Funny / Infinite Stratos: Sacred Twins

• The very first chapter have this three gem, due to Characterization Marches On, Madoka is less a character and more like a living Lemony Narrator
  • Madoka began to panic as the fangirls began to gather (somewhat Harsher in Hindsight as future chapter reveal but still...)
    Madoka: BUDDHA! PLEASE! SAVE THIS ACADEMY FROM SEXUAL DEVIATION! for that matter, at least protect me from some sort of sexual Harassment -except if it's Ichika, wait NO-! Wait, does that means Ichika-nii is 'The Savior of Heterosexuality'?

  • As Ichika continue to suffer abuse by Chifuyu
    Madoka: STOP HITTING HIM! GUAN YU!

  • And then Yamada-sensei spilled her rape fantasy
    Yamada: "After-, after school... a teacher together with a student, two people alone after school... Ah! No, no, Orimura-kun. Sensei will become very weak when she's forced... and this is my first time with a guy..."
    Madoka: WHAT? What with that's reaction? Have you no shame whatsoever? Basically, you're saying that you won't resist if he comes for something indecent? How lame!
    Yamada: "How-However, if it's Orimura-sensei's younger brother, then..."
    -BLAM!
    Madoka: Instinctively, I slapped my desk, hard, everyone except Chifuyu-nee chilled in response. I also broke Yamada-sensei's radical-I mean lewd fantasy. "…Sorry, there's a bug on my desk"

• In chapter 2, during Class Representative selection, Ichika is mistaken that the girls are voting for Madoka... until Chifuyu said this.

  Chifuyu: "Then the candidate will be Orimura Ichika... is there anyone else? You can either nominate yourself or another person, both are fine."

  • And when Ichika was fed up, he countered Cecilia's insult swiftly, then shut himself up from spilling more. Madoka pointed her thumb instead.

• Chapter 3, Ichika is driven insane and thus...

  Ichika: Anyway, this sweetness is everywhere. Actually, it was like this; it filled up my abdomen so much that I felt sick from it. I need to visit a dentist immediately! No, I NEED A DOSE OF INSULIN, QUICK! NUTBLADDER! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

• Chapter 4: Marshmallow Hell + Incest Subtext = Best morning ever
  • In chapter 5, Ichika assumed the same thing, turns out he's squeezing her plushed toy.
  • And then of course, "ALL HAIL ORIMURA!"

• Chapter 6: Ichika is restless that rumor about him getting even worse, thanks to Madoka's constant blabbering. In his words:

  Ichika: *smiling* "I'll strangle you to death while you sleep soundly tonight"