Ladies and gentlemen. The Joestar family's Secret Technique.
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- Take note: Young and old, whenever Joseph utters Gratuitous English (be it "OH NO!" or "OH MY GOD!"), it's always going to be hilarious.
- During the opening, when the characters are silhouetted and doing fighting poses and moves, it ends with Joseph wielding the clackers, spinning them around, and tying himself up with them before falling over offscreen.
- Joseph's Establishing Character Moment when a Corrupt Cop wipes a booger on his cheek. Joseph calmly asks for the reason:
Joseph: That's curious. Help me understand, why would you do something like that? It's just such an unsavoury thing to do.
- Joseph asking Grandma Erina exactly what type of friendship does she really have with Speedwagon. Erina beats him with her umbrella for that.
- In other versions of the same scene, he tries to insinuate that with Erina widowed and the ambiguous circumstances of the marriage, Jonathan perhaps had a relationship with Speedwagon instead.
- Caesar's introductory arc gives us a scene where Joseph decides to test his new friend with a friendly game of cards. What follows is a masterpiece of two delinquents trying their damndest to hide that they're, well... delinquents.
Caesar: I saw that, JoJo. Deal the cards right. Only cowards cheat.
Caesar: Deal the cards properly, Joestar, or play elsewhere! [Caesar shakes Joseph's wrist, causing about a dozen cards to start spilling out of his sleeve]
Joseph: Huh... fancy that. Well, that didn't work!
Caesar: Pathetic. You should be ashamed that you have to resort to cheating and gimmicks to beat me!
: You really are
serious about cleanliness... [he pulls Caesar's leg onto the table, where we can see something placed on top of his shoe] This mirror is spotless!
Joseph: OH, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!
- The now villainous Straizo decides to make it his first order to track down Joseph and kill him because he doesn't want to make the same mistake that Dio did with Jonathan. He ends up taking an innocent bystander hostage on the basis that Joseph, like his grandfather, couldn't bear to see an innocent get caught in the crossfire. Unfortunately for him, he underestimates the personality difference between Joseph and Jonathan.
- And she promptly slaps him after the fight when he had completely forgotten he'd even made such a comment.
- Joseph attempts to infiltrate a Nazi base in Mexico by crossdressing. The Nazis immediately see right through his Paper-Thin Disguise, which Joseph can't believe at all.
- "Ha-ppy~! Joy-ppy~! Nice to meet you-ppy~!"
- After Joseph was hit for the first time by Wamuu's Divine Wub- errr... Sandstorm. Due to being badly injured he decides to play dead, it somehow manages to fool Wamuu twice! Mind you that Joseph's body is in different positions every time he looks. For a guy with superhuman intelligence, he sure isn't the brightest...
Wamuu: I must be imagining things...
- Hell, ANYTHING that Joseph trolls at his enemies.
- Esidisi's reaction to Joseph evering his arm. "HEEEEEEY!"
- The Joestar Family's Secret Technique: RUN AWAY!
- Made better because Jonathan never used that, and he refers to it as if it was passed down the family line.
- Made even better when Joseph's grandson uses it in Stardust Crusaders.
- What terrifying weapon does Joseph use against Wamuu the vampiric Physical God? Why, the toy known as Clackers. As the cherry on top, it is thought of as completely silly and hilarious in-universe which is really saying something.
Joseph bent over clutching his head "OH NO!"
- And of course, the Pillar Men's reaction to all of this nonsense:
Esidisi: Well, that was fun.
Kars: Let us keep moving. Apparently the human race has regressed rather than evolved.
Wamuu: Quite an understatement.
- After his Training from Hell, Joseph shows off his new abilities by challenging a mugger to stab him. When he tries to do so, he stops the blade with one finger, and then pulls out a container of mustard and squirts it all over the mugger's head. After about a page or two of suspense, Joseph admits that that last part was just to mess with him.
- "GERMAN NAZI!"
- Everything after Santana's slip and fall with Stroheim is hilarious, if only for the fact that in the anime his voice actor screams every single line in varying degrees of pitch.
- Similarly, after Kars is defeated and Joseph is presumed dead, Stroheim relays this information back to Speedwagon and co. Keep in mind, at this point, he's a torso. On an island. And the plane they rode in on is busted.
- At the end of the Hell Pillar Climb, Joseph is about to slip off the wall. Caesar grabs his wrist... only to remember that he's exhausted, too. "Ten seconds later, and after saying 'Don't let me go!' another thirteen times, Jojo reaches the top."
- In the anime, Joseph peeks in on Lisa Lisa while she's bathing. Later, in Lisa Lisa's epilogue, after a mention of her being his true mother, he can be seen with an utterly disgusted look on his face.
- Kars playing with an unconscious Lisa Lisa's legs like a guitar.
Kars: Ween ween ween!
- Kars, having obtained mastery over all life, shows off his power. How? How about by changing his hand into a squirrel, having it cuddle with another squirrel, and then going absolutely apeshit, devouring the squirrel it was cuddling with and then piercing through Stroheim and his Nazis?
- Joseph showing up at his own funeral at the tail end of the saga. The sheer length of time it takes him to realize just drives the gag on home, and the audience suddenly realizes that our Idiot Hero tastelessly crashed a funeral without realizing it was his.
- And the reason he showed up? 'Cause Suzie Q forgot to send the telegram informing everyone that he wasn't deceased.
- The Japanese version, while using a more generic dialogue, also manages to deliver the funny... because of Joseph is, again, using Gratuitous English.
: GAAAHH!!! OH NO!!
I can't believe this! What the hell was that woman thinking!? Wait!!
- Esidisi putting out a dynamite stick by eating it is funny enough, but then you realize - AC/DC had a song named T.N.T. Not every reference has to be on the nose.
- After Joseph knocks Kars down into the crystal spikes, it suddenly gives us a closeup of his face (with glowing red eyes) and he leaps into the air, startling everyone present, only to land on his face a few feet away.
Stroheim:...He's trying to spook us.
- After failing to get the Stone during his attack, Kars falls down a deep ravine and stands up...only to suddenly start laughing. It comes out of left field with no reason, and it's glorious.
- When Joseph finally manages to defeat Kars though a convoluted series of coincidences, Kars demands to know if Joseph somehow planned all this out, like he has every other stunt he's pulled up to now. Joseph replies that of course he did, then thinks to himself "I just got lucky, but thinking I outsmarted him will drive Kars nuts!"