- Savannah gets inspired to organize the party as a toga party, reaches for her bedspread, sees how perfect it is and rather than disturb it steals Marti's more rumpled sheets.
- Alice pretending to be a fundamentalist Christian. "He's so hot. I would totally abstain from having sex with him!"
- The pillow fight, which is also heartwarming
- Charlotte: She called me a slut.
Savannah: She called me a whore.
Charlotte: At least you get paid.
Savannah: Yeah but my pimp takes most of it.
Funny / Hellcats