Funny / Jack (David Hopkins)

• The fortune cookies.
  "'You will find true love soon, with someone who wants you.'"
  "In bed."
  "'Your happiness will increase with each new friend you make.'"
  "In bed... 'You will not be able to say 'in bed' at the end of this fortune.'"
• "At least spare us a carrot-rape scene..."
• Strip 530 is one of the funniest in JackDavidHopkins's run.
  • Skinless Friday. He thoroughly deserves it.
  • Frigid McThunderbones. Nothing more need be said.
  • "I ain't dead poopface! D:<"

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