Funny / Girl, Interrupted

• "Peppermint dick! Peppermint clit!"
• "I'm a fucking shrub, alright?!"
• This exchange:
  Lisa: (grabbing a pen and holding it to her neck) Take one fuckin' step and I'll jam this in my aorta!
  Valerie: Lisa. Your aorta is in your chest.
  Lisa: (Beat) ...Good to know.
• Cynthia's laugh. It's...kind of infectious.
• "...Nuts?"
• An example from the book: The discovery that Lisa has covered everything in the TV room - including some of the catatonic patients - in toilet paper.
• "Some advice, okay? Just don't point your fucking finger at crazy people!"
• Cynthia: Hey, John, call me a cab.
  John: Okay, you're a cab.
• After Susanna's diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder is revealed to her and her parents:
  Susanna: (looking in her parents' direction) Is it genetic?
  Susanna's father: (irate) Oh, Christ!
• Much of Whoopi Goldberg's presence, including her awesomely huge '60s fro.
  Susanna: Has anyone ever watched you shave your legs?
  Valerie: I got two kids and one bathroom, what do you think?

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