This is a spin-off of Big Mouth, so expect a lot of dancing across the line.
Birth
- The Shame Wizard gets a beep on his beeper while he's shaming a man on his wedding night, where we can clearly see the bride weeping on their bed."Oh, yeah, good call mentioning what a knockout her sister is in your wedding toast." [Shame Wizard gets a beep] "Look, listen. I'll be back later when your penis doesn't get hard."
- While in labor, Becca fears that she may have defecated while trying to push the baby out. Connie nervously glances down between her legs and sheepishly says she hasn't.
- When Becca starts crowning, the baby's head makes Connie think she's giving birth to a coconut.
Training Day
- Jose constantly injuring himself because of the Hormone Monsters' overactive sex lives.
Bad Mummies
- The first monster every human being starts out with? The Need Demon, a swirling mess of lines. An infant's Need Demon spends a lot of time screaming at the mom, "Do titties better!" and even refers to the mom as simply "Titties."
- Emma tries to glow...and ends up farting.
- Dicks have an... interesting biology. The only thing they need for sustenance is pre-chewed Cool Ranch Doritos and if they are not fed, they turn into figurative and literal assholes… with Boston accents.
- Connie runs herself ragged trying to control them, only to have them swarm all over the office. After they turn into assholes, she leaves them in the one place where assholes can truly be themselves: Fenway Park.
Love In The Time Of Postpartum
- Cat states that Becca and Barry go together like weed and cartoons.
- Maury offers to help get Sonya a date to get her mind off of whatever's troubling her. Her mystery date turns out to be Rick, who wears a toupee for the date.Sonya: Are you fucking kidding me?
- For a grand gesture for Becca, Tyler proposes Barry gathers a bunch of perverts for a flash mob.Petra: (On Barry showing up at Becca’s work with the baby) Whose dumb fucking idea was this?
Flanny: Tyler wanted to gather a hoard a perverts!
Tyler: Um, once you reach a dozen, it’s called a SPLOOGE of perverts.- And then at least 8 “splooges” show up outside the office and Emmy recognizes one from high school.
The Addiction Angel
- Lionel has a dance on TikTok called "The Leaky Diaper".
- Becca tells Doug that she had him admitted to the hospital under a false name as they can't afford the stay.
- Lionel shows Pete a tattoo he got from Dante. Beneath his robe, over his pubis. Let’s just say we should be thankful we never get to see it.Doug: (Staring into the light) MY EYES!
Lionel: Apparently, it’s the Taco Bell slogan! - Upon seeing Emmy at Doug and Donna's wedding, Pete starts to ask what she's doing there before realizing that she's the kind of person who would crash a wedding.
International Creature Convention
- The song "Are You In Love or Just an Asshole?" has Walter and Simon Sex ask Rochelle this very question numerous times.
- Emmy pukes on everyone after turning into a Hateworm.
The Light
- The illegal cock fighting (and if you know this franchise you’ll know the cocks are literally hairy penises), which turns into a parody of Rocky and its sequels, complete with Maury falling into an impression of the coach.
- Sonya finds out that everyone at the office thinks she got fired for fucking the Grinch at the Christmas party.Sonya: That's why everyone thinks I got fired?
- When Emmy mentions the Grinch, the camera moves a bit to the side to show that the Grinch is actually at the bar as well, thrusting into the air while surrounded by a few female monsters and wearing a Santa Claus costume.
It's Almost Over
- Yara's Alzheimer's causes her to do very random things.
- Natalie says that one time, when she got up at night to get water, she found Yara sitting in the dark and brushing the hair of Nadja's old Bratz dolls.
- While the family is eating dinner, Yara takes off her top, exposing her breasts.
- While Dante and Rochelle are kissing in the cafeteria, Tyler chants "Finger him!".
Shitstorm
- Doug is devastated after Becca crashes into his "Sunsmobile".Doug: My Sunsmobile! What have you done to my baby?!
Rochelle: Oh my God, it's ruined. Doug, fall to your knees in the rain. [kneels in the rain]
Doug: [follows suit while yelling at the sky] Please! God! Take me instead! - Lionel whines that he wants to be included in the fellowship that will restore the portal to Earth.
- When the group first exits the building, Petra gets blown back in by the wind. When the group tries again, Petra is riding a baby carrier worn by Walter.
- In order to save Dante's life, Pete has to amputate one of the former's penises.
The Jizz Mitvah
- This interaction when Petra is suspicious of why Dante hates Pete so much:Walter: You don't think you should just mind your own business and respect their privacy?*Walter and Petra laugh together*Walter: I'm just kidding.Petra: We're coworkers. Their business is our business.Walter: You right!
- When Montel says he wants to be a shame wizard, Maury and Connie start burning Lionel's office, and we get this interaction.Montel: That actually went better than I thought it would.Lionel (Completely deadpan): Yes, but my office is burning.
- When in a long line for the bathroom, Sarah fears that her urine will absorb into her bloodsteam and give her "Tinkle brain", which Emmy says that her mother DIED from.
The Tell-Tale Dick
- Joe reveals that he has a brother named "Joe but with a regular penis".
Total RePaul
- Gil insists that both halves of an everything bagel are the same, and he's jealous that Joe gets the bottom.Joe: You wanna switch?Gil: (Beat) No.
- When Walter is trying to comfort Paul for feeling ridicuulous about wearing a big hat:Walter: Evelyn got you that hat. She said it made you look like Daniel Stern from City Slickers, a movie I will never see.
A League of Their Hormone
- Connie is said to have hit a ball so hard, it shat itself. We even see this in a flashback.
- When Montel states he's on Lionel's team:Connie: Oh, you play on whichever team you eant, okay, baby?Montel: Okay!~Connie: But, if you play against me...*Connie gives Montel a sinister look.*Connie: I'll make you shit like a ball.Montel: Oh.Connie: Have a good first day, kiddo!
- Maury says Montel might be better at softball than Conie, and after a slap, we get this interaction:Maury: Hey, if your mad, then why did you do the sexiest possible thing to me?Connie: Agh!*Connie slaps Maury with her hair, splashes her drink in her face, and slams Maury's face on the table.*
- Due to the less than ideal relationship Pete and Rochelle (Who's now a hate worm) have, Pete has to fill out a form for "Sad Little Sock-Puppets Getting Used For Sex By Their Coworker".Pete: *Scoffs* It can't possible say that on the...oh my god, it does.
Rochelle, Rochelle
- In the timeline where Rochelle chooses to be a lovebug, Walter gets an email for a free Olive Garden coupon.Emmy: How is that important in any way?Walter: I don't know, but it feels important, right?
- In the timeline where Rochelle chooses to be a hate worm, the same interaction happens, only Walter's reason for it feeling important is him lampshading the fact he said it twice.
Paul Me By Your Name
- The beginning of the episode consists of Walter and Simon Sex fornicating everywhere, including a shared laundry room.Random Monster: Uh, hey, are you wearing my sweater?Simon Sex (While Climaxing): You're not supposed to leave your laundry unattended.
- It's later revealed that Walter and Simon had sex for 48 hours straight.
- When Paul is at the tennis court, he falls head over heels for someone there, and when his old hormone monster, Maury, shows up, we get this interaction:Maury: How are we fucking Evelyn tonight?Walter: For the love of god, Maury, read your client's files!
- Simon's "Sexy T-Shirt" literally just says "Sexy T-Shirt".
Tony: The Life of an Office Cold
- Apparently, Maury and Connie's bed is warm because Maury "pee-peed" in it.
- Tony, the cold spreading throughout the office, can't infect Rick because he has spirits in his body.
- Emmy calls out Van for the events of the previous episode, but she's too sick to listen. However, Emmy keeps going because she states that she chose her tone beforehand.
- While venting to Rochelle about Van, we get this quip:Emmy: She thinks she's so cool!Rochelle: Cool? Her name is Van. Bitch, was the other option station wagon?
Pity Party
- When D.N.Ape is giving a presentation, he keeps sayin "Enhance", and we get this line from Petra:Petra: Say enhance one more fucking time, and I'm gonna shove a banana so far up your ass, you're gonna think you're a banana split.
- Petra treats Sal pushing one of the other kids as a Minor Injury Overreaction.Petra: Don't be such a karen, Jacob, he barely touched you.
- At a later, point, while Sal's parents aren't too fond of Sal hitting a kid for no reason, they're not losing any sleep over the fact it was Jacob.
- Petra's condition for getting hope to help her and Sal out with getting a truck is for Sal to let him play with the truck sometimes.*Sal makes a noise*Petra: What? It's a cool fucking truck!
- When Lionel announces he had sex with Maury and Connie, we get this interaction between the latter two:Maury: Oh, he's gonna tell everyone, isn't he?Connie: Yup.Maury: And we, uh...Connie: We wanna fuck him again?Maury: Yup.Connie: Big time.
- The end credits are a slow cover of Petra's rather extreme truck song from earlier.
On the Daughterfront
- In anger at Sarah shutting out her father, Walter beats a car with a trash can.Paul: Uh, Walter...that was my car.Walter: Oh, it's okay, honey. This is all in your head. And you need a new car, anyway.*A car next to them explodes.*Paul: Is that in my head, too?Walter: Shit, I don't know all the rules, run!
Yipee Ki-Hate Motherf**ker
- Everyone keep wondering if they're "the Bruce Willis". Some assumptions are accurate while others are… not.
- Joe and Gil manage to escape the Hate Ministry takeover and instantly assume they're the heroes. They try to crawl through an air duct, only to break through and fall on top of a henchman, killing him. They try to use his body to get General Malice's attention, but forget to take the gun off of him. Then Gil tries to brag that they're impervious to glass by stomping right on a pile, only to reel in pain because he is "very pervious".
- Connie and Maury try to use some items stuck up the latter's ass to escape. After some initial success, Connie impulsively tries to attack a guard only to floored by another with little effort. This gets lampshaded by Maury.Maury: Oof… Connie is not the Bruce Willis.
