- February 12, 1976:Garfield: Some name for a dog... "Spot". [holds Spot by his ears] I think I'll see if I can knock that "Spot" off.Jon: (off-screen) Garfield!!!Garfield: No jury in the world would have convicted me.
- September 30, 1976◊: Jon greets a woman from behind a wall by saying "Surprise!" It turns out the woman has a buff boyfriend whom she announces as a "Surprise." Cue an Oh, Crap! look from Jon.
- December 1, 1977◊: Jon tells Irma that he's looking into a stereo for Christmas.Irma: My brother-in-law got one for a real steal.
Jon: Really? What did he get?
Irma: Two to five.
Funny / Jon