Funny / Johnny Dangerously

• Roman's prepared statement to the court:
  I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves.
  • The offhand, almost thrown-to-the-wind "Thank you very much" that closes his statement out is the icing on the cake.
  • MORONIE DEPORTED TO SWEDEN.
    • Claims he's not from there.
• "No more nodding!"
• "I'm standin' here with my [apparently blown-off] dork in my hand and you're telling me to calm down?!"
• "FARGIN WAR!"
• The ludicrous steps taken to try and disguise a getaway car. Up to and including duckie and bunny baby blue wallpaper.
  "Calling all cars, calling all cars. Come to Dooley's Bar and Grill, I'm buying!"
• "You shouldn't have pushed a Running Gag, Johnny. A family relative once forced a Running Gag on me once. Once."