- When the heroes first meet Thoth, he's working hard to preserve all the knowledge he has, while contemplating what makes lettuce special.
- Him pondering lettuce's specialness is twice as hilarious when you remember lettuce's role in Horus and Set's conflict.
- Bek appealing to Thoth's ego in order to get him to join the group.Bek: But before it (the Sphinx) kills me, I'm going to tell it that I asked the God of Wisdom to come but he was afraid he'd get the answer wrong.Thoth: This is the cleverest strategy you could devise? Playing on my ego? How vain do you think I am? (Bek, Horus and Hathor look around at all the clones of Thoth, and Thoth realizes what they're all thinking) Yes, well... Fine. Fine! Let's go.
- Set and chief architect Urshu discussing the newly built obelisk.Urshu: No one has ever so honored the great God Ra. He will pass over it's peak and marvel at the tribute you have built in his name.Set: Is that it?Urshu: I'm sorry?Set: Well, can you make it any taller?Urshu: T-Taller?Set: Yes, it's a simple question.Urshu: Well, that might be difficult, um, now, I mean...Set: Relax, Urshu, I'm joking.Urshu: (let's out some forced laughter)
Funny / Gods of Egypt