Funny / Galtar and the Golden Lance

• Galtar and Goleeta's first meeting in the pilot episode, "Galtar and the Princess". After the title hero flips the princess over, having thought she was an enemy. Goleeta loses the robe that had been masking her identity. Galtar's reaction upon learning his opponent was female? Laughter. For her part, Goleeta is not amused. She attacks him with a makeshift quarterstaff.
  Galtar: (laughs) You're a girl!
• Episode 2, "Skull Forest": After the Nerm Pandat frees Galtar and Goleeta from Rak's prison. Galtar decides to get even and drags the sleeping dwarf's bed into the cell.
  • Later, while Tormack is berating Rak for letting himself be tricked by the heroes. He then learns Rak can lead him and his men to the Nerm village, where Galtar and Goleeta are currently hiding.
    Rak: I'd have to show you, I couldn't, ah, tell you how to get there. It's really a tough place to find.
    Tormack: Don't you ever keep quiet? Never mind; Don't Answer That.
• Episode 3, "Mursa the Merciless" begins with Rak having to deal with his not so loyal Horse of a Different Color, named Bonky. Who adamantly refuses to follow after Galtar and Goleeta. Until an irritated Rak finally gives in, offering to pull his mount along instead.
  Rak: (takes off Bonkey's saddle and throws it to the ground, as Bonkey now sits on it) I'm ready if you are. But just you remember, this is the very last time!
  • When Galtar and Goleeta meet Mursa, they ask her about the young dwarf who works for her. She reveals that he is Tuck, son of Rak. Mursa then explains that Rak sold his son to her, in exchange... for a goat. Galtar and Goleeta aren't the least bit surprised.
    Galtar: That's—
    Goleeta: --Rak.
• Episode 5, "Shadowhaunt". After evading Otar and his Gurza's. Galtar, Goleeta and Zorn decide to take a moment to eat and rest. When Zorn uses his Skyscreamer boomerang to cut down three melons. Goleeta and Zorn each manage to catch a melon. Unfortunately, Galtar's not so lucky and ends up with a melon on his head.
  • Later on, as Goleeta and Galtar are trying to cook the melons. A humanoid frog-man sneaks up on the pair and steals some of the melons.
  Galtar: (bemused, as he catches the frog-man) Uh, we have an uninvited guest Goleeta.
• Episode 6, "Tormack's Trap". After Tormack reveals that he plans to have Galtar executed. Rava tries to employ Rak and Tuck in order to save him. At first the dwarves outright refuse. The pair soon backpedal when they hear Rava pouring coins into her hand.
  Rak: Well, seeing as you're a lady and in distress.
  Tuck: We've reconsidered.
  Rava: I thought you would.
• Episode 7, "Wicked Alliance". Mursa's rather apathetic reaction to Krimm arriving at her home on a giant ball of fire and lightning.
  Mursa: (annoyed) Must you make so much noise?
  • After Rak accidentally casts a counter-spell that saves Galtar, Goleeta and Zorn from Krimm and Mursa's powers. The sorcerers corner Rak and Tuck, transforming the dwarves into a pair of ducks as punishment for their interference.
• Episode 8 "Vikor's Raiders" begins with Rak and Tuck (no longer transformed into ducks, for some reason) arguing. As one would except, it's over how to split their earnings, naturally.
  • Galtar's plan to infiltrate Vikor's camp and rescue Tuck, are posing as a travelling troop of acrobats. Complete with some rather Paper Thin Disguises.
• Episode 9 "The Manta Marauders", the moment when Rak and Tuck stumble upon the truth about Kardor. Tuck is far from impressed as he watches the obviously unhinged old man sing and dance around his treasure room like a lunatic. For his part, Rak doesn't share his son's standards.
  Tuck: That, that Kardor! He's a rotten phony! A greedy no good lying faker!
  Rak: In other words, our kind of guy.
  • When Rak and Tuck attempt to attack Galtar and Zorn, using the fake "Kardor". They inadvertently reveal "Kardor" is just a puppet. For his part, Galtar isn't so much outraged upon learning the truth, just annoyed.
  Galtar: (exasperated) Oh no, it's impossible. It can't be!
  Rak: Wrong again Mr. Know-Everything-Hero-Person! It can be, and it is!
• Episode 10 "The Master Fighters", Rak and Tuck reevaluating their lives as crooks.
  Rak: Maybe we outta look for some honest work.
  Tuck: Papa! How can you say such a thing?
  Rak: I know, I know. I feel ashamed of myself even thinking about it.