- Roman's prepared statement to the court:I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves.
- The offhand, almost thrown-to-the-wind "Thank you very much" that closes his statement out is the icing on the cake.
- MORONIE DEPORTED TO SWEDEN.
- Claims he's not from there.
- "No more nodding!"
- "I'm standin' here with my [apparently blown-off] dork in my hand and you're telling me to calm down?!"
- "FARGIN WAR!"
- The ludicrous steps taken to try and disguise a getaway car. Up to and including duckie and bunny baby blue wallpaper.
- "You shouldn't have pushed a Running Gag, Johnny. A family relative once forced a Running Gag on me once. Once."
Funny / Johnny Dangerously