A random Brassmoon guard is talking about how one adventurer, in mid-crawl, crapped in a corner. The GM was so impressed by this attention to detail that he gave him a tiny XP award for roleplaying. And we all know how adventurers will respond to that."They started pooping on everything."
At one point, a Brassmoon elite guard named Tayshun is trying to persuade another that his cape is reasonable to wear. He claims it's a moon, while the other guard says it's a sun or a mace or something.
Forgath: Seriously? A Treasure Plant? Is Herbert even trying anymore? Kin: They were first created long ago by a wizard who hated trespassers. Now they grow wild in some areas. They're only a danger to the dumbest of individuals. (beat panel) Together: MINMAX!!!
Forgath: Wait. Are you telling me that sword is powered by Minmax's stupidity? Kin: Well, more accurately, his ignorance, but yes. Forgath:By Herbert's dice! In Minmax's hands, that sword is insanely powerful. Minmax: I don't get it.
Reality 214 from the Maze of Many. A hell-god takes over the world and everyone in this reality transcends to a new level of consciousness and enlightenment, beyond pain and past agony. There's a terrible price: the mere notions of goodness and compassion have been rendered nonexistent, demons roam the earth...
And third, this reality can never invent ice cream. I'm not even kidding, it's a mathematical certainty. You see, the tentacle reality has inadvertently proven that goodness is required to invent ice cream.
Reality 201 has Lenny, the 280 ft giant golden monkey god, with two lines from his "Book Of Lenny". "Lenny is power. Lenny is might. But Lenny has trouble finding the sacrifice right. Also, Lenny is a monkey." Followed by "Lenny is patient. Lenny is wise. You know... for a monkey. But mostly, he... well, he's a monkey."
Forgath: Oh, I've dealt with a guy like you betwo. So I can do this twoever. Bowst: Aaah! Just forget it! Forgath: Sure, Bowst, if that's what you want. I will twoget it. Consider it twogotten. Bowst:Shut up, Forgath! Idle: "Shut up Twogath." Forgath: Aw, ya ninja'd me. Idle:Hee I like you.
Forgath: Sometimes I just can't keep up with you, Minmax. Minmax: That's because I'm quick! Kin:And you're adorable. Minmax: That's right! I'm Adick! (Beat while he realizes what he just said) Wait... Forgath: Ooo, very nice. Kin: Thank you.
When the group encounters a pillar that shows an image of what they lust after most, everyone starts giving Complains a hard time for envisioning a busty goblin woman... with hair. Minmax chimes in with the teasing, and we get this exchange.
Complains: But... you like hair! Minmax: Yeah, but I'm a human. It's totally different. (an image of an attractive, male, hairless goblin appears on the pillar and everyone looks at Ears) Fumbles: ...Seriously, hair? Complains: Shut up! Fumbles: Are you turned on by my mustache? Complains: Shut up! Fumbles: Would you like to be alone with my mustache? Complains: Shut up!
Once she corrects this mistake, Minmax is very eager to reunite.
Minmax: Kin! Kin, are you up there? Hey! Hey you guys, it's Kin! Kin's up there! We have to save her! We have to save Kin! Thaco: (Beat) Sorry, who's up there?
During a protracted debate over whether or not it's really Kin, Minmax calls Ears a liar, at which point Complains threatens Minmax for insulting his friend. Minmax just rolls his eyes and bats Complains away before clarifying.