need you to do an ad plug.Darkness: (Squeals) That's almost just as bad!
- As the ad goes on, she starts getting off from it and flooding the room until it ends up completely flooded as Darkness floats in an orgasmic bliss while Dai uses Kakyoin as a raft.Dai: Okay I think you're done here you're...increasing the water level.[...]Dai: Okay woman, please stop.Kakyoin: No! Keep going! Papa always dreamed of drowning in A WAIFUS LOVE JUICES!!![...]Darkness: Thank you DFO for sponsoring this video and degrading this fair maiden! That... was awesome.
- It features the return of Darkness as she's very eager to do it.
- Kakyoin has Lisa doing jumping jacks. When Dai asks why, he says it's to help her lose weight... all while ogling her and biting his lip.Dai: Dude, why are you biting your lips?Kakyoin: (Gasp) I am not!Otaku D. Furiku: Man we caught you lying at 4k my guy.
- When Kakyoin shows Dai Lisa working out, Dai decides to have her do 1,000 push-ups for the same reasons as Kakyoin.
- Furiku goes up to Lisa and whispers her an idea to help her get her essential materials. She agrees, saying that it "at least doesn't require getting the vitamins".
- What is Furiku's idea? Have Lisa pole dance, while everyone makes it rain Gemstones.
Lola
- For once, Dai's the one who's excited about the guest while Kakyoin's the one keeping his cool.
- When Dai points out her excitement over Lola being due to him being raised in the 90's, Kakyoin poins out how he died in the 90'snote and doesn't share the same enthusiasm.
- When Kakyoin gets confused about the "controversy" about Lola's boobs, he asks if fans (and in turn Dai) had just been looking at Lola porn for the last decade.Kakyoin: Her bunny boobies weren't that big to begin with. Why is everyone on the internet even complaining? Have they only looked at porn of her in the last decade? Were you looking at big-tittied bunny porn?! Dai?!
- This is followed by Lola and Kakyoin lampshading the whole thing.Lola: Seriously? Why is everyone obsessed over my tits? You should be happy that I have tits.Kakyoin: Real rabbits don't even have breasts.Lola: Exactly.Kakyoin: And we're to be scientifically accurate. You'd have like... six breasts.
- When Kakyoin wonders why all the questions that Dai wrote end with him calling her "doll", she says that because of her "No one calls me doll" line, her fans keep calling her that in order to get her to punish them.
- When Kakyoin asks her what does, she says that she dribbles balls. She provides a demonstration... by dribbling basketballs, one of which hits him in the face.Kakyoin: That's it...! No more furries.Dai: (shuts the window on Tawna Bandicoot) Ehehe, what furries?
Zelda (Twilight Princess)
- When Dai points out that Twilight Princess Zelda is the closest of the Zeldas to becoming a queen, she gets offended by the statement for some reason.
- When Kakyoin asks her for advice on getting a waifu, she asks him if he has a waifu that he likes. He then thinks back to all of the waifus that actually wanted to bang him: namely Lois, Toga (in his dream), and Darkness. Her advice is for him to sleep with his waifu.Twilight Princess Zelda: And have you bedded her?Kakyoin: Beg your pardon?Twilight Princess Zelda: Have you deflowered her?Kakyoin: Um, mmm.Twilight Princess Zelda: Mated? Made her your own? Gave her the pearl necklace? F'ed her in the A? Gave her the D?Kakyoin: Do you really think giving her the D would work?Twilight Princess Zelda: It would with me. Granted, I would dominate the D. Make the D my consort. Own The D.
- After Kakyoin offers her his D, she accuses him of having a Teeny Weenie.Kakyoin: Do you want my own D?Twilight Princess Zelda: I cannot own what does not exist.Kakyoin: Hey! I have a D!Twilight Princess Zelda: Could've fooled me.(Beat)Kakyoin: That's all I have for the week folks. I have no ending joke.Twilight Princess Zelda: (chuckles) Your D is an ending joke.
- After the episode ends, Dai has Android 21, who had recently died, move a Gohanverse poster... only for it to end up in the same spot it was originally in, causing her to bang her head against the wall.Android 21: I hate my life.Dai: Afterlife. You hate your afterlife.
- For added insult to injury, the poster has Slicko Gokhan, the very person who killed her.
Zelda (Hyrule Warriors)
- Hyrule Warriors Zelda's Establishing Character Moment:Hyrule Warriors Zelda: I'm the Hyrule Warriors Zelda. So fuck you!
- The reason she's like this? Because she's aware that she's a non-canon character, she believes that she can do whatever she wants without consequences. She proves her point by pulling a gun out from her cleavage and shoots Dai.
- When Kakyoin keeps pointing out his fear of Nintendo lawyers, Hyrule Warriors Zelda makes it very clear that she doesn't give a damn as she starts dancing on his table.Kakyoin: What are you doing?Hyrule Warriors Zelda: Whatever the hell I want! I'm non-canon, bitch! I can do anything without consequence. It's the only thing to make my existence interesting as I am pointless otherwise.Kakyoin: I'm still fearful of Nintendo lawyers.Hyrule Warriors Zelda: Screw them! I'm made by Koei Tecmo, bitch! Now, bury your face in my ass as I grind it against you!Kakyoin: Well, when in Hyrule!Hyrule Warriors Zelda: Whoo! Non-canon rules!
Zelda (Skyward Sword)
- Kakyoin points out that she's the first Zelda... yet is also the 16th Zelda, much to his confusion.
- When Skyward Sword Zelda tries to explain away the confusion, Kakyoin asks a very important question.Skyward Sword Zelda: I am the reincarnation of the goddess Hylia. I have dedicated my life to protecting my people and founding the Kingdom of Hyrule with my Brave Champion, Link. Together, we would lead our people into a grand golden age.Kakyoin: But did you fuck him?Skyward Sword Zelda: E-E-Eh excuse me?Kakyoin: Did you fuck him?! The man descended from his own Skyloft, the city in the sky. Traveled through time. Fought and defeated Demise, the source of all evil. All for your blonde ass. Did. You. Fuck. Him?!
- Apparently, her and Link's relationship is so innocent that the two haven't kissed or even held hands!Kakyoin: No wonder he keeps reincarnating. You keep giving him blue balls to the point where he can't even get off in the afterlife!Skyward Sword Zelda: Oh goddess, this is so embarrasing.Dai: Dude... too far.Kakyoin: Obviously, she didn't go far enough!
- When Skyward Sword Zelda says that she wanted to take that next step but didn't due to Link not saying anything, Kakyoin points out to her that Link couldn't say anything due to him being a mute.Skyward Sword Zelda: Oh? Ohhh! Ooohhhh~ I'll be right back.Dai: Is... she going to be...?Skyward Sword Zelda: Hold on Linky, Mama is about to become a mama!
Midna
- It starts with Kakyoin suffering from Zelda fatigue and can't seem to care who's on next.
- When it's revealed to be Midna, he calls her a loli furry and asks if she fucked a wolf. When she clarifies that she would just ride on Wolf Link's back, he admits that he never finished her game due to her talking too much.
- While Midna does her I Am What I Am speech, Kakyoin is seen mocking her with a hand puppet with her helmet and slaps it.
- When Midna changes into her true form, this gets Kakyoin's attention and causes his jaw to drop to the table.Midna: Think what you want about me. I'm not changing.Kakyoin: But did you change!Midna: I like me, My friends like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.Kakyoin: I want what I ♪~see~♪Midna: (Chuckles) Well, what you get... is nothing, bitch.Kakyoin: (Unintelligible noises)Midna: Have a nice day.Kakyoin: (Continued unintelligible noises)Eyes of Heaven Announcer: Retired!
Speedwagon
- As Dai introduces Speedwagon, Kakyoin makes it apparent that he doesn't approve.Dai: Ever since we started a year ago, we kept getting requests for this particular waifu.Kakyoin: (Groaning)Dai: Well my friends, today is the day. You'll finally get your wish.Kakyoin: (Louder Groaning)Dai: Please welcome, the best Jojo waifu around, Speedwagon.Kakyoin: (Maximum Groaning)Dai: Okay, what's bothering you?Kakyoin: You know... DAMN well... what is bothering me. Astolfo, I could get. Frieza, totally understandable. Hell, if he didn't use the Lord pronoun, I was going to ask him to choke me with his tail while I shout "Choke me harder, mommy!"Kakyoin: But,... Dai. Please, explain to me how is... ROBERTO E. SPEEDWAGON A FREAKING WAIFU?!
- This episode marks the debut of Daki.Daki: You know it's rude to misgender, Kaky. You'll get cancelled on Twitter in a heartbeat.(Beat)Kakyoin: AAAHHH! Dai! We have an intruder!
- When Dai seemingly doesn't see Daki, Kakyoin wonders if he's having a stroke and even asks her if you can hallucinate from a stroke.
- When Speedwagon claims that he's the best girl on Jojo, Kakyoin list off who he believes are more worthy candidates.Kakyoin: Lisa Lisa. Holy Joestar. Dear, sweet Holy. Tomoko. Hot Pants. Yes, that is a character! Suzi Q?! (Beat) Gappy! JoJolion just ended. We. Could. Have. Gotten. Gappy!Daki: What about Jolyne Joestar?Kakyoin: Yeah! Especially her! And can anyone explain WHO THIS IS?!
- When Speedwagon says that the Joestar family became the best because of him and the Speedwagon Foundation, Daki notes the incident with Jolyne rubbing one off in prison. Speedwagon says that that's why Araki reset everything after Part 6.
- A combination of Speedwagon's inclusion and Daki's trolling eventually gets on Kakyoin's last nerve.Kakyoin: Misplaced anger- I mean Speedwagon. I do not care how useful you are to the Joestar family. I do not care if all of our fans say that you are a waifu. YOU. AREN'T. A. WAIFU! So unless you can grow some tits and drop your dick, GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING SHOW!Daki: Rude!
- Speedwagon's response to this? Transform into a girl in Sailor Moon-esque fashion.Kakyoin and Daki: ...Huh?Speedwagon: Am I a waifu now?Kakyoin: (Jaw Drop)Daki: Damn right you are, baby.
- Dai finally introduces Kakyoin to their new co-host, implying he knew she was there and didn't say anything.
- Kakyoin then asks if there's porn of Daki yet. Dai responds by saying it's right on schedule.Kakyoin and Daki: Nice.
Jalter
- The entirety of the episode is in the set's bathroom as Kakyoin gets swirlied by Jalter.Kakyoin: Hello, my name is Kakyoin and today... (Gets his head shoved into the toilet)Jalter: He's getting a freaking swirlie!Daki: Swirlie! Swirlie! Swirlie!
- While all of this is happening, Dai is just standing back and playing on his Nintendo Switch. He's completely unfazed by any of it, not even Astolfo returning in a dress, because he's seen weirder.
- The reason that Jalter's giving Kakyoin a swirlie is because she thinks he's Christian.Kakyoin: I keep telling you I'm not!Kakyoin: You lying little- (Gets his head shoved into the toilet)
- When Astolfo asks Dai if he's going to help, he just tells him to knock himself out because he stopped caring after the 12th time he died.
- It's then revealed how Astolfo knows Jalter.Astolfo: So, Side Bitch Number 9. What are you doing?Dai: Side bitch...?Daki: ...Number 9?Kakyoin: (Gasps) He has side bitches?!Jalter: Oh nothing. Just being... a bad girl.Astolfo: You know how I feel about... bad girls.Jalter: They need to be punished?Astolfo: They need to be punished.
- Jalter kicks the three hosts out of the bathroom in order for her and Astolfo to "replenish their mana". In Astolfo's own words:Astolfo: What can I say? I'm an onii-chan on the streets, senpai in the sheets.
Nero
- It's Christmas and everyone is excited... except for Kakyoin. This is mainly because Christmas in Japan is mainly for couples and he prefers Halloween.
- Dai and Daki try to get him in the Christmas Spirit by reminding him of Santa.Daki: It's great! You know a certain someone dressed in all red appears.Dai: Someone with a great, rich voice!Nero/Daki: I, Nero-/Santa!Dai and Daki: Saber?!Nero: Technically yes, but a better Saber than the one you're thinking of.
- Apparently once a year, Nero appears with a curse that causes her to infect someone with overwhelming Christmas cheer by giving them two gifts. What are these two gifts?
- Needless to say, all three of them become infected and become chibi versions of themselves.
- While Nero wants to spread Christmas cheer, Kakyoin says he'd rather spread cheeks. This causes him to get hit by Daki.
- As Nero and Daki sing the Padoru songnote , Dai admits he couldn't pronounce the lyrics and lets the two sing.
- The episode ends with Kakyoin wishing the audience a Merry Christmas and hoping the curse ends soon due to him missing his legs... and his dick.
