- "Checkers of the dead."
- "King me!"
- "I saw a ghost. Right over there. It was really scary."
- "This place is about as haunted as a sock drawer!"
- "The kitchen of the dead... I SAID COOK MY DINNER BITCH!"
- In the sequel, there's a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment of Alex taking a piss near a dumpster, then flipping the camera off.
Funny / Grave Encounters