- "You're weird."
- "OH FUCK YOU WEATHER GODS!!!"
- "Oh hey, look at that. She's hugging the fountain."
- "Sometimes I dress up in your costume and make out with your photographs."
- "Holy shit everyone ate their share of Crazy-O's today."
- Assistant's expression at Purple's holy ass.
- "FFFFF yeah check that booty. (you hot shit)"
- Cake Girl's Disney-like story.
- "Don't shit on your dreams!"
Funny / Gloomverse