- September 30, 1976: Jon greets a woman from behind a wall by saying "Surprise!" It turns out the woman has a buff boyfriend whom she announces as a "Surprise." Cue an Oh, Crap! look from Jon.
- December 1, 1977: Jon tells Irma that he's looking into a stereo for Christmas.Irma: My brother-in-law got one for a real steal.
Jon: Really? What did he get?
Irma: Two to five.
Funny / Jon